You know the drill, you with two bullets and these 3 men in a room

You know the drill, you with two bullets and these 3 men in a room...

Who dies?

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Myself because the glock explodes when firing the over pressurized ammo

>no islam means no opression of south slavs under the ottomans means not as much serb nationalism

muhammad and marx

>Shoot Muhammed first since he's the whole reason the piss religion exists
>Shoot Marx second since he basically created SJW nonsense

Spare Gavrilo Princip since WWI was bound to happen someday.

I knew a /k/omando would come by to shit on the ammo type.

Those bullets in the picture are too large to fit in the handgun.

The ammo is fine, its the glock that can't anything that isn't
>muh tight tolerances

marx n muhammad. WWI was brewing anyway

If you kill Muhammed, the whole course of world history would change since europe would never have an Islamic nemesis. Byzantium might still be a thing.

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Obviously Marx and Muhammed.

Princip did the world a favor and killed the King of the Slavs.

No it's a glock. Glocks go boom

I shoot OP twice

Marx twice
>WWI was inevitable to begin with since Russia mobilized
>As much as I hate towelheads the crusades essentially created what Europe is today

Marx and Princip.

We'd avoid World War I and the Bolsheviks seizing power to form communist states.

>says muhammad
>actually shooting ali

If we're assuming killing Grivilo prevents WW1, then him and Muhammad. Without WW1 Russia doesn't fall to communism and Marx is never relevant outside of Twitter

>marx created sjw nonsense
retard alert

Mohammad doesn't look like that. Please delete image immediately

I'd shoot that Bosnian reprobate in the stomach and the balls. I'd let the others leave.

Without Momo (poobah), Europe and North Africa/the Levant probably would've continued to converge as they were doing under the later Roman Empire, and Europeans would be dumber and more savage as a consequence.

Imagine an Ibero-Moorish superpower. Imagine the AIDS, cancer, and chest hair. Shoot the other cunts, please.

>Shoot Muhammad and Gavrilo
>Use pistol to beat Marx to death
Simple

Why would I shoot any of my roachies? They all have their roles to play.

>shoot myself twice

I'd shoot you in the head twice.

it's funny because it wouldn't matter if you killed any of them because history is shaped by material conditions and not individuals.

ww1 would still happen

someone like marx (probably engels) would develop dialectic materialism and scientific socialism

and someone like mohamed would make a religion very similar to islam.

Marx and Muhammad

Or the archduke,idk

mohammed and marx die.

I kill the serb by crushing his eyes back into his skull with my thumbs.

/thread

muhammad and marx obv
why would i kill that other guy?

Human brings make history not the other way around you Marxist-Hegelian cuck.

if you don't Woodrow Wilson will use WW1 as an opportunity to expand democracy into Europe and thus poison the well of our once-beautiful monarchies.

Are those hollow point bullets?

And to answer your question, I shoot Gavrilo and Muhammad. Then I try and beat Karl to death using the gun as a blunt weapon. He was rich in life, so he's likely not all that strong.

Serb man and Marx. Not even a question. Muslims are based.

Throw the glocknade at them to kill all 3

One for Marx, then sit on the couch and wait for Engels

Shoot muhammmed and then beat the other 2 to death with the pistol

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Shooting Muhammad would unfuck the Balkans plenty. It's likely that I wouldn't have to shoot Gavrilo at all as the struggle would be between Byzantium and Austria, if any.

One bullet, one Marx.

Both bullets to Marx.

double tap Karl Marx to make damn sure

That's fucking retarded. Let me guess, someone like Shakespeare was also bound to come along? Material conditions are only a part of the equation of history. Individual choices, culture, genetics, brain chemistry, childhood trauma, and dumb luck are all valid factors.

You are not nearly as smart as you think you are.

make them kill each other then shoot the last guy

You lost me at the religion bit. Surely there was a massive power vacuum to be seized due to the mutual exhaustion of Rome and Persia in internecine conflict, but that doesn't mean the success of Muhammad - both as a general and proselyte - wasn't nearly fucking miraculous. You could predict a Eurasian power would step into the empty verdance of the Americas, but the fact that it was Western Europe and not China or America was, as far as mortal men are concerned, basically an accident of history.

Anybody can predict something post-facto. Accurately predict the course of the 21st century and I'll give a shit about your predictions.

marx and muhammad

>coming from Roachmany

you can still kill the third one with the stock

China or Japan*

Or the Arabs for that fucking matter: they were master seafarers well before the Europeans, and in fact we learned a lot about it from them as evidenced by all the Arab loanwords in maritime terminology

Muhammad
The world wars and the cold war gave us lots of technological advances
War is important for progress

Gavrilo and Muhammad

Killing Muhammad after he became a prophet would be useless, so I'll ask this again.

Is this before or after he starts the Muslim faith?

>Spare Gavrilo Princip since WWI was bound to happen someday.

My thoughts exactly. OPs post is pretty poor, I think most people would spare Princip.

marx twice

Surprising, huh? I know German nationalists are an extremely rare breed these days.

Marx and Mohammed. WW1 could have not been prevented only by Princip dying.

