Get pulled over for 10 over

>get pulled over for 10 over
>cop walks up, i roll down window and say hello
>he sees my skin color and immediately looks at ease, takes hand away from gun
>asks why i was speeding
>tell him i have no reason for it, i dont deny it, i was just in a hurry, i apologize
>he thanks me for my honesty, says hes just going to issue a warning
>we shoot the shit for a minute or two, i tell him to be safe, theres alot of people in the neighborhood who are bad people
>he says he knows, and thanks me for wishing him safety
>i make a joke "make sure you shoot to kill anyone who doesnt immediately comply"
>he laughs
>i say "officer, you know what, you should just shoot them all regardless"
> he says "soon"

what did he mean by this?

Things that never happened.

I got a ticket for throwing garbage out my window in the ghetto on a street with garbage everywhere.

Oh america

>get pulled over doing 20 over
>open container of jack daniels in cupholder
>lit marijuana cigarrette in ashtray
>cop asks me to roll down window
>do secret white people hand shake
>hands me a blank piece of paper "just to keep up appearances"
>waves at me so I"ll drive off
>wink at him knowingly

Ok

/thread

How come insignificant leech-territories get their own flag on Sup Forums but states don't?

>get pulled over doing 11 over
>get ticket
>female coworker has caused 4 accidents (rear ended other people every time)
>zero tickets

It meant he recorded your details and passed them onto to the FBI, you pathetic racist.

more like she sucked cocks

>get pulled over for doing 88 in a 60
>the cop is my mom before i was born
>we fuck

>get pulled over
>I'm blacker than the ace of spades
>white girl cop
>know how fast you were going?
>nah muh BBC obscured my view
>going to have to search you for evidence
>anal in her cruiser
>skeet all in the interior
>let off with a phone number

>live in town with .001% black people.
>cops are assholes because I'm not a good ol boy or related to them.

How it feels to be persecuted.

>how can you be real if speeding isn't real

>Get pulled over.
>Mixed (Slavic/Mexican)
>Mexican cop walks upto the driver side.
>Usually bullshit
>Ask if I was speeding?
>No littering.
>Hand him my info (had no proof)
>Tells me I'm under arrest.
>Start panicking.
>Tells me heres a citation and have a good night.
>Smiles and waves me off.

Haven't had a bad experience with a cop yet.
Have the story with the judge to. Made him laugh with the littering charge.
>Be in court.
>First to stand before the judge.
>Reads me my rights and what each plea is.
>Plea guilty because I did it.
>Ask me what I did
>Threw a cigarette out the window.
>Hear a soft chuckle.
>Tells me. "You had a unlucky night I see young man"
>100$ fine.
>Pay it and leave just to come back later to drop my friend off for court and see the judge smoking.

So many kindred spirits out there

kek

>telling lies to strangers on the internet
Sad!

...

Throwing a cigarette on the ground doesn't constitute littering.

Littering is an intentional act akin to illegal dumping.

If a solitary piece of trash falls out of your hand, you could claim that it was unintentional and that the wind blew it away or some shit.

You're a dumb spic, you could've got away with it.

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>driving through a junkyard quite illegally
>cop fuck pulls up behind me
>immediately climbs out and starts to shoot my truck
>what the fuck.jpg
>transform my ice cream truck
>annihilate him then kill his family

>get pulled over by cop for speeding
>cop walks up to my truck
>I politely interrupt him
>"I'm carrying a concealed weapon officer"
>cop says "thanks for telling me"
Only one shitty Alaska gun law and i hate it.

>get pulled over by cop for speeding
>cop walks up to my truck
>I politely interrupt him
>"I'm carrying a concealed weapon that is pretty hard officer"
>cop says "thanks for telling me"
>we blow each other

I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for 500, Alex.

lmfaooo

I'm on a mobile so I can't mouse over your flag and see what shithole 3rd world country you're from.

Fuckin bait.

Love being white. Not even gonna lie I've been pulled over about 10 times the past 3 years and got off with a warning every single time. I was piss drunk at 3 am and a cop escorted me home lmao.

user, learn from this.

It needs to be funnier, yours doesn't grab me.

It's missing a certain je ne sais quoi.

I have only had good experiences with cops
Thats 50 more flags man and the majority of those states are small anyways, no real purpose.

t. Tyrone Jackson

Exert exactly is a good ol boy?

you fucking faggot, didnt respond to anyone else saying it was fake. but im saying now, it really happened. no reason to lie, actually closing laptop now and going to bed.

you fuckers dont trust anything (i guess for good reasons)

cya

I don't care if it was real, it brought zero lulz.

Apply yourself, user, I know you can do better next time.

Litterbugs should be executed on spot.

how old are you be honest

30 in a few months.

>get pulled over going 12 mph over speed limit
>cop is a woman
>I unconsciously take my seatbelt off when I park and she asks me why I was driving without a seatbelt
>can't find proof of insurance
>still get off with a warning
Thank you white male privilege.

Hope you are rich enough to someday buy a non-nigger device to check this archived thread for my flag.

sad bro, sad. Apply yourself, user, I know you can do better next time.

Czeck repub

Philadelphia

This.

Make sure to wait until the officer approaches the window. Hell realize pretty quick that you do not mean any harm, and will likely thank you for the reminder about being vigilant.

>Mixed (Slavic/Mexican)

that can't be possible

The day of the rope is coming.

They should've shot you on the spot. I'm not an environmentalist but I can't stand people who litter for no good reason. Properly dispose of your trash, faggot.

Because states are not sovereign or pseudo sovereign nations

Because were not a state

Maybe if you guys annex us we can have ameribro flags too :3

Fuck I love being white

>belgrade, serbia year 1993. war ongoing
>cops stop me on street
>find 1 kilogram of weed in my bag
>takes weed, slaps me and tell me to go home

>belgrade, serbia year 2006. democracy installed
>cops stop me on street
>find 0.5 gram of hashish
>arrests me and takes me to court over literary nothing

Bring back war pls

Doubt

id rather have to go to court than get slapped like a BITCH

You just let him slap you like that? For shame.

try being pulled over in a non-western country while being white, they will shoot you on sight. America is for whites and whites only.

I can't imagine a more relaxing time to smoke a fat joint than a post-communist race war

Tell you politicians to get their shit in order and then we can think about it. No way they're going to allow a bankrupt state to join.

You can claim whatever you want user, in all likelihood you'll still get booked.