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>Idk Eddie 2016 has just been such a strange year don't you think?
>Eddie: What with Trump and the celeb deaths?
*Adjusts Mic*
>Yeah, well
*Bring Mic closer*
> It's not just that man I mean with all the riots and the Russians and the media I...I just don't know man it's so much. What do you predict for 2017?

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I held a baby gorilla and man, that thing would tear you apart. It was like it was all sinew.

>Eddie?

are u in the right thread

>You know what Eddie if you're not gonna answer me...
*Stands up*

>SEIG

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>Well yeah, I mean what does it even mean to be the fucking president
>It doesn't make any fucking sense
>Why should one person be in charge of everything
*takes rip off huge joint*
>And then you have human beings acting like monkies just wanting to fuck and fight
>Jamie can you bring up that link about the lady fucking the chimp and druggin it up on xanax
*sips buttered coffee*
>This crazy bitch was fucking this monkey.. I mean it's a chimp actually

>So there's this thing - a cuck. Apparently it's this new word the alt-right came up with. Have you heard of it?
>Jamie pull up the definition of the word cuck.
>Fascinating.

>Oh man look at that chimp go!
*Puts Youtube in Theater mode*
>Did you know Chimps have 35 times more strength than a human male?

>I mean it's a chimp actually
kek

*clears throat directly into mic*
mmHmmrghgh.
yeah
yeah that's interesting, how did they first figure that out? do you know?
MmrhHGhghgMMM.
huh. really?
mMmrhgh.
did you hear about that group of monkeys in Yemen who figured out how to use a telescope?

lmao Rogan is such a dummy

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I've only listened to 1.7 of his podcasts. Does he really talk about monkeys this much?

>Yemen...Yem-an...
>Thats like.. near Guam right? With the DMT and stuff?

its like listening to a child just learning about the world, but never catching up with its maturity.

i just listened to the Jesse Ventura one and chimp strength was mentioned a few times

its true though, any adult chimp who does nothing but lay around and masturbate all day long could tear the arms off even the strongest human

joe rogan experience is a national treasure and i piss on all of you haters

if you listen to a lot of his podcasts you'll notice certain talking points and/or phases he goes through where he mentions the same things quite often.\

it shouldnt be a bad thing

he's maybe overcompensating for never going to college, and also having to fill 3 solid hours every other day or so.

listen to thom hartman and you will hear another example of ocd radio talk

if only hannity limbaugh and savage-weiner were this curious and inquisitive

>(((savage)))

He is good at asking questions, but not finding answers. "Good" enough to be popular with normies at least.

>You just gotta open your mind man. 'Scuse me, Tina put the blank screen up will you
*walks out to do pic related*

Anyone else really upset by joe's forceful removal of Jamie on the show? Just a background guy now. Joe would never be where he is today without Jamie. He single handedly did all of the technical work behind jre. he just plays the part of a low brow retard because it's fun and he's a silly guy.

The was a really smokin chick on the show once and joe was trying so hard to impress her with his psuedo intellectual bs but was outmatched by Jamie's goofiness. They ended up flirting the whole time, joe got mad, and then he invited her on a second time when Jamie wasn't there.

Joe is so fucking petty

Mike Weenie never hides that he's a kike. It's annoying too, because he'll constantly waste time talking about jewish holidays and all sorts of Jewish bullshit that nobody cares about. At least he's smart though. Unlike this Rogan faggot. I can't stand him.

His brain just crawls at turtle speed he's so fried all the time

am i the only one who doesnt see rogan as a total fucking moron? he seems like a normal guy who doesnt know shit about anything. he's not stupid though

Hes just out of touch with reality.

>heres the thing joe
>youre telling me that tower just randomly fell, perfectly to the ground?
>i dont know that's some weird shit, man
>i mean most people JUST think that 9/11 wasn't an inside job. most people just believe that tower 7 wasn't an inside job, just cause the goverment told them, that's some scary shit man.

Really great show to watch when high. Very relaxing and not intellectually demanding, interesting stuff on there. I basically think that is what the show was made for, to listen or watch when high.

sauce on the chick?

>The was a really smokin chick on the show once and joe was trying so hard to impress her with his psuedo intellectual bs but was outmatched by Jamie's goofiness. They ended up flirting the whole time, joe got mad, and then he invited her on a second time when Jamie wasn't there.
Which ep. ?

wow

I think Eddie is really redpilled. He's like covertly an Alt-righter and he's trying to convert Joe.

Best clip coming through

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

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cue the hempforce mustard

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man there are so many great clips if you go through YEARS of the podcast. shit is underrated as fuck

No you're thinking of the first guy responsible for Rogan's whole online presence for nearly a decade in Brian Redban. Jamie is the nu-male replacement who doesn't speak unless spoken to.

Its extremely difficult to actually measure, mostly based on conjecture.

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Rogan has one of the best podcasts out there but god damn did he suck rondas clit hard for years.

Man, anyone who wants to be president, shouldn't be president

joe is wrong often. its part of why the show is good because hes just some guy with an opinion

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Saved.

