Give me 4 good reasons you won't be going to the Appleby Fair 2017, Sup Forums

Give me 4 good reasons you won't be going to the Appleby Fair 2017, Sup Forums...

>pro tip: you can't

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what the fuck is this

Im ashamed.

Me and my traveler family will be there

We wuz brits n sheet

I want to go! What is this thicc celebration?

please tell me there are gypsies or something

damn bro the quality of your slags has been dropping like a rock

these slags are grimy

I'd fuck all of these girls without a second thought

>british women

2, 4. 1. 3

Far right is very fuckable

The twist is they're actually all virgins.

those are four pretty good reasons right there

Annual Gypo horse beating festival

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>mfw

They're Gypsies actually, most likely Irish. They always go to Appleby fair.

All that thick inbred genetics.
Mmmm mmm.
Just starving for muh black American seed.

You crazy pizza pasta fool.

1, 4, 3, 2.

Just realised they are standing in a graveyard...

[east-end cockney accent]
You slaagg
you sllaaaagg

YFW you've never been to Appleby

They're Irish.

God damn british genes

Dat Ass

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Holy shit that blonde kid looks like he stepped out of a comedy show.
I bet his name is Dougie
Listens to old gansta rap
Keeps sweets on his person at all times
Mostly something small and phallic like cadbury fingers.

I see that bait in the back there lad.

Are the Ir*sh even human?

Idk what that is but I want to pay her child support.

Better start collecting that scrap metal now.

Yes. What you're seeing here is Anglo Irish racemixing.
You should recognise it Oz.
We are the only reason you exist.

I was talking about the horses ass, Podesta

i actually have a fetish for ugly trashy slags as long as they aren't fat. i'd happily fuck either of these girls. i really need to get a plane ticket to england (or is it easier in scotland?). i love their shitty accent and that they all binge drink and smoke. it'd be a lot of fun.

YUK!

I understand why the English colonized half the world, I'd try to get away from this too.

Probably the only way i'll get laid in 2017

Alright then.
I will take this one for the team.

I was about to post this.

I'd fuck the two middle ones, but the rest look like the just gave up totally and my standards are pretty low. The two mongs with the umbrellas are just born ugly .
Fake tans are hideous fashion joke Jews have spread through MSM.

They're all skinny on the inside hue.

Doing gods work user

That's fucking pathetic Kevin, get it together man.

Look at them, atleast fly somewhere else in Europe and sleep with girls there, just talk posh English and you can fuck them all.

FANCY A SHAG, YOU CHEEKY WANKER?

No shit toothpastebro, anyone worth a damn fucked off to the colonies. Look at these "people" they're dregs. They somehow look inbred and mongrelized at the same time, it's paradoxical.

>just talk posh English and you can fuck them all.
Is there an analogous trigger for british slags? Do they like over-the-top cowboy accents or something?

because I'm no a pikey

I'll be at Cheltenham though :3

I want to see other anons claiming their gypsyfus

Someone has to do the dirty work. Why not Brazil.

Some of these teens look 50 already

>british "women"
I almost want to start making fun of brits for this but like

those poor fucks

>you can't
you literally can't. the gyppos will simply prevent and remove non gypsy's from the premises

Reminder that none of these are people

They are gypsies

Gypsies are not people

The two blondes are totally someone's mum.
I guarantee they have teenage sons.

>brits
they're gypsies, pikeys, scum.

You can't even touch my skill

Old man getting his stare on

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They are Irish Gypsies

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"Do me up the wrong 'un?! Fuck off You cheeky wanker!!!"

These are the most British looking females I've ever seen.

I'd totally smash the one on the far left. That little pudgy lil tummy hnnnnng

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I rehomed a horse who was removed from gypsies because he was in a sorry state. No doubt they'll be countless others at this "fair".

English chicks stories

Live near Amsterdam in a small village but I get invited to a party in Amsterdam
We go in, it's an English party oud as fuck techno, English chicks everywhere in short skirts, hairbuns on the top of their heads with an orange tan.
They're staring me up and down, after not even half an our they walk up to me and ask my number or just start bumping their ass into me, one of them even grabs my shoulder and then my neck, basically fighting over dick.
I feel pretty disoriented, not even the sluttiest Dutch girls will approach you, first step is always for guys.
It's not even that I'm the prettiest in there, English girls just want to go home with a dick, any dick.
Don't fuck any of them, just too damn slutty but I befriend a group.
Party ends, we all go to a park.
The minute we hit grass they snort ketamine, grab a bunch of the cheapest Dutch beer they could find and start rolling around in the grass being damn fucking loud.
Some of them are so drunk they pass out, none of their friends give a fuck because "He/she always does that, it'll be fine."

English people are notorious partygoers in Amsterdam, some of the new rules implemented are mostly to keep English people from wrecking the entire city.

At what point in time did the British lower classes diverge into a separate species from the upper and middle classes?

>prettiest

good thread

theyre not "lower class"

pikeys dont even fit into the class system
they are not even english they are pikeys

They dont work, they dont do schooling, all they do is fuck horses, smell bad, knick things and """""squat"""""

They're Irish traveller gypsies

Annoying thing is, most of these guys are rich as fuck. Pic related.

Bad English?

Polite reminder these are Irish Travellers, not many Roma Gypsies made it to the British isles so we have them instead.

I'd smash the one on the left desu

prettiest is typically a term used for girls, and brits get mad/confused when guys are refered to as pretty because it would imply that they're gay

if you call a guy pretty youre saying either that you, he, or both are likely gay

As a Man you should describe yourself as handsome.

Women are pretty.

You basically sounded like a little fuck boy ayyy lmao. Funny though

I didn't know English people have a distinction between the two, I'm not a homo.

You HAVE to marry one of these. Which do you chose?

>Abo Woman

>Gypsy Woman

>Jewess

I can't decide. I'm going with Jewess, but I'm not sure.

> first world

its the whole masculine/feminine thing with words

our language is so fucked anyway so it doesnt matter, people usually get the gist of what you're saying and/or will correct you
>turning down Jewbs
>turning down free money

they call it a horse fair but it's really a crime festival.

pretty can also mean 'fairly' or 'quite'

As in "that was pretty good", or "that was pretty shit"

Gypsy

At least you'll have 20 kids

I'm a total nigger. My penis became stiff and uncomfortable as it struggled to escape my pants.
I'd go just to plow all the chav pussy I could get into, especially the chubby ones.

Desu, we would need a coin toss for first turn on this.

Yeah. You ideally want to describe yourself as handsome / dashing / strutting / sly old foxy stoat / Minky musky sly old foxy foxy stoat. Things like that.