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We all love Dick

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Who doesn't?

should i fuck a fat chick on new years or not get a root at all?

I bet u do retarted abo

OP certainly does.

>Dick supports One Nation
SO fucking BASED

>tfw see the guy my sister is fucking in the comments of a kikebook screencap

Maxim is an unironic member of the Labor party and socialist

fuck that image nearly ends me every time i see it

How fat?

It's this attitude of settling that makes women entitled. Ride out the storm of shitty women with anime until you meet your prime IRL waifu.

tell us how poor this maxim actually is

less than 40k p/a i'd hope

dunno mate, post pics if you know her

>tfw havent had a root since February
>tfw it was a fat fijian

moderately fat.

too fat to be thick but not fat enough to be obese and unrootable

fuck cunt i havent had a root in so long

I've been missing weekly monday night qanda bingo. we need an off season bingo for these time periods. what other shows could we do?

id love to fuck a fat fijian, would be better than a fat white chick

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here's the vid of dick on tens morning show saying he supports one nation
worth a watch if you haven't seen it
youtube.com/watch?v=acT7C6QRDts

>coles
what's he do? stocker? cashier?

if this bloke earns any more than 30k a year he deserves to get his benefits stripped as far as i'm concerned.

Nah mate, it isn't worth it. Just have a few cold ones and watch the cricket like a normal person.

It's going to be very interesting if One Nation win QLD government. I imagine both Libs and Lab will sabotage them at every turn to make them look incompetent so nobody will vote them again.

>fuck cunt i havent had a root in so long
Wizard in training here, you'll live.

Message him over facebook and tell him you're voting one nation

mate, only girl who let me bareback since she was a lezzo beforehand.
she was an old friend from high school who was a snowflake before it was this widespread, had a mental breakdown, fucked off to Kalgoolie, started eating mentally unstable pussy, dumped her and came back over here with only me to hang out with.
kinda were fucking within about 3 days of her moving back, had an alright fling.
Then her best friend claims i drunkenly fucked her (i didnt) and poof, havent seen the black gir since or had a fuck since.

lost my job around the same time as well.

nah im getting fucken licked and no cunt can stop me

hardly ever drink coz im real healthy n that but fuck it im getting fucked up on new years and ill feed any cunt who has a go

You should try getting a root off a non fat chick you incel

Good cunt. Been visiting the relos over Christmas and won't be able to get up to any mischief this NYE

maybe we should do a week-long "shit leftist media says" bingo

similar shit in the squares but we just keep it posted in our nightly threads and claim squares with links to "news" articles or video clips

desu we only hang around the qanda thread hoping bingoanon will finally give in and drop nudes or something

Daily reminder that if you are a white born in Australia, you are indigenous to the holy land of the southern cross.

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nah mate, i already drunkenly ranted about wanting to hang labor, gas the greens and purge the libs first time i met him, on my sisters birthday.

he knows im an "ebil alt right nazi" kind of rightie

If whites have to give up Australia we are keeping one state, and that state WILL be QLD.

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when is pauline bringing out her own line of hats? I will buy one immediately.

mate

Yeah I'd be keen for that

>desu we only hang around the qanda thread hoping bingoanon will finally give in and drop nudes or something
I'm still convinced bingoanon is some dude who larps as a female online

M8, Tas, Sa, and Wa are the whitest states in that order

>implying SA doesn't have nearly as many boongs as NT does

abc.net.au/news/2016-12-30/infant-dies-after-being-hit-by-car-south-brisbane/8154778

Women should not be driving big cars like pic related.

Can WA come to?

tassie birds are basically blokes already senpai

sure, as long as the queenslanders leave

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We could do an ongoing one for the project. All we really need is to have a consistent general like /britpol/

aw fuck, just remembered he wrote a euology for Fidel Castro

I went to tassie expecting this but actually were quite a few qts. Maybe its a meme to keep main landers away from their women

I think it's a possibility in the future. Dick would definitely propose that kind of thing. He's probably coming up with One Nation related puns around the clock. He understands the value of meme-power.

but the Lib and Lab are incompetent themselves, so their attacks will backfire.

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>the project
so it's like 25 squares of "waleed spouts taqqiya bullshit" and we just tick a few off each day?

no fun in that desu

The fuck's going on with Bernardi's crew? The Financial Review claims they registered their own party website, Australian Majority, while others claim they're forming Australian Conservatives in coalition with One Nation. Tones is begging them to stay like it's going to happen. Nothing on their twitters.

