What's your New Years Resolution, Sup Forums?

What's your New Years Resolution, Sup Forums?

>What's your New Years Resolution, Sup Forums?

Make more memes...

post more on Sup Forums.

Revenge....

w....who's revenge kek?

My resolution is that I'll be seeding more.

Y'all should do the same. Seed motherfuckers.

Try stop being such a beta faggot

Make America great again

Follow my dream of being a renowned film director and undermine Hollywood.

>Make movie about the KKK lynching blacks
>Movie about Jim Jones
>King Ghezo

We have to do what the Liberals did in the 90's. Invade their institutions.

thanks, man

Make America great again

I'm kissless, i know damm well i can get a gf if i just stop being so clingy, i got a date with every single woman i tried to get one, i got every single woman's number that i approached, but then i get too clingy and fuck up everything, i fucked up sooo bad with a tall amazonian goddess (pic related, i'm the manlet kek) which like me back.
So my plan is to get a gf as tall as her by being not so clingy and all that.
So yeah... That's my main goal, aside from that keep going, improve my german and english, mostly my german. Maybe even get one of those germans that do an internship at my university as a gf or at least hook up or make a good friend.
Well that's it. we are all gonna make it brah
You can engrish teacher, anyways you live in a country where everybody is a turbo omega so that shouldn't be that hard

Make /fit/ my default board on clover.
Work out for 1 (one) year and record progress, charts and pictures.
Read 30 or more novels.
Self actualize.

>i haven't been the target of a terrorist attack since last year!

What is your plan?

Leave here.

To not waste time

Youth is truly wasted on the young, and I have spent far too much time dicking around on vidya and Sup Forums

I can be better. You can be better. We just have to give ourselves the chance

why? isn't your country nice?
>tfw every country is nice in comparison to yours
Crashing this year....

get a girl shorter than you dumbass

I LIKE YOUR FUCKN CAKES

She's actually shorter than me but i'm standing like shit there and she has heels lol, i'm 6' while she's 5'11"
Also she's the tallest girl i've met, most girls are shorter so no problem in finding one m8
also
>not liking an amazonian goddess to breed with
>not liking the feeling of dominating a goddess
huh low test beta fag spotted

To actually buy a Martini Henry. I have a metric shitton of reloading supplies for it but never bought the gun itself.

To try to get a gun here in (((LA County))) so I can finally end my fucking life. Or,
To get up the courage to do it using the Helium tank/tube/mask method.
If I can't do either of those I'll take the rest of my Valium prescription, drink about 1/5 of Voddy and shoot up 2g of black tar.
The last one is the likeliest.

>Martini Herny
Pretty nice, it's really nice that you can get guns easily, gotta love freedoms.

>this my current collection
I like wood I guess. Freedom is very expensive my friend.

To go through with my plan to leave everything behind to go live on the road as a free man.

And quit smoking.

To quit smoking fucking weed, get a job, change out of my current meme degree and un fat ass myself.

at least you wouldn't get paid 100 USD per month for 30 hours/week lmao
seriously, that's why i don't get a job although i'm almost 21, it's worthelss and honestly i prefer to study german/french in the meanwhile

you're welcome.

Try and get a good trade or become a mexidoctor. Come legally. How close is mexico to Civil War?

One that is already in motion... One that has been placed within the hands of others to wield the dagger.

Such are the ways of kek. When thy enemies destroy themselves we give thanks to kek for the chaos we put into motion.

Some would call it justice I suppose.....

Make my life great again, it's been a rough 2 years for me

Not even close senpai, nobody gives enough fucks to actually wake up and make a revolution or something, we don't need it either.
I'm actually studying Mechatronic engineering, i'm working in 3D projectors, I hope you can now about me one day gringo, you heard it here first, mexicunt will develop a 3D projector this year.

I'm going to be less gay. Girls only from now on!

I honestly don't get you gringos, you can easily get a nice car and all that and get a pretty white woman in mexico, seriously, memes aside there's plenty of whtie women here and they're way less slutty as the average whtie girl in america.

I can't get one of course because
>i'm mexican
>poor
>no car
>ugly
>shit skin
>i'm a 3/10 at most
Honestly you gringos are just pussies, just get a mexican gf like hahah how is being lonely even real like nigga just import a gf from mexico hahah

Go style chaos. Diversion, deceit, hit your enemy where they are the weakest.

