IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S HAPPENING

SOMEBODY IS BOMBING NORWAY!!!

I CAN HEAR IT OUTSIDE

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Confirmed. I can hear missile loading sounds coming from Russia.

sauce ?? or do you mean fireworks you slut

TURN ON CNN, IT'S THE KEBABS

I can see russia from my house nothing is happ..

Can confirm it's happenig

Just saw a bus passing by '!!!

I CAN HEAR IT ALSO
BOMBING STARTED RIGHT AT MIDNIGHT
WE ARE DOOMED

wtf am i in alepp

G-guys I just heard a firetruck drive by

Guys a nuclear bomb just went off outside my window. I am literally shaking.

Holy shit the day of the rake, digits confirm!!!

Helicopters on the East Coast of the US confirmed.

holy shit guys im dead

there was a huge bombardment a hour ago im still too scared to take a look outside there might be nothing left

F'ing LARPers -_-

People shooting each other in the streets, explosions everywhere

Wish me luck boys

TURN ON THE NEWS

THE MOON IS FALLING

I REPEAT

JUPITER IS SHRINKING

Assange is in Antarctica guys it's literally habbening

That's what you get for violating the NAP

Sarah?

N-no

I HEAR EXPLOSIONS AND I SEE LIGHTS?!
ARE THE RUSSIANS BOMBING US

This has absolutely NOTHING to do with ISIS. We are most likely under attack by racist white people. Possibly Russians.

Oh shit, zombie vampires just rip the throat out of this old women walking her dog. Midwest checking in

give them hell hans, do it for erika

cmon sven ,we all know its 'tanned germans'

russia just hacked my microwave and my popcorn is fucked

and it 4-8 years of mexico being part of the soviet block due to murcans voting drumpf

Yeah heavy mortar shelling hitting Drammen right now. Must be the Ruskies.

holy shit the roof is shaking.

CNN has confirmed marshal law just went into effect in New England.

Sorry bro my erection finally subsided, my cock losing mass has shifted the planets' orbits.

come at me mudslimes

can confirm

can confirm. hearing weapons nearby.

nevermind, that's just my freedoms. carry on.

Guys, there's white stuff falling from the sky outside... I think this might be the end

Here too, i can hear children screaming, it's awful

TRUMP, SEND HELP NOW

Can confirm! Explosions started near my house as soon as it started getting dark, and I've been told they will increase in intensity and frequency as we near midnight tonight

>he thinks something's actually ha-

It's too late for you Belgium.

Go peacefully into the night. Close your eyes and let go.

One of my neighbours just invited me to "blow up his backyard", wtf is he coming onto me?

THEY ARE BOMBING DRESDEN AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP. MERKEL CONFIRMED RUSSIAN HACKERS.

How come the attacks are coinciding with the clock striking midnight in every city? Is this evidence of the Flat Earth theory?

rip dresden , damn allies

If the earth is flat then explain mountains

AYY LMAOS DESCENDING UPON DETROIT

They're simply a glitch in the world space coordinate system. NASA doesn't want people to panic.

omFG someone hacked time

Godspeed fellow user, we're doomed

A DIRTY BOMB JUST EXPLODED ABOVE MY NEIGHBOUR'S GARDEN

TANKS ARE COMING DOWN MY STREET

bombs detonated in every single public washroom in bombay and new delhi

Everyone is dead, gg humanity

The gunfire has ceased. Did the Swedish army surrender already?

I thought our feminist military was supposed to be unbeatable.

Yet no one was injured?!

I just looked outside. Spetznaz are fighting Iranian Revolutionary Guard in the streets.

THE BAGS OF MILK ARE NOT IN STOCK, I REPEAT THE BAGS OF MILK ARE NOT IN STOCK, ITS FUCKING ANARCHY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

0 casualities

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Stampede of farm animals confirmed in downtown Chicago. They're com..

TURN ON CBC

TRUDEAU DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY, ARMY ROUNDING UP WHITE MALES

OH FUCK THERES KNOCKING ON MY

If they kill you, you win.

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It´s happening Skynet takes control of the nuclear weapons

This, you're fine

>bags of milk
hans, get the rake

A RECREATIONAL NUKE JUST WENT OFF AND DESTROYED MY NEIGHBORS GARAGE

TURN ON CNN ITS HAPPENING

I bet it was the Russians again.

Confirmed. The piece of beef I had in the oven came out completely roasted. What manner of weapon could do such a thing?

HOLY FUCK TURN ON THE NEWS! I WAS TAKING A SHIT, THEN WATER SPLASHED UP MY ASSHOLE

I'm saving this image for fudd threads on /k/

That's what you get when you build toilets upside down.

Guys I can hear B-2 Spirits loading nukes outside my house right now. I'm literally shaking.

2017 IS THE YEAR OF THE LITERAL SHAKING

The fighting is intense in Madrid. It's getting closer. I'm gonna hide in my closet now whilst I try to lern muslim prayers.

Shiiiit, I don't have any ammo right now :S

Stop the presses. My cat just bit me.

F
user is already zombied by now.