Brit/pol/ - Shite Upon the Door Edition

>Thread Theme in honour of Shitflinger user
youtube.com/watch?v=PWsa1mOExAA

>Why it would be wise to call an early election
independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/general-election-2017-theresa-may-will-she-call-it-a7499156.html

>The media finally catches on - Voters are now divided based on cultural attitudes, not economics
independent.co.uk/voices/brexit-voting-elections-labour-conservative-ukip-snip-labour-loser-a7502046.html

>Inside Britain's strictest school - It's succeeding, yet it's full of Pakis and niggers. Really makes you think
theguardian.com/education/2016/dec/30/no-excuses-inside-britains-strictest-school

>2017 - Year of the Milkman
yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/lord-newby-bleak-predictions-for-2017-but-silver-lining-for-lib-dems-1-8309930

>Kosher May? Autistic PM defends disgusting kikes' land grabs, attacks USA for anti-Israel speech
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/29/theresa-may-rebukes-us-attack-israel/

>News from Rotherham - Nonces still run amok; the constituency that had 1,400+ children groomed by Pakistanis and ended up voting Labour even more than they did in 2010 has learned nothing
express.co.uk/news/uk/697583/Rotherham-abuse-scandal-child-grooming-gangs-industrial-scale-victims-CSE

>From The Mouth Of Joe Owens: Winning Hearts & Minds
vimeo.com/197519134

>Corbyn to Theresa: "You're not Henry VIII"
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/28/jeremy-corbyn-you-are-not-henry-viii-theresa-may-brexit-deal-commons-vote

>Why is Labour so worried about a crackdown on voter fraud?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/labour-worried-crackdown-voter-fraud/

>Tories lack the courage to acknowledge the scale of leaving the EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/28/theresa-may-lacks-courage-admit-scale-brexit-warns-senior-civil/

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/31/nigel-farage-movie-warner-brothers-talks-makebrexit-campaign/
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2017 = Year of Cuck

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If I sing luftballons at the start of the new year will I be singing it all year round?

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>scotland

What does brit/pol/ think of Scotland?

heirevemind

Yeah but I doubt they're gonna fucking inspect it, are they? Do you know how much shit gets thrown on NYE?
And what's with the green texting "threw"? Are you implying he couldn't go back and wash it off with his piss because he threw the poo?

>Cretin Irishmen try to deflect hate to Scotland to save themselves

Brit/pol/ New Year booze edition.

REKT NIGGER

Where is that SA cunt nowadays?

>Get ready for Nigel Farage... the movie. The Hollywood film-maker behind the Harry Potter franchise is in talks about making a film of the former Ukip leader’s campaign to take Britain out of the European Union.

>Warner Brothers, one of the world’s most successful film studios, is in talks with Arron Banks, the insurance millionaire who funded Leave.EU, about a film based on his diary of the successful campaign, The Telegraph can disclose.

>Andy Wigmore, a spokesman for Mr Banks, said: “We have had some very serious Hollywood people in touch with us who are going to buy the rights to the book. They want to buy the option on it.”

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/31/nigel-farage-movie-warner-brothers-talks-makebrexit-campaign/

You wouldn't understand this, because you don't understand /brit/pol, but we like Ireland far more than scotland right now

gonna put a £10 accumulator on me having sex, Leicester City winning again, and Donald Trump assassination
I'm just not sure what order I'll do them in

>We
No.

Nah m8

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Yes, WE.

t. sturgeon

Speak for yourself only, you fucking cunt

>Voting

No, just you.

Scotfags have always been fucking cancer, fucking william wallance cunt scum, he didn't do it for freedom he did it because he wanted land because he was the third son of a faggot scott (eqww dusgusting!) who had no land, and so he nwated to steal a bunch of shit from the English who are practically like the LoTR elves to their mordor orc rock shithole northern sheep stench THJERE IS NOTHING MORE DISTGUSTING THAN A SCAT I HATE THOSE GOAT FUCKS WITH THEIR BALL S HANGING OUT

t. McBruiser

Predictions for Britain and Brit/pol/ in 2017 lads?

Tidy your fucking desk lad

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Escosia es Irlandes.

Who will play Nige?

Definitely just you

>tripfags and 2 or 3 literal scots

Ireland is so much better than Scotland.
Irish people are so much better than Scottish people.

