>get pulled over for 10 over >cop walks up, i roll down window and say hello >he sees my skin color and immediately looks at ease, takes hand away from gun >asks why i was speeding >tell him i have no reason for it, i dont deny it, i was just in a hurry, i apologize >he thanks me for my honesty, says hes just going to issue a warning >we shoot the shit for a minute or two, i tell him to be safe, theres alot of people in the neighborhood who are bad people >he says he knows, and thanks me for wishing him safety >i make a joke "make sure you shoot to kill anyone who doesnt immediately comply" >he laughs >i say "officer, you know what, you should just shoot them all regardless" > he says "soon"
what did he mean by this?
Luke Gonzalez
Things that never happened.
Adrian Johnson
I got a ticket for throwing garbage out my window in the ghetto on a street with garbage everywhere.
Levi Ramirez
Oh america
Lucas Fisher
>get pulled over doing 20 over >open container of jack daniels in cupholder >lit marijuana cigarrette in ashtray >cop asks me to roll down window >do secret white people hand shake >hands me a blank piece of paper "just to keep up appearances" >waves at me so I"ll drive off >wink at him knowingly
Tyler Murphy
Ok
Gabriel Mitchell
/thread
Benjamin Barnes
How come insignificant leech-territories get their own flag on Sup Forums but states don't?
Kayden Barnes
>get pulled over doing 11 over >get ticket >female coworker has caused 4 accidents (rear ended other people every time) >zero tickets
Luke Thompson
It meant he recorded your details and passed them onto to the FBI, you pathetic racist.
Joshua Murphy
more like she sucked cocks
Eli Brown
>get pulled over for doing 88 in a 60 >the cop is my mom before i was born >we fuck
Josiah Baker
>get pulled over >I'm blacker than the ace of spades >white girl cop >know how fast you were going? >nah muh BBC obscured my view >going to have to search you for evidence >anal in her cruiser >skeet all in the interior >let off with a phone number
Jack Gomez
>live in town with .001% black people. >cops are assholes because I'm not a good ol boy or related to them.
How it feels to be persecuted.
Camden Scott
>how can you be real if speeding isn't real
Jason Turner
>Get pulled over. >Mixed (Slavic/Mexican) >Mexican cop walks upto the driver side. >Usually bullshit >Ask if I was speeding? >No littering. >Hand him my info (had no proof) >Tells me I'm under arrest. >Start panicking. >Tells me heres a citation and have a good night. >Smiles and waves me off.
Haven't had a bad experience with a cop yet. Have the story with the judge to. Made him laugh with the littering charge. >Be in court. >First to stand before the judge. >Reads me my rights and what each plea is. >Plea guilty because I did it. >Ask me what I did >Threw a cigarette out the window. >Hear a soft chuckle. >Tells me. "You had a unlucky night I see young man" >100$ fine. >Pay it and leave just to come back later to drop my friend off for court and see the judge smoking.
So many kindred spirits out there
Jacob Watson
kek
Landon Davis
>telling lies to strangers on the internet Sad!
Christian Torres
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Jayden Anderson
Throwing a cigarette on the ground doesn't constitute littering.
Littering is an intentional act akin to illegal dumping.
If a solitary piece of trash falls out of your hand, you could claim that it was unintentional and that the wind blew it away or some shit.
You're a dumb spic, you could've got away with it.
Alexander Lopez
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Nolan Taylor
>driving through a junkyard quite illegally >cop fuck pulls up behind me >immediately climbs out and starts to shoot my truck >what the fuck.jpg >transform my ice cream truck >annihilate him then kill his family
Hudson Harris
>get pulled over by cop for speeding >cop walks up to my truck >I politely interrupt him >"I'm carrying a concealed weapon officer" >cop says "thanks for telling me" Only one shitty Alaska gun law and i hate it.
David Scott
>get pulled over by cop for speeding >cop walks up to my truck >I politely interrupt him >"I'm carrying a concealed weapon that is pretty hard officer" >cop says "thanks for telling me" >we blow each other
Christian Rodriguez
I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for 500, Alex.
Colton Nguyen
lmfaooo
Liam Brown
I'm on a mobile so I can't mouse over your flag and see what shithole 3rd world country you're from.
Jace Miller
Fuckin bait.
Love being white. Not even gonna lie I've been pulled over about 10 times the past 3 years and got off with a warning every single time. I was piss drunk at 3 am and a cop escorted me home lmao.
Luke Hernandez
user, learn from this.
It needs to be funnier, yours doesn't grab me.
It's missing a certain je ne sais quoi.
Isaac Green
I have only had good experiences with cops Thats 50 more flags man and the majority of those states are small anyways, no real purpose.
Brody Moore
t. Tyrone Jackson
Leo Perez
Exert exactly is a good ol boy?
Sebastian Mitchell
you fucking faggot, didnt respond to anyone else saying it was fake. but im saying now, it really happened. no reason to lie, actually closing laptop now and going to bed.
you fuckers dont trust anything (i guess for good reasons)
cya
Jaxson Parker
I don't care if it was real, it brought zero lulz.
Apply yourself, user, I know you can do better next time.
Jason Evans
Litterbugs should be executed on spot.
Sebastian Parker
how old are you be honest
Thomas Turner
30 in a few months.
Carson Nguyen
>get pulled over going 12 mph over speed limit >cop is a woman >I unconsciously take my seatbelt off when I park and she asks me why I was driving without a seatbelt >can't find proof of insurance >still get off with a warning Thank you white male privilege.
Josiah King
Hope you are rich enough to someday buy a non-nigger device to check this archived thread for my flag.
David Bell
sad bro, sad. Apply yourself, user, I know you can do better next time.
Christopher Turner
Czeck repub
Robert Stewart
Philadelphia
Luis Foster
This.
Make sure to wait until the officer approaches the window. Hell realize pretty quick that you do not mean any harm, and will likely thank you for the reminder about being vigilant.
Juan Rivera
>Mixed (Slavic/Mexican)
that can't be possible
Cooper Edwards
The day of the rope is coming.
Noah White
They should've shot you on the spot. I'm not an environmentalist but I can't stand people who litter for no good reason. Properly dispose of your trash, faggot.
Charles Davis
Because states are not sovereign or pseudo sovereign nations
Lincoln Edwards
Because were not a state
Maybe if you guys annex us we can have ameribro flags too :3
Eli Harris
Fuck I love being white
Brody Turner
>belgrade, serbia year 1993. war ongoing >cops stop me on street >find 1 kilogram of weed in my bag >takes weed, slaps me and tell me to go home
>belgrade, serbia year 2006. democracy installed >cops stop me on street >find 0.5 gram of hashish >arrests me and takes me to court over literary nothing
Bring back war pls
Ian Russell
Doubt
Nicholas Morales
id rather have to go to court than get slapped like a BITCH
Noah Cooper
You just let him slap you like that? For shame.
John Reyes
try being pulled over in a non-western country while being white, they will shoot you on sight. America is for whites and whites only.
Jaxson Watson
I can't imagine a more relaxing time to smoke a fat joint than a post-communist race war
Kevin Bailey
Tell you politicians to get their shit in order and then we can think about it. No way they're going to allow a bankrupt state to join.
Jayden Richardson
You can claim whatever you want user, in all likelihood you'll still get booked.