You guys laugh at flyover states all the time, but try laughing now

You guys laugh at flyover states all the time, but try laughing now

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>mfw Illinois with Indian drivers license
best of both worlds tbqh, love the midwest

woohoo!
Great Deal!

I picked up a gallon earlier for $1.49 at Aldi, stay mad hillshills

that's a lot of milk

in canada those jugs would be $5-$10 CAD

Indiana* lol

what a difference a letter makes

You mean bags

tfw you find out you have a milk fetish

HAHAHAHAHA MEME'D

What the fuck is "Vitamin D milk"?

Daily reminder the ocean attracts idiots.

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>mfw Oberweis delivers delicious milk to my house weekly

>In Venezuela the same product cost 16 dollars

:(

Seriously I don't know the price but it should be around 15

>SD license plates are immune from speed/traffic camera tickets

Vitamin D milk is whole milk fortified with vitamin D. Most milk in USA is fortified with vitamin D so chances are it's the same thing. It is mostly marketing. But to be fair, there aren't any requirements to be fortified. So if a dairy sells both labels, the whole milk may not be fortified, but I doubt it.

I never understood why people laugh at flyover states. They feel like the best places to live in the US desu senpai

What state?

woohoo!
>Great Deal!
woohoo!
>Great Deal!

How much does that cost? I assume that shit is really good, too. I worked at a dairy plant for 5 years (Hiland/Prairie Farms) and Oberweis is top notch.

Kansas

>tfw 5$ here in Nippon
No wonder men here are effeminate

Yo nigga, you live in SD? I sure do.

What's your post about now? So if I go to Sioux City and those faggot cameras catch me, I don't have to pay?

4L jug here in Calgary costs $4.55 CAD, idk where you live friendo

She could shift my pole, if you know what I mean...

>Indian drivers license
Do you get a DUI if your blood alcohol level is below .08?

>japs cannot digest lactose
>drink milk because the westerners do it

2 were not enough

How's your internet speed?

who is your job market?

Yeah because real men purposefully fuck up their digestive system!

Check the expiration date on those jugs, desu

>Drinking cow pus

thats not funny
thats a low blow

>shifting poles

fucking nazis

POO

Why is your weather?

...

50 mbps down. I have Cox. $77 a month for it
What? Do you mean how is your job market? Okay, I guess. Aircraft is the big thing in Wichita. I work at an oil refinery. I made a little over 61k this year

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I guess flyover staters will have to get their Vitamin D from sunlight now.

>I have Cox
faggot

Hormone ridden cow puss infused milk. YUM.

No one drinks that swill outside the flyovers.

Ignorance is bliss.

what they don't tell you: it's all spoiled

i lived even just in the (barely) sticks of frederick maryland vs north jersey

fuck the country, you're only good for guns

>cheap milk

enjoy your steroids

Yeah even though Daugaard is a massive faggot, he has ordered the state to refuse any identifying information requests for any sort of automated tickets based on license plate info

>Midcontinent 1gbps fiber is the cheapest in the country

o am i laffin

i live in new jersey used to live in new mexico in a town with the entire county was about 50,000 that is why i asked the jobs sucked there but milk and eggs where still costly.

Not too bad

Could be better

Look at all these mad New Yorkers/Californians.

just whole milk, satan

i would expect the dark lord to know this, though

What's wrong with Daugaard? Besides vetoing the Constitutional Carry bill twice I mean. He seems pretty legit outside of that imo.

Holy shit, milkmen still exist? There is hope yet for our civilization.

>burger thinks jew york and commiefornia are in argentina

amerilard education

>tfw no qt-flyover gf with eggy-milk farts to sit on my face

The Wal-Mart I work at in the Chicago suburbs is cheaper on all that shit.

>google fiber faggot detected

or are you a columbus telephone fag?

SHOO SHOO

of course they do leaf

the milkman is your real father

Yep google fiber here

Best internet in the US

You're in a New York State of Mind.

>american internet speed
TOP KEK

i bet you still use dial up with those speeds

>milk

Just drink water and take vitamin D, then enjoy not being effeminate

He was anti-Trump and is just a neocon in general

Weird. We just have Skimmed, Semi-Skimmed, and Whole (full fat).

Do you guys have that?

He's Said Goodbye to Hollywood

Eurocuck doesn't know what Mbps means

It's not really fucking your digestive system. Your body just develops lactose intolerance when you stop drinking milk. It's a natural reaction.

Lawrence Kansas here

Google Fi user here. Best Damn phone service period. My only complaint is since my bill varies month to month sometimes my credit card company flags the transaction as suspicious.

Why are Google services so god damn good?

Too bad she's ugly

>this fucking thread

Milk is easily accessible because of animal husbandry and farming. It is a wonderful addition to the diet of someone wishing to become big and strong, and it tastes wonderful.

Milk is the white man's beverage.

Kansas a shit

T. Missouri

>tfw no big tit lactating gf who would let you rest your head on her lap while she strokes your face, jerks you off, and nourishes you with her breast milk

Yes, but in the US it's Non-fat, 1%, 2%, and whole.

>49 cents for milk
Holy shit, where do you live?

>>>r9k

And So It Goes.

I went to NYC in May and saw Billy. Great concert, but he jewed me out of 450 by the time it was all done.

Pretty much.

Whole with vitamin D
2%
Low fat 1% (1% fat)
Skim (0% fat)

>Implying that lactose-free milk isn't readily available.

I didn't hear him chime in on Trump I guess but it doesn't surprise me. Basically all our Republicans are either neocon establishment types or RINOs. I mean shit, look at our state's royal families. Rounds especially. Every member of that family is on government it seems. They're like our Bush's or Clintons.

Shilling the calcium jew

>he doesnt have gbps

we should stop sending foreign aid to africa and send it to the US, you need it more

Wichita Kansas

you take that pic with a granola bar

Homogenized (3.25%)
Partly skimmed (2%)
Partly skimmed (1%)
Skimmed (

I do have 1gbps but wifi cannot deliver it all at once to my phone.

Good luck getting multi gigibit speeds without multi thousand dollar home networking equipment.

Vitamin D milk is slang for whole fat milk in America, milk companies understand that the American consumers equate fat to evil, so they don't call it its actual name

Ew who the hell drinks whole

2% best milk

I'm still gonna laugh at you for buying a WHOLE FUCKING GALLON of milk at a time.

How the fuck do you finish a gallon of milk before it goes bad?

I haven't seen him live but I've seen his concert DVDs, man it looks like a blast to be there

Its $8 for a half gallon in HI, fml

jlaw.com/Articles/idealoccupa.html

>The rabbis cited above believed that business, i.e., buying and selling merchandise, was more lucrative than farming and therefore they advised people to avoid agriculture as an occupation. It is apparent that the sages were advising people to pursue a livelihood that is profitable, not very difficult, and does not cause one to fight with neighbors.

Indiana here. Love my state. So white and comfy.
Also can do anything with firearms I want.

Yeah when Thune went full cuck against Trump, Daugaard followed suit

at least Rounds's brother is a pretty cool guy eh just runs a bar on the Missouri and doesn't afraid of anything

>tfw you will never marry into Bradsky or Moyle money

have a glass with dinner every day you weak boned faggot

2-3 glasses a day for brotein and calories

>not finishing a gallon of milk before it goes bad
I think you underestimate the longevity of our milk, Mario

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>he doesn't drink 2GOMAW

do you even want to get big

gallon is not that much

For you.