The new years resolutions Sup Forums hand them over to me

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Buy Bitcoin

going to start waking up at 3-5 am every day I dont work evenings and hit a 24 hour gym near me, come home, shower, and then chill until i have to head to class
Going to make a game of some sort
about it

70% chance of success

40% chance of doing it for a week
10% chance of keeping it up all year

Long Exxon because of Rex.

Kill merkel for us, your sacrifice will be rewarded

75% chance you'll do it

Gonna dump as much money as I can into my small cabin. Hopefully by the end of the year I'll have my own place to live.

Watch less porn
Lose about 30 pounds
Acquire currency
Disregard females

eh who knows too vague. need to put an amount and time on it for it to be an actual goal bruh

10%

I'll maybe give you the year but last time I tried I only stopped after a month because I pushed myself too hard and wound up with a hernia. Took two months before I could get surgery and it's been a month and internal stitches are still dissolving.
I truly hate not being able to expend energy.

Probably about $5k with a months labor.

50%

1366*768
just like last year.

Eat healthy, you'll lose weight naturally.
Be more confident, trust yourself.
Don't be a retard or a NEET, do some outdoors activities once in a while.

You'll get some decent pussies this way

>Disregard females

What are you, gay? What kind of resolution is this? I mean, what are you, gay?

25% you're french just use your accent to get pussy

1280x1024 still.

Stop being scared of living my life.

10% no way in hell

70%

actually 55% for french flag

I'm not planning to visit the US. In fact I'm going in Russia to study for a whole year

don't russians love the french?

Nick some gympie nettle and fuck with the abos

>quit drinking
as if, maybe drink less
>quit smoking
i actually have to do this if i want to see my son grow up
>become single
e z, me and my gf slipped apart the last couple of months, and she gained weight
>nail that chick from the concert this tuesday
im on it
>start own business instead of working for people doing the literal same thing
this one bugs me out, its gonna be the struggle of my life
>stop being a fucking retard, get a better place to live, a drivers licence (see above), wreck shit and stop giving a fuck
hmm i dont have time to play with myself
>spend more time with the few friends you have, and make more friends
Already pretty busy, gonna have to make business and friends into the same thing pretty much

i dont fucking know user, i should prolly stick to one of them, but someone once told me that lazy people should go fuck themselves, so i better do as many as possible

pass more subjects @ uni

>Quit Porn
>Learn a new language
>Get fitter
>Learn more life skills
>Sort my life out so I can move somewhere new
>Spend less time here
>Aquire gf (optional)
I'm halfway through the top three already.

To not procrastinate on my thesis
To go for a walk/jog every night, weather/workload/social activity permitting (keeping this up from last year)
To cut more sugar from my diet
To use actually use my planner and keep track of important dates
To have a meaningful, long-lasting relationship with a boy (or actually any relationship that progresses beyond texting would be nice I am so lonely)

Well some say it's easier to find a russian girl speaking french than a russian girl speaking english at the university so probably

write the last meaningful book, I've been putting it off

To be myself (as always)

Those are some really good resolutions, what language?

>continue being a useless retard with no ambitions

you are doing gods work m8

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35th post best post?

im goign to get a new mum to cuddle and do sex with

also im goign to continue lerning rusian and mak new frens and visit rusia lots

want to travel mor

im gonna smoke weed less

why would anybody want to have children dude?

draw, write and photograph with more regularity
stop being an anxious hypochondriac
read way more, learn as much as i can

Thanks bro. Keep it simple, I say.
Also witnessed.

who knows, sometimes it just happens and it turned out (despite serveral protests about "no abortion because fuck you its my child") to be not only the best descision, but the only one i even give a shit about 4 years later

I never wanted kids, like, literally, i considered getting the snip when i was 18, but i never did

Im not gonna tell anyone what the right thing to do is, and yes, its a shit ton of issues, especially if (when) you split up, but you only live once, and having someone love you despite all of your obvious flaws is actually not so bad, and it keeps you from doing stupid shit you would have done otherwise if you care about your kids

Spanish desu.
Hopefully then it'll be easier to pick up Italian, Portuguese etc.

why the fuck would anyone want that?

Man, I've failed at least four Spanish classes before I finally dropped out. God, I hate that language so fucking much.

get a job (just graduated trade school)

that's about it. life is pretty comfy. In good shape, living a minimalistic life, and spend my off time learning how to make water-filters on a cambodian leatherworking board

the kid is going to think his whole life, that his existence was a mistake

how big of a deal is it in america if one can speak spanish?

Because I often travel there with my family and I'm even more useless at communicating than back home. Plus it'll help if I want to learn other Latin languages later on.

>No porn

>If I don't get into college I'll try to join the police

>finally leave cooking

>road trip with gf

Be less negative, though it'll be hard. Cynicism is in my blood.