You are a genius.

Oh you're right. I just assumed it was the same guy, haven't watched it in years. What happened to Brian?

>Oh Jesus fuck Jamie, play that video again and put it on the main screen so everyone can see
>it already is
>*inhales* I can't watch...

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Redban was an autistic man child at times

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Joe Rogan is the perfect example of why you should never binge on drugs.
Shrooms, LSD, DMT, weed etc do not make you enlightened. They turn you into a delusional fuckhead like Joe Rogan who can't concentrate, loses track of his thoughts, can't comprehend things and gets very confused.

I find it ridiculous when he goes on about how DMT is great and everyone should do it so they could be more like him. That's what all druggies say.

Joe gave him their old name of DeathSquad and sometimes has him on as a guest. He tries to run his own network of shows with people who don't know how to podcast and they usually quit working with him a few months later. Seems like he got left behind as Organ continues to grow in influence every year. Even though he'll appear once in a while on Rogan's show they don't seem like friends anymore.

imagine alex jones doing dmt

What did he mean by this

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>we would like all live in a compound together
>smoke weed everyday
>hunt for our own food
>raise chickens

That's because he is often baked when he does his podcasts

Alex Jones probably uses cocaine, and then blames his behavior on his shitty Braintech pills or whatever they're called.

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>not respecting someone who doesn't do drugs enough to not get baked before sitting down and having a conversation with them

Like I understand if it's fucking Joey Diaz he's talking to, but for fuck's sake, when you get someone who actually has their life together, put the weed down for a minute.

I really liked Redban but he fucked himself over with the claiming the deathsquad thing. I wish he was on JRE more often but yeah they dont seem like friends anymore

>you should do ayahuasca

t. man who hasnt done ayahuasca

Joe said this

He is sober when he speaks to important people. My man... Try and hold a conversation with the same people for 3 hours

>triple negative
fuck you

>Mfw young Jamie made this thread

redban is a fucktoy idiot who ruins everything by spewing dumb bullshit out of his stupid ugly face

the idea of joe "midget" rogan in the corner of the party while thinking this shit is so accurate that i can't stop laughing i'm seriously about to jizz in my pants

Redban is doing comedy shit now joe picked that guy outta nothing and now he fucks porno girls lol which is a dream come true for that dude

idk joe/redban chemistry was good jamie kinda just works but he's getting better imo

>DUDE THE BIBLE IS BULLSHIT BUT MOSES WAS TOTALLY ON DMT WHEN HE SAW THE BURNING BUSH

redban is a massive weeb tho, he probably made the thread

>Not liking olive garden butthole jokes

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He watched Ryan Dawson's 9/11 documentary, which is by far the most red pilled source on that whole topic

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

Old af, still amazing though

He would interrupt joe and a guest with some bollocks and they would often lose their train of thought.

They were good together but joe was getting more established and was the face and name of the podcast so he gradually took it more seriously whereas redban stayed childish. Must have been frustrating listening to his bollocks after a while

Bro...bro....

You gotta lift with the gorilla kettle bells and drink your mind-melter brain drain formula with your protein shake. You'll lift like an animal bro!

Lol

South Africa is fucked

my god how i have come to love this guy

I agree young jamie is actually better at his job but Redban was funny because he would say retarded stuff out of nowhere and Rogan would try not and get angry. Just wish redban was on more often.

>Be me
>Make amazing shitposting thread.
>Be the only one to OC Rogan post like 10 times.
>0 (You)'s
>Will give isolation tank for some (You)'s

>He would interrupt joe and a guest with some bollocks and they would often lose their train of thought.
This was funny though watching rogan get super pissed about redban making jokes only he understood. I know jamie is better at his job just wish redban was on more often.

JRE will never be casual and comfy again. I used to listen to every podcast, but it's become serious business and that made it lose it's magic.

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I remember this joey was legit pissed. Who the fuck grinds up weed in a coffee grinder though?!

What a pointless post

Redban is ok when the guest is a comic or some oddball shit like a pornstar. But any time there is a guest with expertise in something legitimate like current events, chemistry, or whatever, redban's constant use of non sequiturs and shitty jokes becomes all too cringy.

Expecially in the first few years you could almost literally hear Joe grind his teeth when redban speaks some autistic noise that embarrasses Joe in front of the guest.

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This is literally the only reason i still browse Sup Forums anymore.

fucking kek

rogan threads are some of my favs

He got replaced by Jamie. Half the problem with redban was that he'd get really fucking lazy sometimes (wouldn't label videos on stream) and would say really awkward and out of place things when guests are having a serious discussion. This basically caused a problem within the deathsquad podcast circle and everyone pulled out from the deathsquad label (Joe, Joey, Segura, etc). Redban went bankrupt this past year.

Aside from all that redban still added charm to the show. Jamie is just bland as fuck and is there to re-enforce Joe whenever he makes a shitty joke. Some of the best JRE podcasts are in the pre 500's where redban and rogan would just fuck around with guests like Joey.

Thanks man, quality shitposting, starting the year off strong

Holy fuck this is mint