Americans like to make fun of everyone else but lets take a look at them shall we?

Americans like to make fun of everyone else but lets take a look at them shall we?
>56% """"white"""" (Hispanics are included in this in their desperate attempt to inflate this percentage. I'm sure it is much lower).
>More muslims than Britain
>Has muslim towns with FULL shariah law implemented
>Circumcision is MANDATORY
>No healthcare
>Shit education (Their Universities are populated by jewish elites and Chinks)
>Shit government
>No gun control whatsoever. (I guess they need it though seeing as how they live in a literal zoo)
>Has never won a war on its own (I guess you could count the civil war but thats just pathetic)
>Got BTFO by rice farmers in vietnam
>Largest producer and consumer of cuck porn on the planet
>Practiced eugenics on slaves and stupidly created a race that was physically superior to their own (I don't think it was a mistake. Who else would breed american women?)
>Wives, Daughters and Sisters get bred by the african bulls

That's all I can think of. If you come up with anything else let me know

>2017
>still hasent brexited
>paki rape gangs
>muslim mayor of london
>shit teeth
>poor economy
>ugly women
>laughing stock of world

>Has muslim towns with FULL shariah law implemented
where? what kind of sharia are we talking about?
>Circumcision is MANDATORY
didn't know this.

DELET THIS

America is and always will be the Land of Groomed Chaos. It's our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. One day, all of this will be covered over by the ashes of Yellowstone. It is what it is, but I'm happy to live here. For now.

What you have in your land is parched everything. You time is coming to an end. Culturally anyways. Your heyday has passed. America.. well, America still has a couple tricks up its sleeves. It's still the land of opportunity.. ehm, for those born with opportunity anyways.
As for minorities.. the smart people - people of any race - moved out of the ghettos long ago. Don't be mistaken, the privileged live in communities completely sanitized from the dregs and miscreants of society. They may subvert, but they can not outright operate, intimidate, and roam our streets without our police busting their asses for marching into upper middle class communities. At least the way I see it. As with everything, there's exceptions. It's a big fookin country m8. Don't try and marginalize us, or you'd definitely be reaching.

>Making a list of literal bullshit

How's Abdul's cock?

Most of those are lies, faggot.

Shut the fuck up, Ahmed

Surprisingly fair cops. Some rebuttals:

We're more than 56% white.

The Muslim thing is mostly a curiosity. A whole lot of canaries will have to die before that's a problem for us. That would be you, M8.

Government services are a matter of preference. Nothing is free.

There should be more Jews and Chinamen in our university than there are. The Leftist totally-not-racists have to keep them out through quotas because the Jews and Chinamen prefer to study things that are useful and that puts the ponytail professors out on the street.

Gun control is a feature.

War digs are meme tier coming from a Brit. Like you've never been on the wrong end of a colonial job against wogs or 10.

% """"white"""" (Hispanics are included in this

With Hispanics included, it's 80%.

No, when you add the Hispanics that are White... the USA is 72% White... you complete fucking retard.

I get banned for three days for making a politvial thread about conservative political contributor Tomi Lahren....

but the fucking mods allow this shit???

>0.6% Muslims in US
>4.5% in Britain
>In Britain you can't even use a kitchen knife to defend yourself while Achmed murders your entire family

Based Dad post. Whipping the republicans with the cat o' nine tails

Every single one of them are lies since this is a Sup Forums tier bait thread.

We're the USA.

That statement alone is enough to prove our superiority.

K. You got tea subsidies. They were removed. You called that a tax hike. Dumped it all in a river. And threw a hissy fit. I doubt even your independence. Now what

When you lie about everything nobody cares anymore

Stop with this "Hispanic is a race" mentality

Not all hispanics are shitskins but not all of them are white

There's white hispanics, mestizo hispanics, black hispanics, asian hispanics.

Remove the term and separate them by their actual races

BETTER DEAD THAN RED, SOCIALIST FUCK. USA BITCH

Why you bully?

qq

If Canada is so shit why do thousands of americans illegally float their asses over here in order to try and emigate here or as a perennial "joke"? And use our Mighty Roman Leaf on their personages whilst travelling?

Because we see your country as a more liberal form of the USA. You're entire nation has been colonized by our progressives ever since the Korean War.

>he plays wow
Unlock the Key of Qwanzor as the answer to muh diabeetus

Sorry user this is pol so '''''''''''''hispanic isnt a race''''''''''''''' thing is not present here

Yeah we're basically screwed. Goodnight white race.

>Your** entire nation


Too much fermented Jew...

I know. You gave us my party that nobody elects except in the provinces. Bernie was your shot

>I get banned for three days for making a politcial thread about conservative political contributor Tomi Lahren.... but the fucking mods allow this shit???
I'm sick of these Sup Forums tier troll threads.

>Bernie was your shot

Most of us don't want to become you, though. That's why half of the country nominated Hillary instead of Bernie (who lost in a landslide).

Meh

The white race was fun while it lasted, it's too late for actual change. I'm ready for war. I'm willing to go out a martyr btw.

>56%

this number gets lower every time a European uses it

The UK uses the Euro?

We gave it our best shot.

The fact that it led into the Revolutionary War should ring some bells that there was more to it than just a reactionary motive against ''subsidies'' and "tax hikes".
You're only salty because you're part of a liberal arctic hellhole often times colder than Mars

Ehh. When push comes to shove..
Just look at prisons as an example.
Race becomes everything when the chips are down.

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If you bomb your enemies, they win!

Fuck East Germany anyway.

Untermensch.

You ever wonder how many bombers were actually hit by gunners in other bombers being absolute shit shots incapable of hitting a Messerschmidt

I can carry a full size Glock with 17 rounds and back up mags to defend myself as an American. I moved to USA from Eastern Europe. Nothing compares to this awesome country and our gun rights. If your country doesn't have gun rights like us you're not considered free. There's no free country outside America.

Bam. Fuck the haters. Immigrants from real shithole countries love and cherish this place. Often time, it's the little differences which truly matter.