If you're in the south and stuff, you can speak to all the Spanish-speaking immigrants from Latin America, and some businesses like people who can speak it so they can more easily do business with Spanish-speaking countries. I was forced through four classes because I live in a rural town in Florida where our primary export is Strawberries and our primary import is ficki ficki illegals who take away jobs from everyone else.

really only useful in some 99% mexican towns on the texas / mexico border. other than that fucking useless

>Plus it'll help if I want to learn other Latin languages later on.
im going to repeat my question out of pure interrest

Sometimes something makes so little sense that i become scared that i might have missed something obvious and arbitrary

1. Shill harder for Trump
2. Lose some weight
3. Drink less
4. Get my first job out of college
5. Invest in Atlanta real estate with a mortgage so I never once give the kikes my shekels

i would be fucking pissed if i had to speak arab (or swedish / german which is basicly the same i guess) on my home country

As soon as today i had to give up communicating with german people because they didnt speak english and i dont eine schnitzel und swei bier bitte

1. Stop posting on Sup Forums

Not gonna happen though. This place is too addicting.

I have plenty of free time and I'd like to visit those places?
Why not?

>falling for the gender jew

Just seems like alot of efford, learning to speak their language just to go there, they survive on tourism and if they want to survive they can learn a universal language (which happens to be your native language)

learn latin
get abducted by aliens
improve at golf
get better at identifying store fronts and fireworks

Yeah, it pisses me off sometimes that they expect ME to change and learn THEIR ways even though they're the ones coming here, I didn't sign up to deal with them, but they signed up to deal with me. Also, what does eine schnitzel und swei bier bitte mean?

one pork chop and 2 beers please

Literally the only german words worth knowing as far as im concerned

Do 72 backflips in 45 seconds without my dick flopping out of my shorts.

LOL. I'll have to remember that if I ever find myself lost in Germany. So, does Denmark have a lot of transient Arab workers go through there?

>finally become college senior by end of year
>drink less alcohol
>hit the gym more than once a week

>tfw
fuck I need to get a life

yes, everyone who originally went to europe and wants to enter sweden comes through here

i was at a concert this tuesday, found myself at the train station after, i was told to leave the area since i wasnt going to sweden

i was told that by 2 "swedish" guards mind you, who went apeshit and started yelling when i told them to fuck off since i was still actually in denmark and i was pretty certain they didnt own the place. they spend a couple of minutes yelling at me before leaving me alone to catch my late train

Its not even like we have it bad here at the momemt, but i still manages to piss me off that im being told by tanned swedes to leave denmark because im not foreign enough for their taste

>Start going to church every sunday.

watch more anime

Tanned Swedes? How disgusting. Sometimes I feel kind of lucky, at least the hispanics flooding our southern border (and my town) are usually Catholic, and the pious ones tend to not be a pain in the ass. But shit, Europe has to deal with a totally separate and incompatible religion.

you feel lucky to be flooded with immigrants? boy our standards have fallen

Someone save us.

i understood your point about catholics being better than muslim, but man, i'd prefer neither!

i hope the trump wall goes up soon

I'm Catholic, but also white. Sometimes I'm horrified when an important mass is in Spanish. They could at least have a separate one for English speakers, or if they must, just do it in latin like they'd do before the borderline-heretical Vatican 2.

its not ideal, the worst part is that most swedes and germans are really blind to the issue, most danes will agree that islam isnt a good thing but they wont speak openly about it, in sweden and germany the slightest form of racism is considered aggression and your friends and family might literally cut you off because of it.
If they even agree that muslims are diffrent they will say that diversity is a good thing

some day ill be able to sit on a chair with binoculars watching sweden burn through my window and i hardly even feel sorry for them anymore

Git sex slave

Why do they do the diversity stuff? What's the logic?

well i figure when the area becomes majority spanish speaking then the masses would be as well

you from texas?

Finish No-Fap not because of the "benefits" but just because id rather fuck real women and look at real women instead of pictures online or videos.

I just started skiing a week ago and im on blue lines and my goal is to hit double diamonds by the end of the season

its pretty much just accidental

A few years ago we had a politician called Villy Sovndal, everyone highschool and college aged voted for him and was massive fans of him, but they had no idea what his politics were, they were just following the stream

Like, we can blame the jews or whoever, but it happenend because the general public somehow adopted it as "the right thing to do/feel" and everyone feels obligated to do it. Not doing it is like being the only kid in class not doing the sport the rest are doing

People just dont realize that this is a serious issue

Nah, Florida.

I just wonder why people think the left is the way to go? Probably because in the past Europe was really right-wing and now the pendulum is swinging back around to the hard left?

0% chance of sucess

Commit to noFap

Had a fap 10 minutes ago, hoping it'll be my last

i have no idea dude, its almost like people actually feel left is best for some reason, they wont even explain why they are right, they just cry racist or whatever buzzword turns them on that particular day

yea im gonna get busy, thanks user

Lose my fat I guess.
Need to lose about 25.

To purchase more guns.

Get my scholarship to study in Europe

(Not french, just visiting family)

My resolutions;

>Enter a Catholic seminary and start the road to become a priest.
>Also, finish watching every episode of Pokemon. Started around a month ago. I'm on episode 210.

Pic related. It's my room.

>cutting myself off from the internet for a very long time.
>fill that void with reading books.
>get back into shape
>sober up
>be closer/more helpful to my family
>don't let a year like 2016 ever happen again.

See you sometime next year anons. It was a fun ride, I hope you all have a great new years and Kek brings good fortune to his faithful worshipers.

Happy New Year!

Praise Kek!

>Jack off at a far reduced frequency
>Go the gym at least 5 times per week

nigger

>Get back into gym routine (will start after gym clears out in a few weeks)
>gain 30 pounds
>acquire gf
>be more social