And I'm not a tripfag, I'm not Irish and I'm not Scottish.

Comrade Corbyn storms the palace and crowns himself King of the Britons.

>we like Ireland far more than scotland right now
Aren't Adams and the IRA just as bad as Sturgeon in despising the people they claim to be nationalists for?

Today, that is.
Scottish people used to be respectable.

Liverpool stop posting

Sure thing McBruiser.

Get out! Take my money now! He has had several attempts on his life and survived a plane crash. Geert wilder needs a movie too

You've got to go back.
To Glasgow.

Sup Forums

>arguing over which brand of shite smells nicer

I am in Glasgow you spacker.

I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE SCOTTISH

Hugh Laurie would've done well until he became a cuck

Young Tim curry would've been perfect. Kek

I'm not Scottish you mong.

How can one spend so much time posting on my blog yet know so little about me?

Fucking retards, the lot of you.

Reminder that there is salvation outside the Catholic Church

Teach me to sing your tune

Good call actually, he would've been perfect.

please go

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This is already a very hectic, uncomfy thread.
Please calm the fuck down.

BRIT/POL/ AWARDS 2017

CAST YOUR VOTES GENTLEMEN:

Best Poster:

Worst Poster:

Most Memorable Event:

Politician of the Year:

Meme of the Year:

I agree with this

Tbh I think sinn fein/ irish nationalists stand for a lot of things just to be the opposite of the DUP
same for the other side
it's god damn childish

Who will fill Tim Currys giant shoes? I think he's so perfect I just ruined the movie before seeing it. Damn

Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich?

Anyone got any ideas for Yorkshire bullying, I feel like making some more stuff.

Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich

Von 99 Luftballons

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont

Bomber Rimmer

May=Nazi Poster

EURef

Farage

Imperial Leather

>non-GMTfags thinking its 2017 before Big Ben bongs at 12

Special needs user for best poster

>Germany Welcomes 2017

FICKI FICKI TIME!

OFFICIAL
(OFFICIAL)

1. England
2. Wales
3. Ireland
4. Northern Ireland
6. Scotland

O - O
F - F
F - F
I - I
C - C
I - I
A - A
L - L

It's an honour.

Denkst Du vielleicht g'rad an mich

i love Scotland, and the Scots.
Been there 6 times while I was enlisted, 4 times outside of the Army.
Pretty country, decent people

Reminder Ireland is more conservative, white and wealthy than any constituent part of the UK.

post >yfw lowland Scots and English enjoyed colonising Ulster so much they are now colonising their own homes with paki cock

Dann singe ich einen Lied für Dich

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Von 99 Luftballons

Correct answer
Immer

While I can't deny he was right about the Belgians, what was Arthur's problem with oldest ally?

Und dass so was von so was kommt

Who's 5?

99 Luftballons

Nobody, it's just a blank space.

Every other country that exists.

Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont~

Actually, I've revised the list.

5 is the sea surrounding the island.

Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All

Darum schickte eine General

fatboy

Sie können meinen Weg gehen

1. Ireland
2. Irish colonies of Liverpool and Manchester
3. Highland Scots
4. Manx
5. Southern English
6. Welsh
7. Northern English
8. Lowland Scots

Nein.

Don't mention him or give him (you)s, just report him

If the Ellipsis Nonce hadn't spent so much time away from Brit/pol/ after I returned to BTFO him completely over Mummy May in November then I'd've nominated him for worst poster instead

PADDIES OUT REEEEEE

Sie können meine Schuhe tragen

It's a good sea all right.

>6. Welsh
kys

c'mon m8
why wank off the other trip fag(s)

>Best Poster:
The old guy who was in jail

>Worst Poster:
All the faggot trips like preube and rimmer

>Most Memorable Event:
EU ref obviously

>Politician of the Year:
RIP JO COX

Meme of the Year:
Pic related

Verbinden Sie in auf dem Spaßkamerad

Lernen, wie ich zu sprechen

don't respond to them senpai, it's just that simple

when you respond to them or bring attention to them, you effectively sponsor further comments.


>mfw army leave ends soon and i'ev still got 14 weeks of basic left to go

I'm the best poster.

>6. Welsh
Classic Ireland

>God is literally going to drown the migrants