Double bullets to Marx, because this kike may survive with his billion organ transplants.

Shoot muhammed twice

Shoot Marx twice...

Btw, the pic to the right is Ali, Moe's brother or something. Regardless, Moe would be a close 2nd choice. If it wasn't for Islam, ME, North Africa, and Anatolia would likely be Christian still. Plus we'd still have Byzantium. However, if it wasn't thanks to the rise of the Ottomans, Portugal would've never tried to find a water route to India to circumvent the Venetian monopoly with Ottoman trade, which would've inspired Spain to do the same with Columbus to find the new world and colonize the Americans.

Dude on the left is insignificant. Europe was ready for another war, the colonies were gonna go one way or another. Sad to see monarchies go but they literally went with the logic of "its 1916!".

How could i shoot muhammad if i don't know how he looks like?

wait the guy that assassinated that king and triggered ww1?

thinking of muhammad and gavrilo now. marx was really just some retarded philosopher, and either way his friend frederich engels would have published the communist manifesto.

It's very easy. First, you get Mohammed to kill Marx for being atheist, then you kill the remaining two with your two bullets.

There are 5 tools in this problem. Why can't people see this?

>those digits

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Look for the guy with the burning head and/or wallpaper for a face

t. Persian miniature pro

Wood if I get that sweet Aisha pussay

Killing Princip would only change the exact date WWI started. It was brewing, everyone had new fancy guns and couldn't wait to try them on each other.

Of course, you could also argue that if Marx didn't exist, someone would have basically written the same things down the line and nothing really would change. Really even the same could be said of Muhammad

>Not shooting Marx twice

As usual none of these solve anything because the source of the fucking problem still exists, ie the eternal Hebrew.

Line them up and shoot them in the head with a double tap. If any survive I will beat them to death.

>Likes mudshits
>Nationalist

I forget, Germany pretty much belongs to the arabs now so I shouldn't be suprised

muhammad twice

the other two are boogeymen compared to that shit

I'd shoot Mohammed twice just to make sure.

Pincip was only one of the many attackers it would have happened anyways, Marx was just another uppity Jew of the times, and pedo Muhammad almost completely separated the inbred desert people from Europeans so I would keep him. I guess i'd shoot the Jew if I was forced to pick one.

Would we really be better off if the Arabs, Berbers, Moors, Turks, etc. were Christian? Perhaps you can make that case for Iranians but i'm glad Islam almost completely separated people down euro/asian ethnic lines.

depends. are we shooting them before they did whatever they did?

Wow so edgy. Watch out not to cut yourself my friend

Fucker, without Islam we'd actually have a united and developed Philippines.

>Beating someone to death with a Glock

You could remove the slide and use that as one of those tactical fighting sticks

JIDF raiding in the early years built Sup Forums and all the arguments, copypasta, holohoax memes, jew quotes, etc.

Those two bullets would go straight to the head of muhamad.

In WW1 the Ottoman caliphate was our most valuable ally, and in WW2 we had Muslim volunteer units and the Arab nationalists viewed the Axis as their greatest ally in the liberation struggle against Anglo-French colonial rule. Hitler respected and admired Islam.

Being an Islamophobe as a German = pure cuckdom; he fell for the liberal angloshit memes.

Gavrilo Princip and Muhammad (that pic is not muhammad)

Who is the shit on the left? Can't I just tell mohammad that the othet two are infidels and let him handle things?

I've solved your riddle, all three seas with only one bullet.

Now who is that dude on the left that mohammad killed with a rock?

lol, this. We'd probably have a space elevator and a Martian colony too.

Top kek never change /k/
Muhammad and Princip in that order. Then I beat Marx to death with the gun. He doesn't deserve to go out quickly.

most of Sup Forums has no idea what marx even did

Mohamed dies for sure. This would change history so far that its possible Marx and Gavrilo would never have existed. I shoot Gavrilo just for fun. Marxist ideas would manifest no matter what if it comes from his mouth or another mouth someone would have had the same ideas.

The mudslime, watch his explosive vest go off, killing the other two.

Marx and Muhammad.

Princip deserves to live because I'm a history major and love WWI

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The Bosnian Sub-Human and Marx.Fucking piece of shit could have asked the Croats to help his annexed shithole instead of dragging us in.

Loving WWI is like loving snuff porn of your own mother

An anglo who did anglo things.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

shoot the mudslime twice kek

We have this thread every day and it was never good. Stop posting it.

i would line them up and shoot twice through all their heads, have the bullet ricochet off a metal beam behind them and then kill myself, take a bow and say the aristocrats!

That's not even Muhammad you imbeciles
That's Ali

Muhammed and Princip because that way WW1 will start later but the Russians will stil have their revolution. Result: Germany only has to focus on 1 front and will therefore win the war and bring peace and prosperity to Europe.

buuurnn!!

Germany cannot save you, commie. You worship a proven failed ideology of man.

Where did I imply that I was a commie? In my scenario communism remains away from Europe because the German Empire won the war. It is only present in Russia and could easily be destroyed if the European axis powers started a 4v1 war against the newly formed Sovjet Union.