Germans you need to explain yourselves. Every German who isn't from Bavaria hates Bavarian's

Germans you need to explain yourselves. Every German who isn't from Bavaria hates Bavarian's.

Why is this? Jealousy? I think so

Look at it this way
Bavaria is the only place in Germany which is still religious
Bavaria has the best scenery
Bavaria is the only place with Germany with culture
German food? All Bavarian
German beer? All Bavarian
Lederhosen? Bavarian
Oktoberfest? Bavarian
Most rightwing? East Germany barring Berlin and Bavaria.

Germany, you need to look past your jealousy and follow the example of your countrymen

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargazy_pie
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It has the shittiest dialect tbqhwyf

As of 2014 52.1% of Bavarians still adhered to Roman Catholicism though the number is on the decline (they were 70.4% in 1970, 56.3% in 2007).[29][30] 19.5% of the population adheres to the Evangelical Lutheran Church in Bavaria, and their number is declining too.[29][30] Muslims make up 4.0% of the population of Bavaria.[31] 24% of Bavarians are irreligious or adhere to other religions, and this number is increasing.

Sounds degenerate

>every german who isnt from Bayern hates Bayern.
Well that's where you're wrong

no one hates bavaria, they just talk weird so we think of them almost as foreigners.

Should have joined us instead of the eternal Saupreiß desu

>Every German who isn't from Bavaria hates Bavarian's.
they're obnoxious and arrogant. they'd like to split off of germany, I really wish they would.maybe they can join austria

this
bavarian here can confirm

Bavaria is one of the states with the highest influx of refugees. Why would I want to follow that example?

Thats not true, many if not most Germans like Bavaria.

>Bavaria is the only place in Germany which is still religious
>Bavaria has the best scenery
>Bavaria is the only place with Germany with culture

this when i think about real germany i think about bavaria nothing else

Maybe we will. Ist the year 2017 after all

>German food? All Bavarian
>German beer? All Bavarian

That's a laugh.

>Bavaria is the only place in Germany which is still religious

That's an even bigger laugh.

>Bavaria is the only place with Germany with culture

And we've reached laugh capacity.

Aside from that, Bavaria is the state with the highest amount of roaches.

>failed state Austria talking shit in this thread

Have fun with vdB :^)

austria-bavaria when

We don't hate them, and not even all people "hate" them. I like them for example. Most people who "hate" bavaria just think they're a bit weird, which is true. They accent is hard to understand for most people and some think it's ugly (I personally think eastern german accent is worse). Many people also think Lederhosen are weird.
Overall it's more like a fun rivalry which goes back to Preußen and Bavaria being rivals.

I'm from Baden and there is stuff like this for every Bundesland (Schlaf', mein Kind, schlaf' leis,
Dort draußen geht der Preuß'!).

Also

>Bavaria is the only place in Germany which is still religious
True, but the east has some too
>Bavaria has the best scenery
True
>Bavaria is the only place with Germany with culture
Wrong. Just because you only know Lederhosen and Oktoberfest it doesn't mean there is other culture.
>German food? All Bavarian
Wrong
>German beer? All Bavarian
Wrong, and most people don't enjoy bavarian beer that much. Everyone has it's favourites but in general it's not like bavarian beer is considered the best.
>Lederhosen? Bavarian
>Oktoberfest? Bavarian
See other posts. You probably only know those two things and Neu Schwanstein but there is more to see in germany.
>Most rightwing? East Germany barring Berlin and Bavaria.
True

I dont hate the other 15 Bundesländer either. But if you look at all german political Satire on TV or elsewhere, all they can do is bash Bavaria, when they clearly have bigger Problems themselves. You have to be honest but if Citizens from Berlin diss Bavaria it just gets surreal

You're a big guy

Best part of Germany
Might as well name all of Germany Bavaria
t. 110% BavARYAN phenotype

Italian currently visiting Bavaria reporting in.
Bavaria is Über-good and an amazing Land to live in.

