A 37-year-old man says he was banned from a Starbucks in Washington state after asking a 16-year-old barista out to dinner, CBS Spokane affiliate KREM reports.
“I know the female Starbucks barista was of legal age to date,” the man said. “I broke no laws. I merely took a chance with my heart. I’m tired of hearing the word ‘creep’ as any black person or gay person is tired of hearing certain words. I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love.”
Check out his 2 facebook pages. He is a loony. His name is Lucas Werner
I just order a black dark roast most mornings. There's a better small coffee shop but the weather is too frigid to go there.
Eli Gonzalez
You left out the part where he's an athiest Bernie bro living on food stamps.
Also the "innocent note" was him ranting about how he wanted to impregnate her.
Colton Nelson
Why do Americans continue to suppress natural male sexuality?
Noah Adams
>Werner Sounds familiar
Owen Perez
The shit this guy posts.
Jose Wilson
>worked at Starbucks for over a year >young male >actually straight too
I've been in the exact same situation with an older woman as well. She sent me a friend request on fb, harassed me about accepting it every day for about a week, finally gave up. It was really weird and my co-workers called me the gilf master.
Nathan Baker
Is this guy like half-pahjeet?
Cameron Cruz
I had worked at sbux before and boy, every girl gets hit on by creepy old guys all the time, we had this sri Lankan girl with a tight round ass and old men would try to hit on her everyday.
Michael Gutierrez
>agephobe Oh fuck me this can't be a thing
Connor Reyes
Was she white, with bad makeup and blonde hair? bonus creep points for bad plastic surgery
Daniel Anderson
liberals are agephobic against gap love.
Isaiah Bell
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Angel Morales
This shit is fucking golden.
Blake Cruz
> I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love Yeah so he was a creep. He had a fetish that he was heavily focused on and was targeting this girl. People like this (and the sjw types who then try and set insane rules for everyone) ruin genuine moments of spontaneity for everyone else.
Noah Wilson
He compares his plight to bang 15/16 year olds by comparing himself to the niggers and gays.
Owen Diaz
This is not news worthy just sad
Jacob Evans
Some girls look older so it could just be an honest mistake, though in this man's case he sounds like he knew she was young. I feel weird hitting on 18 year old girls, like they're still mentally young and wouldn't relate at all.
Lucas Bennett
>white >bad makeup >brown hair
No plastic surgery; just ugly.
Levi Morris
Well of course he supports Bernie. You seems like the /r9k/ type too
Dominic Wright
>washington ignored Everyone i've met from Washington/Oregon has been a complete and utter fuckhead. Totally enclosed in their own head; imagine California narcissism with midwest social skills and you've got your average pacnorthwesterner. The Ego of the west coast with the autism of Nebraska.
Gavin Cox
under 18 in the US under federal law makes her a child and him a pedophile. I dont know why he wasnt arrested if he tried that online he would be arrested.
THIS FUCKING BABY RAPER SHOULD DIE! I am in Anonymous and we take down sick fucks like this everyday.
Brayden Bell
>White people
Jesuschrist I take being a spic over being on the same group than one of these.
Ethan Barnes
federal law only dictates sexual shit online, it's cp if they're not 18 by federal standards
age of consent is 16 in most states
Xavier Evans
that sick fucking pedo should be in jail not walking the streets.
Parker Sullivan
been friends with him on fb for a while hes like chris chan if his parents didnt spoil him with sonic and lego shit
Carter Myers
yea its sexual to try and seduce a child online, just talking to one lands you a federal sentence theres tons of charges from child endangerment, to attempted kidnapping, to luring a child, the list goes on and on you fucking pedo sympathizer.
Bentley Scott
You can legally have sex with a 12 year old in your country.
Ryder Torres
fucking pedo nation. fuck off baby raper out of this thread.
Matthew Campbell
>I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love.
Creep confirmed.
Levi Carter
he's literally right though by libshit ideology.
they can't debate this.
Noah Long
>hes like chris chan Could we get him to cut a hole in his taint?