>Mexican might make 3D hologram projector

Make a,sexbot next please

It's actually the reason why i started to think about it. I got a nose surgerie 3 months ago, i was so bored, i couldn't see the TV because it did hurt, couldn't read or do nothing at all, only my parents came some hours but everything was bored there. I just started fantaszing about Mercy coming to take care of me, the nurses over theere were prety hot too though, but i just wanted mercy to come to me, so i started to think about it and so on...

Maybe you're right but I don't speak spanish and I like my head attached to my body

Okay, Mexibuddy, let's just say I'm tired of being a lone wolf here in the USA, tired of degenerate American girls in general, and I want to import a Mexican woman, maybe even marry her and make her a citizen. How do I do that without having to go to fucking Mexico, or without having to rely on some fake-ass online profile and getting catfished by some fat, leather-skinned Mexican whore?

Win at the Dutch elections in March.

>How do I do that without having to go to fucking Mexico
nigga like hahah just pick an obvious tourist hahaha
lol i don't senpai, there's girls that look completely american, even whiter than most of your whties, pic related, the older one was a classmate in a french classroom.
Maybe you can find one of those mestizo girls that look white but not too white, however it's safe to come to mexico, i may even help you personally, i'm located at hermosillo, sonora, next to arizona, if you visit for some days and visti UNISON or even take spanish classes i could get you pussy easily, why? because you're gringo and you got dollars that's it, also because it would help me to get pu$$y too. You can visit this city wihout problems, last year 3 germans girls super hot came here and nothing did happen to them.

huh most girls that are Sup Forums tier will speak english, only low class sluts do not speak english, most white women/men will speak english, contrary to Sup Forums belief there's plenty of people who know english in mexico, specially in cities close to 'Merica

Honestly i've seen bitches whiter than pic related, some of them are super blonde, in fact my ex was pale as fuck and redhead.

No Fap 2017

same

>already lost
wtf i hate myself now,
Same leaf, i always tell my self nofap is meme, but i know damm well it's not true, you get less horny, you replace the hunt for females and desire because you know you can get home and whack off in /gif/ but i have to improve to get a gf

what did he mean by this?

Seed!

>learn how to read piano sheet music
>learn how to play Boogie Woogie Stomp
>unfuck my GPA
>attune myself to the locus of all knowledge and unravel the secrets of the multiverse

All in due time.

are you the autist going to japan for live as a hobo for a year?

1080p

Pretty basic stuff.

Keep developing relationship with Christ.
Lose some fat/get more fit.
Buy some nice clothes.
Leave the country.
Figure out if I'm going to marry this girl.
Try to be more positive.

Love you guys!

Apart from the autist thing, yeah.

don't make new year's resolutions. Make new year's plans. Go to google Calendar, hotmail, whatever. Make events for the things you want, maybe a few weeks early to remind yourself. Make that shit happen. Get it done Sup Forums

>not even fit
>has gf
fuck you gringo

Shitpost, pass the exams, shutpost harder.

We're not currently dating.
It's a girl I grew up with.
I'm relatively fit but I'd like to be more fit.
Happy New Year friend!

Holy shit mexanon who's that tall ARISCH GOTT amongst all I those brown people? May I have his number bitte? Ich hab ihn arg been!

>Figure out if I'm going to marry this girl.
>We're not currently dating.
Honestly, in her eyes i'm just a pathetic man and nothing else, that won't change, i don't care. this is her FB /YudelRubyC
She's 5'11"

Yeah, there was never the right time to date.
We were always doing different things with our lives that neither of us were willing to sacrifice.
I think now that we're older though it makes a lot of sense to both of us to get married.
We've talked about it but we won't really know until I move back and spend some more time with her.
It would be a pretty big life changing move.
We'll see.

Post this gem more

damm i'm really envious gringo, it hurts too much to know that i'm not going to be that girl's boyfriend ever. Keep it going, i hope she's what you want.

Thanks for the encouraging words.
I truly wish you the best.
Don't give up on your dreams.
It's unattractive.

be less angry and don't browse Sup Forums

somehow i think the two need to be done at the same time to succeed

To ban more shit posters

I am aiming for 4K, not sure about my graphics card performance, though.

But i have to give up, at least upon her, man i fucked up soooo bad already, i've told her how much of a loser i'm, quite literally like that, there's no recovery from that. It even pains me even more after i realize i never had any interest in anyone for a year after i broke up with my almost gf.
Wish i can get interest in someone else at least.