Say what you want of Bavarians... Say they are bad people. Say what you want. Fact remains: Highest quality of life in the world.


...and I'm Italian ffs.

Best Germany tbqh famalan

How can Prussia even compete?

Sudtirol gehort Osterreich

I wish

Are the Bavarians generally against the refugees unlike the rest of northwestern Germany?

my rightous clay

...

i'm from the only region (franconia) where it's justified to hate bavarians

Average German is brainwashed into hating himself. Bavarians are the only Germans that do not participate in that, thats why they get hated, they arent 100% cucks.

That's because Bavaria is nice and the rest of Germany is a shit pitt.

Weißwurst schmeckt schrecklich.

Sounds like a girl masturbating sounds

The dialect sounds like shit and they're mostly the bad kind of fascist.

German food is all roasted meat and potatoes, Bavaria especially.

don't forget that they basically finance the rest of Germany

Achmed ist böse, weil Weißwurst ist nicht Halal. Traurig!

>German food is all roasted meat and potatoes
Wrong

This. Everything apart from BW, Bayern and Hessen is lazy and poor.

I think it's cute when Czechs, Slovakians, Slovenians or Hungarians speak german

What the flying fuck is that

I can't understand them.
Their slurred speech is probably the second worst german accent.
after saxons.

you know what. Fuck the entire east of germany. They are all slavs in everything but name.

No idea how it is in southern Bavaria but the north, specifically Lower Franconia, is literally filled with alchoholic, drug addicted, depressed, retarded kids and cucked redneck old people and the cherry to top all this shit off are the huge amount of arab only speakers and turk accents.
I think the first time I got redpilled was when I realized in high school how most German kids were forcing turkish accents to fit in.

Bavarians gave birth to National Socialism

That is fairly accurate.

>Every German who isn't from Bavaria hates Bavarian's
What?
That's new to me. Must have missed that in elementary school during the one week I was sick.

>What the flying fuck is that
British dinner
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargazy_pie

Pic related too

this

Bavarian here. OPs impression doesn't fit current bavaria because of white genocid. I could talk about how we bavarians are different compared to the rest of germany but this is now a moot point.

It's not that I hate them, they are just completely different from us. I live near the danish border and I've got more in common with your average Dane than with the average south German. Different religion, different language, different traditions, different behaviour, the list goes on.
the only thing I genuinely hate is the language. The rest just appears odd to me.

They deserve to be hated on, just visit Schweinfurt you'll see what franconians really are.

You forgot:
Bsvaria is also the only place in germany not in dembts.
It's so rich It keeps germany afloat, and germany keeps the EU afloat.

I'm realizing one the americans closed their bases Germany went to absolut shit, like even worse than it was before.

Nobody really hates them, the same way no German really hates Austrians. It's a brotherly love paired with some healthy brotherly competition.

But it's true, Bavarians are culturally more similar to Austrians; at least the ones who don't live in Unterfranken. I think those are essentially Eastern Hessians or Southern Thuringians.

The two main cultural forces inside of Germany used to be Prussianism and Austrianism (let's call them that). The Prussians won the military battle, but their culture is basically non-existent anymore. It was highly militaristic and authoritarian, both aspects have been essentially eliminated in modern day Germanistan.

>Bsvaria is also the only place in germany not in dembts.
Baden Württemberg too

this.
I really think brotherly love and competition describes the mindset pretty well.

gotta love the german north/south dualism.

well, we bavarians usually don't say "hello" or "good day". Culturally rooted we use "Grüß Gott!" or "Gott zum Gruße!" which means "Hail/Salute/Greet God" in english. just wanted to say that.

MOIN!

also it the usual and formal greeting in bavaria. funny fact, friends use the more informal "Servus!" which has it's origin in latin " servus humillimus, Domine spectabilis" meaning, "I am your servant" or "at your service". Servus is the origin of the word serf.

those two greetings (Güß Gott, Servus) discribe bavarians pretty well.