Christopher Clark
Why would you ever want to date a teenager
Josiah Hughes
>all those likes and shares
Aiden White
>I need a mature woman for a mature gentleman like myself.
Luke Evans
>asking underage girls out in America
Julian Taylor
You are just jelly that I can legally fuck lolis and get away with killing their parents with no legal consequences.
You are on the wrong side of the wall senpai.
Dylan Lopez
I think I know.
You must be such a high level beta male cuck that you are only able to feel man enough with a 16 year old.
Matthew Ortiz
No i just prefer not listening about how many likes her food got on Instagram or being in retarded snap stories.
If they're virgins, the sex is always bad. If they're sluts at 18 they're useless.
Hudson Lopez
>You are just jelly that I can legally fuck lolis
Kek. Nice one Pedro.
I fuck beaner lolis all the time. It's not like one of you can legally prove your age.
Connor Gray
The guy's spent time in jail for domestic abuse against an older girlfriend. He's just a creep who tries to logic his weird tendencies away with "muh genes!" He seriously compares his sperm to wine and cheese.
Connor Adams
Kek
John Lewis
Bingo. I'm 26 and in the past year I've dated an 18 year old and a 19 year old. >discussions were unfulfilling >connection was crap >they were shit poor students, so everything had to be on my dime >both were virgins when we started, sex improved with first; second didn't--kissed like a dead fish as well I even remember one of their not close friends asking if we were still dating because I never snapped about us, ffs. It was worth it though. Turned one of them from a good christian virgin into a slut that likes to be choked while you jackhammer her, and pull on her hair from behind; proud of my work.
doesnt want to think about the 80k niggerdicks she sucked in college "finding herself" im sure
Levi Richardson
>tfw you were born a man and will never get his telomeres or ebt card
Andrew Anderson
so hes actually insane
Jonathan Anderson
I thought you had to be a Hapa.
Justin Jackson
dumb but tight pussy, easy to manipulate.
Caleb Green
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Juan Thomas
Holy shit this is terrible
Cameron Myers
Yeah, checked. This guy is going to be on the news someday for sure.
Adrian Cooper
bad one
Ryder James
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Xavier Hughes
You're leaving out the part where it's only creepy if the girl doesn't want to fuck them. Baristas basically have their pick of whoever they want to fuck from among their customers.
Trust me, I know. I worked retail, and even as I guy I got hit on pretty frequently.
This shit isn't ageism. The dude got banned cause he has no game.
Hey now most of the northwest outside of seattle, Tacoma, and Portland is pretty based. We are r9k-level autists though for sure.
Blake Morales
>“I broke no laws. I merely took a chance with my heart."
Ah, the poor guy's probably just a hapless dope who doesn't know any better---
>"Why do I feel this need to be inside you?"
...oh for fuck's sake.
Angel Taylor
>fuck like moose full rut
Levi Sanders
>comparing casual hook ups to this creep
there there Lucas, you can always hire hookers.
Jason Kelly
go back to Tumblr, faggot.
Nathan Hall
Did Daddy rape you? does that explain why you're such an insufferable little shit?
Thomas Phillips
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Ayden Brooks
Hey. when I was 22 I drove several 17 year olds across state lines so we could all get to work together.
No one gave a shit.
How bout you just admit you're a closeted pedophile and kill yourself?
Sebastian Lewis
>I broke no laws. I merely took a chance with my heart Oh, I bet he's just a lonely guy who wanted to- >mfw reading the rest of this thread >all those public Facebook posts Can't wait to see what happens when that guy snaps.
Ryder Powell
Date? Absolutely not ever. Fuck? God yes. Tight pussy that's always ready to go.
Jason Turner
Who the fuck are these people? the guy with the camera actually makes me sympathetic to Werner.
Christian Gutierrez
don't need to. I picked op one of the 17 yos that hit on me, and made her my fuck buddy for awhile.
Bitches pay for me on dates, son.
Owen Baker
I bet he's just some lonely permavirgin who is harmle- >crikey I need to smash ya cunt, cunt Ok maybe not.
