Do you have a manly man job Sup Forums?

Do you have a manly man job Sup Forums?

Me, I am a girly man who sits on my fat ass all day and touches little plastic letters of the alphabet all day.

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you either sit on your ass for someone else or, build someone elses home, dig someone elses hole, lay someone elses gravel, id rather twiddle my thumbs for nothing then pretend im not just a useful idiot doing a "mans" idiots job.

What if you're afraid of heights

must be comfy just going up that ladder for a while

so you are a fellow girly man?

I wouldn't mind a job like that, but I'm just a shut-in neet.

new a bloke who climbed masts, nothing remotely that tall. he was hooked on, but the mast snapped, now he's paralyzed

that guy looks high as fuck at the end when it zooms in, what's he on?

You're living the dream.

>sits on my fat ass all day and touches little plastic letters of the alphabet

>paralyzed

sucks to be him.

>harness
>manly man

ah fuck. I cant believe you done this

thats actually a difficult job to get in.

You need 2 years exp just to get in and no one wants to train except for like 1 isolated school in ass fucked california

>What if you're afraid of heights

You either get over it or change jobs.

I work in construction, and occasionally a new guy is afraid of heights. I always tell him to start on a small ladder, and every day or so, go to a larger one, no matter how much it scares you, because once you've been on a 32 foot ladder, that 28 will never scare you again. So, the first day we have that 60 foot monster on the site, which happens once a year or so, force yourself to go up, and all those everyday ladders will never frighten you again.

As for the guy in the vid, what I wonder is how much it sways at the top. Nothing that tall is rigid, no matter what sort of guy wires are attached.

free climbing because it's faster. manliest manly man.

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you either work on your dreams or work on someone else's dreams

salary men are nothing alpha at all

bussinessmen, entrepeneurs, freelancers

those who make their own jobs and create jobs for everyone else, they're

This.

>salary men are nothing alpha at all

Not necessarily true. In every engineering design group, you have drones who work from textbooks, and one or two guys who can create, who can solve that bizarre problem that no one else can comprehend.

Talent is alpha. You don't have to be independent to be the alpha guy; but it sure does make more money to go it alone, IF YOU SUCCEED.

>using a safety harness
>manly

im a cook
food service is full of false bravado
chefs getting pissy make me giggle, that really pisses them off

I cook and clean all day for dying people.

I'm a casino dealer. I do more damage to minority communities in 8 hours a day at work than the klan has done in their entire existence.

ok whatever bamboo boy.

It's a noble thing to do.

i'm a pizza courier, i drive in my car and listen to audiobooks most days

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Firefighter here
I see a lot of shit I can't unsee and I do a lot of stuff that could be my last, I think it should qualify as a manly job

How do I get a job like that?

If I was offered to the possibility of making a nice wage climbing huge towers for the rest of my life I'd do it in a heartbeat. Do I need to have an masters in engineering?

noted.

manly man who do manly man things with other manly mens.

>. Do I need to have an masters in engineering?

No. he does the same thing that linemen do. If you could work on a utility pole near high voltage wires, you could do the technical part of his job.

Climbing that high is a physical feat. Not freezing up when you look down is a mental feat.

Fellow construction guy here. Not comfy on a 40ft-er... but a fucking 60? Christ.

You know that guy just thinks to himself, 'yeah, it does that, that's just how it is, nature of the structure I'm on, no biggie, nothing to worry about.'

And you know, they take a few minutes and just sit up there, look out over the land around them and think 'my life is fucking awesome'.

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this ones pretty good too

needs Sup Forums comments on it thoguh

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>, look out over the land around them and think 'my life is fucking awesome'.

I love that part, when I'm on the tallest roof in the neighborhood and the weather is nice and I can see for miles. Once, about 20 Canadian geese came zooming past me, not too far away. Feelsgoodman.

harness? and soft, pillows laid out everywhere? not impressed.

Holy shit I am sharting my pants just watching that vid, and I'm not usually particularly afraid of heights.

Ha. Yep. And those are the moments you remember the most. Although I also have many memories of getting dive-bombed by seagulls (fucking sky rats).

You're doing God's work, user

I can't even watch these videos without getting my legs numb.

im a field supervisor in the oil and gas industry

my work truck is a new f350 with mud tires haha

Just imagine how easy it would be to bring this thing down. All you need is a little rust and Aluminium.

If that's what makes a job a "man's job", then I'm right there with you.
>Except I don't bag about the size of my service truck.

Really made me think

FUCK; do these people not have fear?!

its protocol, he wouldn't be able to change someone elses lightbulb if he gets fired for not using harness on the first damn day.

I've worked on radio towers before. It's quite the experience.

quit my job today. They asked me to climb a 1500 tower.

>not using your work truck to tow your backhoe and crew through the woods, in the snow on a holiday weekend because the jobs gotta get done

dont son me faggot im from texas

You're doing the Lords work

I'm a gas man. Laying lines, checking meters, repairing leaks, that kind of stuff. Can I apply for the manly job card?

>tfw want to own a business but have no passions or solid ideas

can you add a bit more of info? like an story?

Listen prick, I'm in agriculture in CA, don't lecture me about dragging equipment around on a three day weekend.
>Fuckin Texas faggot.