>militaristic and authoritarian
and progressive. They were the driving force of secularization in Germany - look Bismarck

I think we're all fortunate to live in a time we still can witness these discussions about german regionalism, and get to hear germans themselves discussing things related to their regional identities in this thread

Soon all german nationals will be forced to blend together no matter what's their regional identity just for them to keep existing as a people, since the demographics are rapidly changing, so regional identities will probably be a thing of the past due to refugees and tons of migrants

The thousands of people that had died facing the consequences of angela merkel's policies and multiculturalism seem just a glance compared to how deep the future consequences of her moves will be devastating for germany as a whole

Remeber this, if you vote for her or her allies you're voting for the end of everything related to regionalism you just discussed ITT

Hamburg much? Whats actually the meaning of "moin"? I sound like the short form of "good morning" and I reflexly used that full form in responds even though it was already evening.... I got laughed at.

no matter what happens now, Germany is unfortunately irreversibly damaged.

Probably morgen, which already cut off the guten

wrong. Coming from the Frisian and Low German "Moi" which means "angenehm, gut, schön".

North-Rhine Westphalia is obviously the best state.

How can Bavarians even compete?

Not true. I live right next to Bavaria which is good if I need alcohol after 10pm. Other than that just avoid the cops and Bavaria is just like the rest of (south) Germany

Moin digger, was geht ab?

t. Hamburg

well, we lost to Prussia and had to cancel all alliances with you

Superior Weißwurst.
Ahmed cant even compete with his Schwarzwurst

Niederbayern here.

You can still make Jew and Nigger jokes and do a Hitlergruß without anyone throwing a shitfit.
Also literally the only non german we had in school were some chink happas and everybody still speaks bayrisch.

Oliver-Nigel-Mohammed knows what's up, Bavaria is actually a pretty state, but the obnoxious people ruin it, they are also Europes incest and sodomy capital.

Hitler was part of a Bavarian Reserve regiment during WW1. That makes that general area cooler in my book.

you are doing it wrong hanz. What you meant to say was "They'd like to split off from germany, but I'd really like to annex Austria."


Its the right thing to do.

>absolute horror

German hate towards Bavaria comes from socialist thinking.
They are rich, so they must somehow be stealing from us.

Bavaria also attracts huge parts of the children born in other parts of Germany with better universities, better job and business opportunities.
Bavaria is the only part of Germany that actually keeps growing and has a better demographic than every other state.

Of course the other people get mad.
Imagine.
They sit in their houses, that hard earned property losing value every year, their children never visit, because they live in some town in Bavaria.
Their cities are dying off, all the shops around them are closing down. Infrastructure breaking down.
Who do they blame?

Unterfranken reporting in.

I'll just list stuff that applies to Bavaria only:
- fairly conservative
- most prosperous state
- best economy
- unemployment next to nonexistent
- immigrants almost invisible in my area
- nice scenery
- skiing
- best soccer team
- best beer
- best food
- best education
- i could continue writing this list for hours ...

tl;dr: They hate us cause they ain't us.

Soft cock.

geh weg muhammed.

That's silly. I think of militarism, blind rationalism and Prussian style schooling (i.e. American).

Little bitch boi

Please do.

Bavaria and Austria were the best places to visit.

>Germans you need to explain yourselves. Every German who isn't from Bavaria hates Bavarian's.
I do not care

I live here and love this place and love its people
bavarians are christian catholic and elect a strictly conservative leadership for over 6 decades now

speaks for itself

muhammed steckt seinen penis in 6 jährige

I 100% agree btw

How is the refugee situation in Bavaria as a whole compared to the rest of Western Germany? Is Bavaria also against the immigration politics of Merkel?

Your smug atitude ruined the Empire.

prussians and bavarians hate each other. after ww2 prussians got spread all over germany thanks to the russians. but it goes back much further, the other north germans tended to ally with prussia against bavaria more often than not. rivalries between north and south germany go back even to varus getting fucked up and the bavarian king not participating in the plot. I think he got send a head or something afterwards. also bavarians hate the rest of germany aswell, they are all "Preißen" in their eyes. anyway its mostly meme-tier hate. and everyone is united in their nowadays also memetier hate against france.

