Brit/pol/ - First of the Year Edition

>Sharia May: I will fight for Remainers in Europe
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/31/theresa-may-new-year-message-brexit

>Why it would be wise to call an early election
independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/general-election-2017-theresa-may-will-she-call-it-a7499156.html

>The media finally catches on - Voters are now divided based on cultural attitudes, not economics
independent.co.uk/voices/brexit-voting-elections-labour-conservative-ukip-snip-labour-loser-a7502046.html

>Inside Britain's strictest school - It's succeeding, yet it's full of Pakis and niggers. Really makes you think
theguardian.com/education/2016/dec/30/no-excuses-inside-britains-strictest-school

>2017 - Year of the Milkman
yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/lord-newby-bleak-predictions-for-2017-but-silver-lining-for-lib-dems-1-8309930

>PM defends disgusting kikes' land grabs, attacks USA for anti-Israel speech
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/29/theresa-may-rebukes-us-attack-israel/

>News from Rotherham - Nonces still run amok; the constituency that had 1,400+ children groomed by Pakistanis and ended up voting Labour even more than they did in 2010 has learned nothing
express.co.uk/news/uk/697583/Rotherham-abuse-scandal-child-grooming-gangs-industrial-scale-victims-CSE

>From The Mouth Of Joe Owens: Winning Hearts & Minds
vimeo.com/197519134

>Corbyn to Theresa: "You're not Henry VIII"
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/28/jeremy-corbyn-you-are-not-henry-viii-theresa-may-brexit-deal-commons-vote

>Why is Labour so worried about a crackdown on voter fraud?
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/labour-worried-crackdown-voter-fraud/

>Tories lack the courage to acknowledge the scale of leaving the EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/28/theresa-may-lacks-courage-admit-scale-brexit-warns-senior-civil/

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lads

Jesus is right btw.

don't reply to tripfags
you can do it

Happy New Year, lads. England and the UK are fucking awesome!

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>You'd better start believing in responding to tripfags...

I took my crush on a date 2 days ago and it made me really happy but i dont think she likes me because he is giving one word replies :((

I want to kill myself

........2017.....................

You can't resist

WHAT ARE YOU EATAN

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKAN

WHAT ARE YOU WATCHAN

--ON YOUR FIRST NIGHT OF 2017.

>mfw last year of the union

Can't wait to be rid of you fucks and rejoin the EU with the rest of Europe.

>Robbie Williams trying to do stand-up

Have a beady new year my friends.

Scotcuck please go.

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>rejoin the EU

We are still full members of the European Union


Every man, woman and child is still a Citizen of Europe, not Britain


The Queen is still a non-sovereign citizen of someone else's Empire, bound to their laws

BEADY

Happy new year Lads, its looking like its going to be a good one.


youtube.com/watch?v=4u5l35v13TY

What are your hopes and fears for this year lads?

>A belgian bun from the local bakery
>a cup of Twinings sleep tea
>waiting for an actual report on the Köln happening to emerge

Am... am I doing it right?

ONE TO THE TWO AND A ONE TO THE THREE ITS 2017

>Jacob Rees-Mong

Powerful Brexit
Rich Brexit
Sticky Brexit
Strong Brexit
Damp Brexit
Dirty Brexit
Dry Brexit
Dusty Brexit
Filthy Brexit
Flaky Brexit
Sweet Brexit
Tasteless Brexit

>The current year is gone, we have been defeated at every turn.

lads i was watching the (((bbc))) fireworks and the brown faces in berlin just made me sad

Are the people on telly saying 2016 was horrible only because of Brexit and Trump?

i think i have drunken too much

>WHAT ARE YOU EATAN
>WHAT ARE YOU DRINKAN
>WHAT ARE YOU WATCHAN
You must be at least 18 years old and white to post in brit/pol/

Unrealistically hoping for the empire back

Hoping for a good brexit and for Britain to be made greater again. along with Europe unfucking itself.
Fearing war or cold war like tensions

>im holding it with my vagina
ahead of his time tbqh

Drink more nonce

cute and lewd

>Plebbit LARPers


>Conservatism, sovereignty and patriotism loses spectacularly every year since 1968

>One minor speedbump in 2016 because of Brexit (A glorified opinion poll) and Trump's victory (which is admittedly admirable)

>WE'RE WINNING LMAO LIBERALS BTFO WTF I HATE HALF A CENTURY OF SOCIAL CONDITIONING NOW THE FUTURE'S BRIGHT THE FUTURE'S FASHY

Haven't eaten or drank anything yet, but soon I'll be preparing a teacake (not tunnocks sadly) and a cup of Earl Grey tea, will be watching family guy reruns on fox while playing witcher 3

>watching family guy
Got my neurons firing...

You're not getting a ... or (You) from me.

>Lots of happenings (likely)
>Good results for the continental elections (maybe)
>Progress on Brexit (unlikely)
>Brit/pol/ to be comfy again (never)
Another Cold War would be pretty nice, as would the nuclear annihilation of our main urban centres too.

"Glorified opinion poll"
That has and will cause massive upheaval

Not expecting it to go back to 1910 but hoping it will get a little better

Actually people want a soft Brexit when they get scared by TPTB

>Trump's victory (which is admittedly admirable)
Only if he proves his worth which he inevitably wont

Happy New Year lads.

May 2017 see article 50 triggered and continued lefty butthurt.

My dad said he's happy I turned out right-wing against all odds despite being raised by my hippy left-wing mother.