I drive choo choo trains.

I drive around in my truck, hiking through woods, n swamps, over mountains. Then they bulldoze it all and build something.

what's more manly then dominating people in a socially constructed environment?

Why do you think its manly to work for other people? get your own business or work your way up in a business. that's the world you live in and thats how you become successful. not by doing hard labour

I have a do nothing job really, I own a liquor store in a college town with several National Monuments/Historic Sites. Tourismbuxx out the ass year round.

Outside of ordering inventory and paying people to stock/clean/ring up sales I don't do much on a day-to-day basis besides watching camera feeds on my phone or computer.

Life is good. I'm opening up in a little less than an hour, closing at 6pm. I will physically be there today to express my gratitude to my local regulars and affluent tourists. Demi sec champagne has been popular this year for some reason...someone even ordered a case of doux, which us disgusting outside of the baking realm.

I load bags and luggage onto aeroplanes at an airport.

Manual labour and also work at a place that is the target of terror attacks. The pay is pretty atrocious though, I will quit it soon.

>Why do you think its manly to work for other people?
There is more than working for yourself and working for others. I work for the city, for the people that live here.

my hands are sweaty

I thought about opening a liquor store that is open til midnight. All of the ones here close at 5, which is when most people get off work. Got any tips?

What kind of an (sic) story would you like? Most of our drop comes from asians who are small business owners. I honestly believe they have a genetic predisposition to gambling problems. So many of them have lost their restaurants and laundromats because they clean out their cash registers at night and drop the receipts off on our baccarat tables.

Our craps tables (the game I deal) swarm with blacks. The first of the month is our busiest day. We make sure they stay poor and drunk. The richer ones eventually lose everything. They leave their kids locked in their cars in the parking lot so they can gamble away their food money.

"oh shit i dropped my screwdriver"

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>once you reach the top of the tower, it's time to go outside

Same. I have no problem with heights but for some reason watching someone makes my palms sweat.


>height pervert

My job is much like yours, OP. Or it was, but now I'm a manager so I have to tell other people to press the letters and have meetings and conference calls.

Not very manly other than the fact that a bunch of people report to me now.

eww, commiefornia

damn, thats sad an hilarious at the same time. thanks for the an story

Is this birthenings of an a ebin new meme

Legally I'm constrained to the hours of 11am and 7pm. Taxes are also insane in New York. As they say: you have to spend money to make money.

Everything in this industry is purchased on consignment. Unless you have exemplary credit, I wouldn't even bother. A small shop, 1000sqft would cost $250,000+ to initially stock with inventory.

It wasn't really a risk in a market like this, but still, it took a lot of liquidity to hit the ground running.

My dad worked in that industry and they always had a shortage of guys who weren't druggies and who were willing to take that job. You'd have to travel a lot though.

You'd like it here
>Diversity everywhere

Nothing wrong with that as long as you have many hobbies.

I work in SRE and tap keys too.

In my spare time, I work on and ride motorcycles, I fly airplanes, I lift, I hike, etc.

Work to live. Don't live to work. A job is a means to the other interests you have.

Go fly an airplane

Manual labour exists because nobody has deemed it important enough to automate it yet.

>california

>agriculture

>not being in oil and gas industry working with pressurized piping and tanks full of fluids waiting to fucking burn you alive

>claiming california

I thought it was full of mexicoons and silly leftist cunts

>Diversity

Sure, if you consider Mexico exotic.

My job is 90% women.

My job is being trapped in a giant metal dick for weeks on end.

I'm a mechanic in the U.S. army. I shoot guns, practice battle drills, and fix things. So eyea it's pretty manly I think

I work in one of the most male dominated industries there is.

It's nice.

Dealing with women in the workplace is unpleasant.

I have no job
I simply am
falling like leaves in autum
feed the ground in spring

Manly jobs are the worst, doing stuff in freezing temperatures or rainy weather sucks. Be glad you have office job.

>I have no job
>I simply am
>falling like leaves in autum
>feed the ground in spring

t. puddle who thinks its a ocean

Blue collar master race reporting in
What if i told you you didn't need to go 100000 in debt to earn a good living? What if i told you you have access to all the worlds information at your fingertips and dont need a professor to make you learned

Holy shit you Texans are dumb.
There's more to AG than what you might think. I work in the cooling side of things and haul ammonia to various jobs.

Both jobs have thier inherent risks.
Your OK tho bro, you and me would get along IRL.

Kek'd and check'd

>t.Pancho
What kind of tard works off a 60' ladder?
I refuse to believe electricians are that stupid.

this.

texan working in the oilfields here and you won't beleive how many guys fall for the i work hard and get dirty meme, but never think to put any of their money back or make it work for them.

fucking unreal sometimes

This is basically my job.

You gotta look past that.
The town I live and work in has Mexicans that work. Not the lazy SoCal type, but the kind that have work ethic and pride.
The Mexicans I work with have more pride in America than some of the whites born here.

Whats your rate?

Nav.

That's sad.
It's like everyone on the property is going to burn in Hell forever.

you too cocksucker

Welder here, fight me.

YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAWW

Do you enjoy it? I wanna go CTN but I think getting a TS clearance is off the table...