>How is the refugee situation in Bavaria as a whole compared to the rest of Western Germany?
Being the region that's both the richest and the closest to the Balkans, obviously we caught the biggest portion of the refugees.
>Is Bavaria also against the immigration politics of Merkel?
We're governed by Merkel's sister party (CSU), which has always been a more conservative version of Merkel's own party (CDU). The CSU is pretty vocal against mass immigration and islamization, but at this point they haven't been able to effect much of a change. Merkel needs them to get re-elected though, so we'll see.

its not like they want that though. also csu is the only moderate party against refugees, while the cdu counterpart everywhere else wants to doom all of us.

>not bavarian
>don't hate bavaria or bavarians
>love their food
>think munich is a dope city
>love yodelling, lederhosen etc

?????

>Being the region that's both the richest and the closest to the Balkans, obviously we caught the biggest portion of the refugees.
How about the opinion of the people? Are there a lot of brainwashed libtards like in rest of the country who believe that the refugees are not at fault and should take more?

That flag gave me a boner.

Sometimes I dream of a union consisting of
>Baden-Württemberg
>Bavaria
>Austria (minus Burgenland)
>Switzerland and
>South Tyrol

>implying northwestern germany is for refugees.
but yes they dont like refugees if the csu is anything to go by.

its cute but kind of sad that anyone would believe a bunch of yuros would sit around and discuss on an american imageboard in english the fake news of their boring continent and just by coincidence you constantly echo the sentiments of jewish owned media

What was smug about my post? Didn't mean it that way

I do think it's cute when you or other AH countries speak german

I also have a weak spot for the baltic countries, liechtenstein and luxemburg

I don't know why

The only reason I "hate" north germans these days is because you cucks don't understand the concept of banter

Thuringia Masterrace reporting in

Bavarians sound like they gobble a cock when talking,
fucking subhuman trash on par with niggers.

also Lederhosen belongs to us
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lederhose

That's a very interesting pizza.
Cheers mate!

>Are there a lot of brainwashed libtards like in rest of the country who believe that the refugees are not at fault and should take more?

Of course, that's a given.

But apart from that, the situation in Bavaria is a bit paradoxical. Bavarians are traditionally against mass immigration, on the other hand no other region has mobilized this many volunteers to help with the refugees. I think that's because Bavarians tend to have a very pragmatic approach to things and decided to make the best out of a shitty situation. Plus, rural Bavaria is still very religious and they probably consider it a Christian moral imperative to help.

Der Bane?

the fuck are you talking about. what fake news, the thread isnt about news. and how is anyone where echoing jewish media? people are saying the csu doesnt support merkels disastrous policies. wich is true and good.

Spelling and punctuation aren't just for the upper classes anymore.

Thanks for voting Trump, though. Good on you.

In my area I rarely see any "refugees". I've recently (~2 months ago) visited the Ruhr area, where probably ~30% of people you encounter are black/arabs.

In my party (CSU) pretty much anyone I know opposes the current policy (probably half of them would call it insanity). Most of the rest of the population was initially pro or undecided, but I noticed many turning towards opposing the current situation.

Tauber (Secretary General of CDU) is visiting the area in the next couple of days and I expect a lot of hostility to be directed at him.

That sounds like New Jersey, over here in the US

Except with better beer and gorgeous women

Got room for one more burgerbro looking to jump ship

what makes you think we dont understand banter? the "hate" is banter anyway and consists pretty much only of jokes about bavarians.

Burgers and the other anglos make for the best drinking buddies at Oktoberfest

>German kids were forcing turkish accents
can you give me an example of this?

as a 1st generation diaspora turk in england I find it fascinating how just a few countries away we are known as scum whereas here we just speak fine english etc