"Hey puto, give me your Southwestern states and no one gets hurt."

>"Hey puto, give me your Southwestern states and no one gets hurt."

Suck it, beaner

Cool story babe, now make me a burito

>I can't get a Spanish GF: The Post

I'll give you California but we will be moving every Hispanic in the United States there upon Mexico's acquisition.

>Posting a literally shit-tier latina with clown tier makeup skills
Gross

punch her in the clit, that usually works for me

Only if you sit on my face

enjoy your STDs

Why are brown people always so terrible?

I want her to cum in here country illegally if you know what I mean.

Deal, but no bean beans can ever enter the US ever again.

You never saw the episode where she takes a piss in a large Tupperware container while locked inside a Walmart in front of her friends, did you?

This.

just like the color of our skin, we are shit

I fucken' knew it!

I feel so bad for mexicants honestly.

Think about it, the most adventurous, brave, hard working men boarded ships from Spain with no women and when they arrived on this new land they took wives from the locals. Fast forward a few hundred years and mexico is now a population of lazy fat leathery skinned cows or murderous drug dealers that mutilate their enemies in the same ways their distant savage ancestors would.

If Mexico had the same policies against miscegenation the US traditionally had Mexico, and the rest of South America for that matter, would be much better countries and breadbaskets of the world.

Instead it's filled with ambitionless brown people who want to run to the US and shit out kids for welfare money.

Why is she calling me Pluto? I ain't no fucking dog lol

JIMMY!!!!

She's going to need a few flags to burn too.

Ill give you the D and we will call it even ok

Pluto is a planet my leafy friend

ÅKESSON!

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If I took that bandanna would you die?

Pluto is not a planet you scientifically illiterate fuck

>Drug cartels
>Incredible amount of corruption
>Very high crime rates
Unless you are stalin that shit is not going to blend well.

It has five moons and is there for a planet

But what does it matter, you and I will never step foot on it

>Implying fulfilling my pissing fetish will warrant shitty makeup
I got standards user.

So anything that has satellites around it is a planet?

>Implying five moons mean shit
Nah Pluto is just like your life user.
It was orginally worth living but now after a some years, we had to revaluate.

LOL

what you gonna take them with, you're shitty hand me down shotguns from the 70's? you got btfo in the mexican american war, they belong to us now, no use crying over spilt beans.

I'd love to get into a dangerous affair with her.
A hardboiled cop and a gangbanging puta.

Why doesn't Sup Forums write trashy romance novels?

What is the furthest distance you've traveled from planet Earth?

Because if you haven't even been past Mars I don't care what you think you know is correct

ok

but only the women can come, the men have to go back

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It would be extremly painful

For me

we wont even give you san diego

Oh my. You're too much.

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Bonita, let me motorboat those melones.

Not getting a chola prego. Just give in white bois

I'll give them back as soon as you give back Mexico to Spain.

it's
the
nutshack

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if by southwestern states you mean dick in your ass