Germans will defend this

Germans will defend this....

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What the fuck

the fuck what

That's a fucking sausage in a toilet bowl. How the fuck -- no; WHY the fuck would ANYONE want to "defend" a fucking sausage in a toilet bowl? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is the hole in the front? The asshole is in the back not the front

French will defend this.

Why are Europeans so behind the world in shitting?

Barely better than idea LMAO

fucking krauts.

>India

A Frenchman would wrap a soupeur round that

German toilets are weird. I assume this is partially responsible for germans fetish of being shit on, literally and metaphorically. They're raised with the smell of shit all around them

>German engineering

Cucked germans can't even design a good toilet, never mind their shit tanks

>Precise shitting

Is that some american hipster restaurant or smt?

These kind of toilets are used in almost entire europe, thank fuck i dont live in one of those backwards shit countries

I rather have one of these tbqh

you are supposed to sit the other way around, read: the right way.
>american education

Am i he only one who doesnt get what OP means?

lol if you dont check your poops for size and quality. next you'll yell me you dont sniff your farts either

They don't exist here in switzerland. Those are some fucking mong retard toilets.

I'll never understand toilets like this. I saw them traveling sometimes. The whole point of having water in the bowl is so it suppresses the smell somewhat. When you just crap onto this shelf thing there is no smell mitigation at all.

>Why are Europeans so behind the world in shitting?
t. shart in mart

If you flush before you stand does your poo touch your dick

It's part of the German mentality. The back part is flat so your shit stays there so you can smell it. Of course all Germans smell and inspect their shits every time because they are thorough and nothing is allowed to get past them. Only people with this kind of mentality can facilitate a Holocaust.

No they're not lol i've never seen anything like that in my entire life

the fuck? Who the fuck designed it? A literal retard?

Please dont tell me you all use the toilet like pic related..

Jesus, you guys must be really mad to spend your free time being angry at other nations that much. At least show some effort and don't make up stuff a 12 year old can prove wrong.

feels good to be American

How the fuck are you supposed to use this without shitting all over your feet if you have diarrea?

You're supposed to chew it up before you swallow it

How the fuck am I supposed to read the paper on that?

t. Pajeet von Delhi

Makes sense. Germans love scat

Haha. You don't shit like pic related to work out your core.

Exactly. German autism is a well documented phenomenon.

You guys are kidding, right?

I would have defended this. Nobody throws sausages in the toilet under my watch!

Mart shitting is art shitting, you waterless, uncultured swine.

>The back part is flat so your shit stays there so you can smell it. Of course all Germans smell and inspect their shits every time because they are thorough and nothing is allowed to get past them. Only people with this kind of mentality can facilitate a Holocaust.
Why is it always americans writing and making up the most disgusting shit about nigger dicks and literal crap?

thats a hospital toilet

That's to make it easier to examine the shit.
Much easier to take a clear photo when you wanna brag about a really big one.

use the street in case of diarhea

Thats a female pissoir you dumbshit

This is what I saw all around the city in public restrooms when I lived in Tokyo.

Not sure which way you're supposed to squat down.

I have never seen this toilet in germany, but saw one or two in poland

its gross but its benefitial to the health overall
stool tels you quite a bit if you know

He didn't say anything about nigger dicks, must've been your own imagination.

how else are you supposed to use the arm rest?

About what, burger?

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It was originally said by a European.

You can piss without shitting?

>Poo-shelf toilet.

It's so Germans can inspect their shit and recycle any undigested corn before flushing.

Remember how butthurt sharts got about this? Good times

>Why is it always americans writing and making up the most disgusting shit about nigger dicks and literal crap?

t. The country that invented scat porn

not to get too autistic, but i dont think the purpose of the water is smell suppression. If you have ever noticed when you've pooped in a toilet with low water, it streaks the ever living fuck out of it. Really browns the surface up. It's always super embarassing and I have to use those dumb toilet brushes to remove the residue.

Pretty sure it exists to help transport the wastes and prevent contact with the surfaces.

"Please select shitting difficulty"

>pro

t. the country that invented cuck porn

>nigger dicks
that must have been some Freudian slip there because that post had nothing to do with nigger dicks.

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All you need to know in one video.

What's wrong with those toilets? Many old houses have them and I like it. The purpose is that the water doesn't splashes at your butt while pooping.

Delete this

I have one of those and I like them tbqh

>you're doing it wrong

too narrow

>It's always super embarassing and I have to use those dumb toilet brushes to remove the residue.

... You don't use product and brush every time you poop?

Barbaric...

Why would you spread your legs out to sit down (hardly seems like there's any feet room in OP's pic), piss where it's all going to spray back on you, and shit that close to the edge where to could fall out?

>Shakespeare

We invented cuck porn?

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Yeah

I was obviously referring to other posts like
>LMAO europe is cucked enjoy BBC refugee dick xD
It probably turns them on, not surprised though since most americans are brown mixures of mexicans/niggers and whites anyway.

Are you launching torpedos out of your asshole? You should see a proctologist.

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*sniff* but you must here make things much more radical *snifffff*

Australians will defend this