Trump promises America first

> Trump promises America first
> New Year comes to Australia first and America is STILL in 2016

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It's like he completely cucked them.

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DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

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I T ' S T H E C U R R E N T Y E A R

COME ON AMERICA
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR

But the New Year is on January 28 according to your new traditions. ChekM8.

is that meant to be a reference to Australia day?

literally just one small insignificant town changed it and that is it

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Chinese New Year. You should know this m8y.

OI OI OI

Celebrating New Years is for conformists, why not blow yourself up with some firework, why live?

So what have you seppos got planned for the new year?

shitposting, university, taking it easy mostly

wtf i hate trump now

I am now a #CruzMissile

You're not a seppo

watch for happenings.

I remember when the Eternal Anglo poster shot up a bunch of immigrants in munich before conducting an hero.

Or the time when there was a terrorist attack/Cultural enrichment in europe everyday.

im looking forward to 2017

oh fug didnt see the seppo bit

Wrong, the new year comes to the US first, in the Line Islands, UTC+14:00.

We're also the last to see the old year out, in Howland Island and Baker Island.

Quality shitpost

i am whoever i want to be, thats how free we are in this country :^)

God bless you Aussies

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And yet you're still speaking American

Cucked

FUCKING STOP CUNT YOU'LL GET US RANGE BANNED AGAIN

>What is Hawaii
MAGA

More like
>What is Guam and the CNMI
MAGA

YOU CAN'T STOP IT

Hahahaha thank you Australia happy new year

Anyone else gonna fap and try to cum right as the year rolls over?

How do you feel watching snow on new year/xmas films while you are in summer?

>tfw it only snows on 1 (ONE) mountain in Australia
>tfw I'm sitting here at midnight sweating and its 30 degrees Celsius (86 degrees Fahrenheit)

Never seen snow so It doesn't bother me

>He needs to point out the temperature in the inferior Fahrenheit system to a european

>inferior
>when Fahrenheit and mm Hg were the units that got us (as in Americans) to the Moon

australians are the best cunts in the world

NASA uses both metric and imperial

>he fell for the man on the moon meme

WE

WUZ

>b-but n-n-NASA uses m-muh metric too guis

The rest of the world is so pathetic.

It's alright, it's been only slightly cooler than that where I live all through Christmas and it actually IS winter here.

Though finally I woke up to 49F today.

Fucking Russians hacked the NEw Year. I hate them.

Noice

KAAAAAAANNNNGGGZZZZ

They literally do.

Anyway, why Murcians stick to british imperial units when even brits don't use them in science any more is retarded.
Metric is literally SI units. Units of measurements used by the scientific community. IIRC every single unit is attributable to constant natural phenomena, except the KG, which is currently attempting to be defined as the weight of a certain number of silicon atoms under earth's gravity

It's 33C° in here at 11 AM
and my air conditioner broke
help

my humiliation, is complete.

good luck with 2017 mates.

Can't even keep your small insignificant towns in check, Aussies? This is how the emus win.

Don't chinks have their New Year in February though?

Who's that guy hanging out in the background?

He's not president yet. Things are going to change.