Christian Davis
his fetish is fucking teens, nothing wrong with that, I just think he's going about it in the wrong way. Although the way I can fathom him getting any pussy from them is to go to prostitutes. He's a sad excuse of a man to be entitled to young pussy. Young puss is in demand, get in line asshole and you're last.
Jacob Cox
He sounds like he visits certain Sup Forums boards.
Leo Hughes
>Unironically trying to communicate your opinions through shit memes.
Wew.
Juan Reed
>his fetish is fucking teens, nothing wrong with that
Samuel Jenkins
we need to find a girl under 26 in the spokane area to ask him to do it in exchange for a lusty rendezvous at red robin
Grayson Jones
> moose full rut i literally lol'd pretty sure this guy is a canadian in the closet
Cameron Taylor
hes not a pedo. he's not into PREpubescent girls, just pubescent girls. it's actually 100% normal. the rest of us just control our urges more.
Julian Gray
arent most prostitutes under 26?
why doesnt he just bang a hooker?
Hudson Bennett
strong post.
it just got 10 feet higher tho
James Anderson
He's sent pictures of his cock to underage girls. He also tries to fuck 15 year olds in states where the age of consent is 18. The guy is genuinely mentally ill, his wanting to fuck teens is just a small part of it.
Xavier Mitchell
poor girl. They didn't teach you this shit in school.
Noah Torres
You mean it just got 10 years older.
Henry Martinez
All of those are above teens. Also attractiveness isn't everything.
Caleb Richardson
oh god
Xavier Hernandez
>Also attractiveness isn't everything.
Tits or GTFO.
Ayden Cruz
Why do you think that I'm a woman? I mean you can see my man tits if you really want to, but that's pretty gay dude.
Noah Gomez
check your telemerase privilage
Nathaniel Howard
>Why do you think that I'm a woman?
Because you rationalize like a broad.
All other things being equal, EVERY man would prefer to fuck his wife when she was 16 than when she was 36.
Now, post the roast.
Henry Moore
Even though this may be true with most men, it isn't true with that guy. He was a Sanders cuck
Isaac Morris
>a CWC is in danger >a potential replacement is revealed
Nathan Reed
Why would you not? I'm 42 and your average 30+ woman is an emotional teenager with enough emotional baggage to sink the titanic and a more or less collapsed body.
You're going to have to deal with the mentality anyway so why not get the fresh, tight and clean 18yo body to go along with it?
Fucked a brains out of a 19yo trust fund kid in vegas a few times and dated a 21yo at 40. Older women can be worth it *if* they've genuinely matured.. good luck with that.
Hunter Russell
damn this guy is from my home town
Jason Johnson
That is because you're a cuck who has no idea how these things are supposed to work. Newsflash.. THE GIRLS ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR EQUAL.. and definitely not at the beginning of a relationship.
>muh "OMG what do you even talk about"
The shit you're supposed to be teaching her, that's what. You don't find yourself a decent woman, you make yourself one... (or not, in your case).
Andrew Powell
I am a non gay male who once worked at Starbucks for a summer (sadly a true story.) People hit on the female baristas all the fucking time.
5+ people per shift per barista at least and most are late 20s-early 40s. It's very rare for someone to be dangerous like this guy was. It's mainly just spergs and people in unhappy marriages. This guy belongs in the loony bin.
Charles Carter
>Although the way I can fathom him getting any pussy from them is to go to prostitutes.
Keyrist.. just walk past one of the local "colleges" (16-18yo's, legal here) with a cute little dog at closing time. They'll be all over you.. and one or two will naturally want to take things further. Then you show up once or twice a week.. not too much.. do a little flirting etc. the only "trick" is not acting like a starving sex vampire the moment the first one bats their eyes and giggles at you.
This shit worked for me at 38 with grey on the sides and I didn't even try.. just happened to be out with a little chocolate poodle when the local school got out.
Ryder King
>fuck like moose full rut
Dominic Bailey
>"It's been 5 years since I've had sex" >"Why do I feel this need to be inside you"
