Why aren't you bald? Why don't you have a strong beard? Why do you hate being alpha?

Why aren't you bald? Why don't you have a strong beard? Why do you hate being alpha?

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>"Men with shaved heads were rated as more dominant."

>"Men whose hair was digitally removed were perceived as more dominant, taller, and stronger than their authentic selves."

>"Men experiencing natural hair loss may improve their interpersonal standing by shaving."

>his hair went to his face

>the hair on his ass is longer than on his head

I shave my ass, back, and upper arms

Maybe my balls once a month

unless he shaves his ass

you need a good skull shape to pull off baldness.

my skull is asymmetrical, lumpy, and full of dents.

having such shitty genes you can't even grow hair on your heard is considered alpha now? gtfo OP.

>It's not all good news, though: Mannes also discovered that while men with shaved heads are seen as more dominant, they're also perceived as looking four years older than guys with hair. Not only that, but the bald dudes are found to be less attractive.

iktfb

Look at this manly man.

Enjoy your ingrown hairs, homo.

>Why aren't you bald?

Don't have shit genetics.

I look like this

People say here that only cholos don't get bald or gray hair

>anime t-shirt
>alpha

Anime is Sup Forums approved

youtube.com/watch?v=qA3oPpH7KVg

If his own hairs couldn't trust him and left him, how could I trust a baldy?

>can't grow facial hair
>think I might be going bald

Welp 1/2 ain't bad. ;_;

>alpha male
>zero fucking arm hair
An absence of body hair is an absence of neanderthal DNA. Get fucked homoshitskinapien.

no weeb. grow up.

I would kill myself if I was both bald and couldnt grow a good beard

Fine line between alpha and pedophile

It really isn't.

>bald
>dominant

love his music

youtube.com/watch?v=eU5y-gsKRaw

>genetics that make you appear more manly and dominant
>shitty

>b-but I have hair like a movie star!
fag

Been shaving for years. Now I've got two of some kind of weird growths that make my head all lumpy.

Scheduling a dermatologist appt is on my list for 2017. Tired of wearing hats.

>inb4 tumors

Why were so many Vikings bald?

Same. Fucking sucks. If I shave my head I look like

Tfwtoointelligent.JPEG

This

I prefer masculine traits even if it means I dont look like some fuccboi idol twink

Pretty sure they weren't but ok

t. balding/shit facial hair master race

"appear more dominant"
Moby as is appears more dominant than Moby would if he had hair.
He looks like a dorky man, rather than a dorky kid if he had hair.

Hey, YOU!

Are you a CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL?
Do you ever feel INSECURE?
Have you NOT ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING, but want to seem like a badass?

Well, there's hope for you yet!

Just SHAVE YOUR HEAD and GROW A BEARD!

Millions of scientists and women's magazine editors agree that beards help men hide their weak chins, and bald heads make them seem like they don't care about how they look, even though they went to painstaking lengths to alter their appearances!

It's incredible!

We even got Anthony Burch to do exactly that, and now he only gets cucked once a week as opposed to twice a day!

Do it now, now, now!

[This message paid for by the Nu-Pol Faggot Commission.]

You can keep from going bald with finasteride+minoxodil or you can just shave. It really depends on how much your hair means to you. I can't grow a beard and my head is too big to shave without looking like Moby so I'm protecting my hair

It's a genetic trait carried by the Polish, Finns and Brits mostly.

1) Hair looks better on me, even planning transplants when going bald.

2) I don't want to signal dominance, I want to be dominant.

youtube.com/watch?v=LFDpZWGlaTs

Because lots of Scandinavians lose their hair

I just bought new razor refills to shave my alpha head.

They weren't, some shaved their heads.

But that's exactly how I look like.

LOL look at those bitch arms. What a faggot. I guarantee you he's sucked some dicks.

I am anglo so that explains it

Anglos are best

Outright lie, every Scandinavian has perfect hair thickness.

No Leaf could ever look that based.

Dominance < attractiveness

I will say that Scandinavians do have the most aesthetic faces. I'm half Swedish so I got a pretty good jawline out of the equation but my hair started to thin 2 years ago. Now on finasteride making good progress

Because I have this unfortunate looking shit going on if I ever shave my head.

Luckily, I don't seem close to balding and I have a lovely beard.

sunlight wasnt strong in the north.. the skin needs the sun so losing hair to gain nurtion was gud. also reason why white people exist.

