ITT: We write Trump's inaugural address, two words at a time

ITT: We write Trump's inaugural address, two words at a time.

>I am

You're Fired

Mike pence

The best

sucked

niggers steal

alec baldwin

wrong. china

Fuck Chyna

kawaii waifus

UNDER BUDGET

we have the best salad

will rule

Literally the only thing I want to hear at this point

WRONG

Africa forever

BIG DON

Low energy

Solidus did nothing wrong

spread love

walnut sauce

shekels

rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz degenerate

HUGE bankruptcies,

Eliminate Islam

Failing casinos

won bigly

Jen Bush

HEIL JEB

Isa mess

Whiny bitch

Hey Michael, Vsauce here.

Can you really define White people? I mean, just because you have black or brown skin doesn't exclude you from being white. Argentinians are white, but they're dirt too.
Whiteness is a mindset. You know what's cool about mindsets?

Marbles.
Marbles were invented by J.T. Marbles in 1822. He had a wife, Taylor Swift, that really put the "ASS" in "Assistant Manager at a Linen Store who cheated on her husband with slaASSves"

You know what J.T. Marbles' wife had in common with white people? Besides having fair skin, she also had a hole in her eye which researchers now know as an iris. Like Irish. But like Irish Women.

Researchers also found out...

Researches also found out the oldest man who ever lived was white. He was a white slave. But he wasn't a slave to a person, he was a slave to...

Viagra. Men's viagra. He had a complicated medical issue that meant he couldn't get erect without help. You know who else can't get erect without medical help?

Your mother. And if you don't reply to this post she will die in her sleep tonight.

A good goy

Hitler did