Don't sweat it.
There's nothing wrong with telling the truth.
If it was too much for her to deal with at the time that's okay. You'll both learn and grow from it.

I know, i'm just drunk and pains me to realize that the last year i neither got a gf
I mean we're still friends, but it seems that if a girls sees you once as weak you're always that for her. :(
And how could i even recover, she doesn't study in the same university and i never see her, she would need to accept an invitation from me time to time but that's unreal

Sounds like you need a break from her.

Okay Mexibro I'll bite. Are there really that many white girls there? I honestly hate most the American white girls unless they are from the rural midwest. I would be interested in saving a cutie from having to spend her life in shitty mexico.

To suck a bunch of penis no homo

stop being gay

Any legitimate recommendations? I like how females look, but I have too much interest in dick. I've fucked a girl, but never a guy, and I don't really want to for moral reasons.

>just get a mexican gf like hahah how is being lonely even real like nigga just import a gf from mexico hahah
That's what I'm gonna do when I visit Mexico this summer. Gonna go on vacation and come home with a qt wife.

Get into a fetish

All of my fetishes are worse than homosexuality. Being gay is actually the least of my sexual worries, but I believe the other shit stems from it.

I don't feeel like i need a break from her, is just that i'm tired of not having a gf you know, i'm not desesperate, i have plenty of social interaction in the university, but i want to belong to someone see:
3:15
(pic related)
I wrote on chat "This may be weird, but i love how uplifted your cheekbones are"
And honestly the smile of a girl is just too beautiful to ignore, to not want to be caused by you or directed towards you, specially knowing that there's a romantic relationship.

In northern Mexico yes. Specially in my City, Hermosillo Sonora, south to Arizona. Well also i spend most of my time in the university so i see mostly well educated females, which means whites and not so poor people.
My best friend from highschool was blonde with green eyes, polish grandparents.
Crush from highschool was blonde
Crush from gym was blonde, or whites.
Ex was pale as shit and redhead. From the only 4 girls that were in my classroom last semester 2 were whties, they're short but white nonotheless also cute.


Just visti universities, which are attented by economically stable women mostly thus white, although i'm brown

To fulfill my dream of moving to the glorious USA and becoming an American citizen

It's not that bad here at Keats we aren't Indian tier bad

It's great that you still have so much passion for women.
Treasure it.

>be me
>get mugged
>see how some cholos trie to rob a store with a stone
>go to buy roasted chicken, the guy just got stabbed seconds before i got there
>all this within a week span
ayy lmao
Thanks man, i'll try, it's not easy, after 21 years of being kissless, i just want to keep it this way until i find someone that loves me and allows me to love her back as much as i want

Alright bro I'll try it

Just hope I don't get mugged or some shit

nah, all right senpai, some gringo twink which i was friend with left in one piece, he got surprised that i support trump lmao
He asked for weed to some friends witout giving a single fuck and nothing happened.

Would a girl at a university really drop everything to move to US though? I believe it just seems weird to me.

get a gf

>be me
>go to store to buy some chips
>truck full of soldiers rolls by
>go home eat my chips
It's different for everybody I guess

Becoming the biggest asshole the world ever saw

Also ignore flag

I see soldiers everyday too kek
mmm not maybe drop everything too fast, but sure he would like to leave this country because education is worthless here lmao

Work. (Out of my inertia).

why not just go to mexico. leave ur basement

Thanks for the heads up user
I'm tired of the dating scene here.
The girls are too degenerate and ungrateful.
Multiple tattoos, over 5 past sexual partners, shitty morals, really wasteful with money.
My New Year's Resolution was to start dating women that are actual wife potential. Maybe you pointed me in the right direction. Who would of guessed it was Mexico.

You're welcome my gringo.
If you're interested in someone that can hook you up this is my fb profile, it's fake.
100013483001520
That's the ID

Use shitty social media less

Same as last year, not to kill myself until my grandparents die

Get my youtube channel to hit 500 subscribers

Learn all major and minor chords on guitar without needing to look at a chart.

Get Steven Wilson to acknowledge me on Twitter.

Go to bed the same time every night and get at least 7 hours of sleep.

Make a MIDI to PWM controlled Tesla Coil for live performance shenanigans.

get healthy/exercise

If all goes good then 4k

Get my life together

Ironically vote communists into office

Create a National Socialist Party of Canada. I want to be the one to run the camps too.