>the fairytales baldlets tell themselves before they go to sleep

PATHETIC

I didn't say it was bad, European men lose their hair considerably more than frequently than people ofrom other nations. Look it up, I assume it's because of colder climates and the body needing more surface area to absorb vitamin d or something.

T. scandinavian American with receding hairline

Jesus fuck that's horrible.

Beard + buzz cut is and always has been GOAT. Only, only, if you were blessed with good facial aesthetic. Peopke like look weak and beta regardless of hair. Look at his weak ass jaw.

shieet i got that too. excess scalp fat and skin folds

Needs some more details on that combo. Can't find anything.

being bald and ripped is the ultimate final tier of alpha superiority

>tfw too intelligent to shave

It looks like your head is put together by turds.

Turd head.

You need to exercise and let your metabolism eat all those lard patches up.

you can get finasteride prescribed by a doctor, cut the pills into 1/4s and take a 1/4th a day. Apply 5% minox to your hairline or wherever the trouble zone is twice a day. Has worked for me for 2 years. You can get minoxdil at walgreens but you need finasteride prescribed

Stop.

1. I have a full head of luxurious hair and enjoy possessing it.
2. I stopped growing beards once the faggot betas decided they were "cool" some years ago
3. Stop falling for the meme that looking like a bald vagrant makes you tough.

T. Manlet

>88

Is your mom a Chinese Shar-Pei?

Hair is a liability in hand-to-hand combat.

Bitchin, thanks. What about minoxidil by it self?

baldlets xD HAHHAHAHA

Looks like Justin Truderp

Thats pretty beta when you let beta's push you away from the way you want to look.

Helps but not amazing

>Because I've got plenty of hair and I'll have plenty of time later in my life to be bald
>Because I can't grow one and I don't think I'll ever be able to

>it's another episode of "lies bald men tell themselves so they can feel better about their cursed existence"

You have to be extremely aesthetic to pull off a bald/shaved look.
Pic related is shaved head dominant masculine aesthetic master race.

minox by itself only helps regrowing hair, it doesnt stop the DHT buildup that causes hairloss like finasteride. You have to use both for it to be effective

Mixed races tend to lose their hair more often, thus you being an American of (most likely) mixed origin is why that's happening to you.

There are no bald people here.

It's Ragnar from Vikings retard lol

Yeah man, it sucks.

I'd rather be balding.

Luckily, mine is mild. It'll stay hidden as long as I don't go bald.

;_;

It's skin, not fat.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutis_verticis_gyrata

have you come out the closet already?

I'm only 25 I don't have to look for tiny ways to be more dominant, I have to look for huge ways lol. Maybe in 10 years. I did it once I loved it. I like having hair.

He should do a DNA test video.

Honestly if my hair ever started to go and I got bald spots I'd just shave it all off.

Men go bald
Women do not
Thus, balding is a masculine trait.
Hair softens the face.
Women without hair do not look as feminine.
Men with hair do not look as masculine.

Hair fags are kidding themselves if they think they look as manly with hair as they would without it.
This delusion is just a front so they can fit in to our feminized society without feeling as if they are being figuratively castrated.
Television and films have manipulated you into thinking hair looks better, and perhaps it does, because our idea of "looking good" is a feminine idea. Women are better looking than men, so looking more like a woman makes us look better right?
Women don't agree, they want a man that looks like a man.

Looks like a cancer patient

looks more like caitlyn jenner without the wig

I know, dipshit, I said he resembles weedman

Bald men are ugly.
Bearded men are ugly.

Suck my dick you fucking faggots.

>Only, only, if you were blessed with good facial aesthetic

If you're born with great facial attributes, it doesn't matter whether or not you have facial hair, you dipshit.

Thanks anons.

How can you be 'perceived' taller? Dont you actually look shorter when you shave that 1-2 inch of hair on the top of your head?

This reads like a bald man who grew ever frustrated he has a shit hairline so he found some studies to assure himself he's got pussy on lockdown

Can tell you're probably some insecure Southern European Trash mix.

How does it feel to be eternally 12?

Are you overweight or have ever been overweight? If yes it's fat deposits.

This. Fuck my doctor pulling me out with metal clamps

Not only that but you have faglords who insist that anyone with a beard is a nu-male, even if culturally you're the oddball if you DON'T have a beard.

t. bible belt US

Men get killed in war
Women dont
Therefore getting killed in war is a masculine trait

>Hair softens the face
This is true. Whenever I get a haircut and shave I look noticeably more masculine

Cuz not all of us are balding my friend

>faggot calling others faggots