Almost got culturally enriched on new years:
>Be at a party
>Flirt with an outrageously attractive blond chick
>wow Ive never even been kissed why is this working
>make out furiously
>make comment about Christmas
>"I'm actually Jewish"
>REEEEEEEEE
I ran the fuck out of there, Aryan brothers. I was not about to lose my pure white virginity to some conniving Jewess who wanted to tain my bloodline.
29 will definitely be the magic number.
Ok
You're a dumbass desu
You are so brave, brother. Stay strong. Stay pure.
Aryans don't need to lose their virginity. Whats the point? Its 2017.
you keep this up ya filthy leafs and you'll over take australia and turkey as shit post capital of the world.
>bait
Ill bite.
Why wouldn't you want to FUCK a jew? Spite fuck her? Just don't leave the kike pregnant.
You're shit, op.
>jews and Sup Forums users are both degenerates
checks out
gay.
No
Shut up kike, it would be a kike baby kike mother= kike baby
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Wow! well, op keep trying.....
A
You are retarded if this is true. You are taking Sup Forums way too seriously. It's fucking memes you mongoloid virgin.
Should've fucked her, retard. You would've cucked her daddy who would probably never have wanted a non-Jew to fuck his daughter.
Retard.
I don't care what anyone else says but Canadians are great
>what is a condom
Shouldn't you be in school, fleskepanne?
This has to be b8. But if you actually did this, good on you, you are a nice guy. I would of hate fucked her vagina and cum on her eyes.
did she randomly just tell you that she's jewish?
>leaf
>a faggot running away from women
checks out
Don't care about the comments, stay strong brother.
Get out, degenerate newfag shill.
Learn to read third worlder - he said merry christmas first... that was her response.
>outrageously attractive
>Jewish
Pick one.
you can't talk about Christmas to Jewish people in Americas?
I'll take things that never happened and are here just to bait for 5000 Alex.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
That's Sup Forums you newfag.
Lurk moar.
youd be shocked
>No cucking the Jews
>Not screaming HITLER WAS RIGHT the moment she comes
Leafs
Not even once
>I was not about to lose my pure white virginity
Yet another lame fake story made up by Ahmed
Beware the leaf
It applies anywhere on this site, or the entire internet for that matter. you are truly the eternal newfag if you believe any personal anecdote on the internet.
You're even a fucking gay leaf in your made up stories!
fuck off JIDF /thread/
Things that never happened for 200, Alex
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Will this obviously didn't happen.
Happy New Year.
>What is anal.
>uncut here
I want to fuck a jewish girl without a condom
Good job, user. You foiled the nefarious plans of the Jew. Be alert, be safe.
This is bait, but put a bullet in your head if it isn't
A FUCKING LEAF
Not the first or last time Sup Forums has kept someone a virgin. Also at nearly 30 the white race could have forgiven you this one, should have done it.
>living on base
>nothing to do
>go home for Christmas
>go to my parents for new years
>they invite over neighbors that i haven't seen for years
>the girl, who was my childhood friend, was absolutely beautiful.
>she played bach on piano for me, and taught me scales
>i played guitar for her
>we made a fire in a pit in my backyard, and we just sat there staring at it for a while.
>i showed her my rifles, she asked to go hunting with me.
>at midnight, she kissed me on the cheek
>she refused to drink any alcohol all night.
Youre a pussy you should have fucked her
If you really think that, you're an idiot
Already fucking happened to me. I've been dating this girl for about a year now and she just revealed to me she's black. She lied, bleaching her skin and wears hair kits that are sewn into her real hair to make herself look more white.