My mom just found this in my room

My mom just found this in my room.
What do?

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>his parents aren't natsoc
pleb

tell her it's worth *something* and you collect history.

This desu
My father wouldn't mind at all

Tell her it is for splitting the traitor's face.

>someone gave me it as a joke

my mom found it, not my dad.

I might tell her this

Enjoy your prison time

>a picture of a man
tell her you don't do butt stuff on the first date

Ein Rückblick auf eine bessere Zeit.

Can you go to jail for this?

Hahah Merkel just read this post and is about to have you arrested.

hopefully not

Tell her its a chair

Got my mom to buy my nazistuff and Hitler bust from Italy.

Tell her that you like to cum on it while your refugee fucks your boipussi

I mean a friend gave me this, not even my fault.

>tfw my mom bought me a book about Hitler when I was twelve
get on my level plebs

Well, your dad should be the patriarch. Your mother's political opinion doesn't matter much.

that is adolf hitler, mother

tell her you're on your way to cologne to get blacked to make up for your sins

>2017
>living with mom

your fucked mate

I moved out last year, this is what she found in my room

Your reply: Das ist Der Führer, SIEG HEIL!

He leaded our people against communism, show some pride and tell her about your affiliation to the movement

Mine are liberal as hell and they don't really care either.

Oi Kraut, actual non-meme response here:

Just say you needed it for school or some shit, if you don't go to school (I'm assuming you are cuz you still live with your mom)

Then just say you're interested in collecting History, like said

>your parents aren't nazi
kill yourself

why bother moving till you have a stable job/degree/trade, you're literally throwing money away on rent for no reason.

Tell her 'hahaha you just got pranked mom''

Sup Forums

Where Jews and Nazis dialogue peacefully

Say you're a Charlie Chaplin fan.

I am at university and this has literally no relation whatsoever to what I am studying.

Saying I collect history sounds like a better idea

throwing knife target you stasi cunt mother

This is the only semi-plausible response.
The only other thing that I could think off it to say something along the lines of "It's a reminder that people can never commit such evil again." Though it's transparent bullshit.
If there is any chance of getting into legal trouble because of this, adopt a refugee. The smellier the better. They can't send you to jail if you got a Mohammad to care for.

don't act like your parents wouldn't mind

Just tell her you are a national socialist, no reason to hide your identety

Tell that you are a neonazi and want to remove all non-germans from your Fatherland

Both of my parents are in NPD and my dad used to teach me real history when i was a kid.

God damn, just how many children infest Sup Forums?

Are your parents cucked liberals or commie nostalgics?
It is very relevant.

Where was it hidden anyway?

The Jew is correct.

I live at home because it's comfy, very cheap and I help my elderly grandmother with lots of stuff.

I'm 31 but will be buying a house when my grandmother dies with all the money I've saved up whilst living here.

Why the fuck would anyone be willingly pay a third of their pay check to a landlord when you could avoid it?

I'm not autistic enough to have a framed picture of Adolf Hitler, or any non-family person really.

Ask her to read you some chapters before you fell asleep.

YOU DUN FUCKED UP

Tell her why you like him fucking looser.
Both my parrents know and my grandma.

What are you, 12?
MY PARRENTS DONT MIND!!!!!
LOSER
O
S
E
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* ask her to read some chapters from Mein Kampf before you fall asleep.

it must have been somewhere in my room, I think somewhere in my cabinet.

my parents are conservative but obviously not natsocs.

how comes you think I am a child? I don't live at home, she found it in my former room

My parents are libertarian but vote FN because muh shitskins, they wouldn't care+I don't live with my parents.

>NPD
good hearted loosers.

"Dad gave it to me"

Tell her it's ironic. It was a joke by some edgy friend you had, but you kept it for fun and to remind you of the evil that can be committed in the world.

Whats autistic about it?
I have a hughe picture of Edward Lee and it is really a nice decoration

Lie. You have no idea.

IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!!!

Having framed pictures of other people
What's the point? Especially if it's Adolf Hitler

Why do you speak like niggers

Tell her it's a historic collector's card before such cards even were popular. It's worth 10 Goerings or 20 Goebbels or 100 Mussolinis.

wichteln "schlechteste geschenke edition"

It's not like your own mother will go to a nearby police station and snitch on you. Either tell the truth or say that you collect history as others have advised if you're a cuck.

It looks nice, also hitler leaded mankind against communism and semitism, nothing wrong with having a picture to remember his fight

I like how people in MENA always just stay at home and study at their local universties, as is expected of them

das ist der Führer

/thread

Maybe I'm autistic, but I really don't see the point in having a picture of anyone non-family, even if they did great things.

truth is that a friend gave me this as a joke present and I'm going to tell her

Schrottwichteln would actually be an interesting idea too, but I'll stick to the truth

"Friend gave it as a joke. I put it in my cabinet because I was planning on using the frame when I had a good photo to put it, but I completely forgot about it."
She'll ask what who, and give her the name of someone you haven't talked to in a very long time. Give her a name you have probably mentioned before. We all have had at least one dodgy friend we haven't seen in a very long time.

Show her "With Open Gates" but everyone time a reapefugee is atttacking someone, attack her as well and shout HItler could have stopped this

its not Illegal to have a picture of Hitler.

Redpill her user, wouldn't be that difficult with all that shit in your country.

mein*

tell her that you had to turn to adolf the hitler to raise you because she wouldn't

why do you and Austria have the same flag?

This. Say it's CC from the Dictator

Tell her that your fellow friend, a muslim gave you this. And that he encourages you to read Mein Kampf, to know the truth about jews. This is win-win situation.

>It's not like your own mother will go to a nearby police station and snitch on you
>he really thinks this
Nigger, some parents consider doing the "greater good" to be more important than not backstabbing your family
Especially liberals

Did she already report you to the thought police?

Because the (((Balts))) in charge in Austria decided to make the Austrian flag similar to the Latvian flag.

I just checked and just possessing the picture is not illegal

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But she could've reported you to the intelligence agencies as a suspicious person

OP this is amazing pls post updates

I have a shrine of Adolf Hitler in my garage. Am I autistic?

You got it at a white elephant party

"That is a photograph of Adolf Hitler, I believe."

...

get a proxy, show her the greatest story never told, show her with open gates, weep for the current state of deutschland, show her cherry picked excerpts from man in the high castle season two to show her what might have been, both proceed to vote AFD, profit.

Why is your mom such a cuck though? No offense to you.

>not posting more screenshots

LAME
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my whole family knows i'm natsoc.

my grandma gets a little weepy cause some of our family in norway was killed by nazis... but such are the ways of war, a few deaths don't make the ideals wrong.

Sire

Tell he you fucking love Charlie Chaplin

>is on Sup Forums
yes

Why does German sound like funny English?
>What is this then? ---> Was ist das denn?

halleluja

whats it all mean achmed

Mongo

>living with his mom
>pleb
>weabo