Good year lads. Hope the next is better still.

>hopefully I'll get a gf too

Glorious my friend.

Eating 3 oatcakes with 3 types of jam I got as a present for Christmas.
There's like 12 jams in it. I forgot to get more oatcakes.

Drinking a cup of Twinings Strawberry and Mango tea.
Was a toss-up between that and some other tea infusion with Jasmine, Rooibos, and I forgot the other 2 ingredients. Really nice. It's meant to be a sleeping aid as well, but I slept earlier because I was 10 kinds of ill.

About to watch an episode of Gaki no Tsukai I downloaded the other day. Silent Library episode I forgot to watch back in September and only just realized when they had the new Batsu game livestreamed at 9 this morning.

I'm paler than the sun and 30 going on 73.

And that isnt a literal opinion poll. We will see how things go.

i'm not a nonce you meanie
i just want to ask how everybody is and post patriotic anime

england is not for lewd.

Another blatant Redditor

>le lads

>le lefties will be butthurt in 2017 haha ignore the fact that Lefties are literally in power and are Jewing Brexit, I don't actually care about politics and treat it like a sports game and all I care about is seeing identity politics loving morons get angry haha WORLDSTAR

>Needless stupid life story bullshit

>le lads (again)

>LOL LE TFW NO GF AMIRITE LADDIES

Fancy making a left-right blackpill alliance to get Brexit to happen lad?

Economic protectionists and social conservatives UNITE tbqh

>EU offering a favourable trade deal
Ain't happening. Worst of both worlds. I'drather stay in the EU than have soft Brexit. An utterly pointless move. UKIP will remain a serious force unless we hard Brexit.

Reminder that FPTP means we can neglect urban areas.

>People who voted remain that want hard brexit

Almost as weird as the UKIPs that voted IN

Autism: The Post

shoo shoo shoo namefag, stop trying to ruin the comfyness.

>dubs
Digits say gf, but will mine?

I think it's largely spite

Well done.

I've been here for ages lad. I'm one of those jaded Tories whom you hate.

MUMMY MAY.
BASED TORIES.
CAN'T FLOG THE MOGG.
Etc.

I'm the lad who threw shit on his ex's door.

Police came around because gf ratted me out

need to go to station in morning

said I was lucky that all their cells were full

fuck

what charges am i looking at

>said I was lucky that all their cells were full

The absolute state of law and order in this country

Threw shit on your ex's door?

That's basically rape.
Enjoy your lifetime.

Indian? None

yeah, probably full because of all of he minor offences like weed possession.

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disorderly conduct maybe
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I may be autistic and stupid but I'm not bloody daft

i think you should run.exe

Happy new year faggots

Already fell out with my gf and lookin at spending a long cold night in town

1 hour in and had over 9000 sexual thoughts about every other girl I've seen out tonight

Protip: don't have kids with someone you really don't love

Face it Peter Bitchens, you can either want to government to take a hard line on drugs and have the prison service full of people who deal a smoke a bit of weed, or you can have them deal with more violent offenders, not both.

I AM A PROUD ABERDONIAN

AND MY CITY SHALL SAY FUCK YOU TO THE SNP IN MAY!

NICOLA ISN'T WELCOME HERE!

Good, but you should stop noncing.

Gonna have to go back to being a wagie this year lads

y u can't handle mikuru senpai?

STOP NONCING

I wish you luck, user.
I hope you don't get charges.

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Worst character from the series

Even the character which is MEANT to be lifeless has more charm and character than bigtits.

It was hypothesised by Freud that repression of the subconscious desire to reply to tripfags leads to neurosis and fetishisation.

this desu

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No need to get violent to be desu.

>I_was_presented_with_a_counter_argument_that_I_can't_deal_with_so_in_order_to_help_maintain_my_cognitive_dissonance_I_will_just_call_his_post_bait_instead_of_giving_a_reasoned_response.jpg

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Anime posting is sure sign of pedophilia.

>Getting jailed for shitposting

>expecting_reasoned_responses_from_a_tripfag.jpg

>Protip: don't have kids with someone you really don't love
We need more white people on this earth by any means at any cost.

>Hasn't read A Brief History of Crime

>Makes non-argument that implies the Theory of Broken Windows isn't correct when it's been objectively proven true everywhere it's been tried

>Is either baiting, LARPing or is stinking drunk and threw shit at his ex-girlfriend's door and will be in custody tomorrow morning


Shan't be worrying too much pal

yukifags pls

>tfw not a scotcuck

I could have waited until I found the perfect girl and had 5 kids

Now I have 1 and am struggling to find there motivation to have more right now

Answer my question faggot, do you really think that it is possible to really take a hard stance of drugs AND to have enough capacity in the justice system to deal with all of the more 'traditional' crimes, like violent offences?

Also what are your thoughts on what is going on in the Philippines? Is this really the future you want?

>lads
>England and the UK are fucking awesome!
What does britpol think of this Mosley speech:

youtube.com/watch?v=kTWLP4paazk

Interesting video eh?

>perfect girl
I think you're being a bit optimistic m9, run with what you've got.

>QRyT9g07 posts adult Mikuru in
>This somehow makes him a nonce

Are you retarded?

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/5laikt/hollywood_producers_in_talks_over_nigel_farage/

lads what charges am i looking at if eat my neighbours cat

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GROOVE IS IN THE HEEEAAAAAARRRRTTTTT