> The woman is being cared for
>The mother was not physically injured.
OH THANK GOD FOR THAT!

Fuck our media. Bitch just ran over her own kid and they are like "oh the poor mother"

have you ever seen yahoo serious?
that's what I think Tasmania is

WA and QLD shouldn't even be part of the federation. The whole South-East (Melbourne-Brisbane) needs to fuck off and leave whats left of Australia alone.

We could play a guessing game as to what Waleed will blame societies problems on

a) white Australia
b) islamaphobia
c) systemic racism
d) Donald Trump

>muslims

Gina Rinehart is funding

This is how it ends, lads.

that movie is awesome

haven't watched this yet
youtube.com/watch?v=KsZIYY0jiZE
but its apt for the thread

How do you let this bloke near your sister

Also:
>Now the world will face the terror of social democratic institutions
Autism

what's this? some bloke get shot?

>google search gives me the film ROOM

huh?

what a faget

my sis fucked off to melbourne

uncontrollable laughter on my end

details

Nah bruh

Peter stop using an Aus proxy.

Is she, dare I say, our girl?

She full bleeding heart as well?

Apex gang break in in Pozzbourne?

she called me racist for saying there's nothing wrong with guns

I hope user didn't get culturally enriched

>Gina Rinehart is funding
Then they will be for neo-liberal economics, cheap foreign labour and crony capitalism.

Into the trash.

Massive Apex gang fight.

he writes out long arse posts all the time and shares buzzfeed crap as well.

huge faggot, would fight

Who here /joinedthegreenstogetunigirlpussy/?

darkies out

They just kick the door in these days so its probably not them. (Because no one is armed in strayla and defending yourself in your own home with deadly force is illegal).

fully sick, niggers nogging

should have invested in doing a COPS show in melbourne instead of that highway patrol garbage

yep, i've given up on aussie politics.

I suppose this is one of those beautiful benefits of multiculturalism

The judge will let them all go. They good niggers they dindu nuffin

Cunts

who appointed these limpwristed faggots as judges.
they do nothing to these feral coons

I always wondered what would happen if some law abiding Aussie shot one of these Apex home intruders armed with a machete. Would the media back him for defending his family or paint him as an evil racist real life Ben Garrison?

Prediction: Suspended sentence, $100 bond, no conviction recorded.

Also Highway Patrol is based, fuck you.

>no conviction recorded
how do they avoid a record?

Not too long ago we had an user from Vic Police posting here (timestamp and everything). Apparently its some female (((judge))) or magistrate constantly letting them off

They've been bantz kings for quite a long time, Sup Forums is just another medium

"A LONG COLD VIC!"

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they'd ignore him and try to make it about the evil guns

that music makes my mouth sweat
and I don't even drink

i want some studio to do a show called bad goys, about the SEC catching investors and traders in financial fraud

wasn't that guy confirmed to be fake?

conviction would be raycis

Get a dog up ya.

this is common knowledge in victoria, all those nignogs get arrested on the regular but pozzed courts cut them loose straight away

law says that's premeditated murder

21 and a half and still a virgin guys, got a fit body though

I've seen some of your Bud light ads they are pretty good

This is a good point. Even if the gun used was a bolt action WW2 rifle it would be shilled in the media as a rapid fire military style gun

The problem isn't the Magistrates in most cases, it is the District/Appeals courts continually nullifying their sentences to the point most Magi-c's give up.

Example:

>guy pulled up by bolice for unlicensed driving, is NTA'd and forbidden from driving
>pulled up again later that day, same process
>pulled up A THIRD TIME and is arrested, sent to court
>magistrate gave him 3 months custodial of a 12 month sentence
>The appellant had already been issued with an infringement notice that day and said he understood therefore he was able to travel freely for the rest of the day.
>The learned Magistrate could not be blamed for commenting, “That’s in fantasyland, isn’t it?”
>appeals court overturns
>I am satisfied the sentence imposed was excessive and I set aside the Magistrate’s orders.
>In respect of each charge, under section 19 of the Penalties and Sentences Act, the appellant is to be released upon his entering into a recognisance without surety in the sum of $200 on condition that he be of good behaviour and appear for conviction and sentence if called upon at any time during the period of six months from today.

Literally no consequence whatsoever.

And that is why magistrates don't bother with harsh sentencing.

No. That fat cunt is no one but her own girl. Inheritance rich, not made-my-own-money rich.

I'm pretty sure Vicpol is the but of all Australian police force inside jokes.
FOR THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF VICTORIA!