INDIAN SHIT IS WASHING UP ON MY BEACH

what the actual fuck? i cant even fucking SWIM because of you shitskins
>SWIMMERS are being warned of gastro risk at Melbourne beaches because recent heavy storms have washed poo into Port Phillip Bay.

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>poodownunda
at least you guys have some nice curry flavoured fertilizer!

POO IN LOO AUSTRALIA

for the love of god PLEASE ! PLEASE let that be seaweed and not poo

Is this an offense worthy of retaliation?

Fucking glass those shitters.

I'm serious.

Bury your shit. Cats are more evolved than you pooniggers

Fucking gross

just wait till you get poo tourism,they will be shitting directly on your beautiful beaches

Post shit get shit

The radiation would create sentient self replicating poo monster that would take the world

Wow and I thought we had shitty beaches

my favorite post of the day

See americans, now this is force projection, all the aircraft carriers in the world won't mean a thing if the country your fighting can unlease a fucking poonami

>Dear 'Ndia,
>Get yer fosters off of me beechabong or I'll grab me didgeridingo and waltz matilda straight up yer budgy smugglers.
>Fuck off,
>Straya


>PS something something kangaroo

I don't think they'd understand a warning, so it may be the only option.

POO IN ROO

Looks like poo m8

Why is this the Indian's fault?

Melbourne is literally drowning in their own shit.

Combine that with the storms and you've got God sending you a message: you're all a bunch of commie cucks and your nation hates you. Now drown in your own shit.

POOMERANG IN LOOMERANG

D (Designated) - Day Invasion.

>POO IN ROO
It's pronounced "POO IN LOO".

L. R.

Lih...Rih...different sounds Deng.

Day of the rake has begun
FEAR US POL WE HAVE CLAIMED OUR FIRST COUNTRY

Have you guys ever been to Melbourne to before lol? How exactly is this the fault of curries? Shit can't exactly flow all the way to Australia you dumb fucking 'roo.

God damn Australians are stupid fuckers. Melbourne is incapable of cleaning up its own shit, it's Australians who are drowning in their own shit.

Thick fucking convict.

kek

DAY OF THE LOO WHEN

Take THAT Melbourne you fucks!

How do you feel about we Indian COLONising you after the EMUS?

Kek. Good one.

All you beach faggots are doomed.

>kiwi humour
Can your stupid island please fuck off somewhere else

My fucking sides

Tfw east coast...

pOO IN LOO

youtu.be/iXG9cM5QxgU

Kek.

india btfo
superpower will get avenge this in 2020

God I love Sup Forums.

Is that a fucking bus with wings

Now you can only swim at desiginated beaches

>Indian poo is imported to Australia
>Australians use to poo to shit post

wow, really fired my neurons

Kankervies

>insert obligatory poo map and the tidal poo rivers

Now this is shitposting.

We're going to build a Wall folks.
And Melbourne is going to pay for it.

Looks like Straya's getting some of our world famous (yet uncommon) red tide!

>FLORIDA DICK'D

The life cycle is complete

>COLONise

kek'd

lmao

You pajeets are such a meme that I can't tell whether that's a shit-post or an attempt at a serious message

The Negroid space agency is trying to get off the ground

Underrated

...

We will fight on the beaches!

>Strayans shit up the internet
>their beaches get shit up in return
That's karma, mate

>India commits a terrorist act against Australia with use of biological weapon
Finally a reason to kick these shitters out of BRICS

We are the reason BRICS exist and your country ins't being sold on ebay.

>Brazil
>Russia
>India
>China
>South Africa

You're the only halfway decent country in the group, lad.

We are the reason chinks still didn't obliterate your shithole of a country
Fucking turd golem

nice shopp.

Also
There are literaly waves of shit coming from india, and this is jut january of 2017.

>halfway decent
Their economy is reeking of shit, we were the only reason their Defense Industry was booming and now that India is moving towards more Westernized weapons, no wonder they are near abandoning their plans like Stealth Fighters.

They tried sucking Paki dick, but Pakistan wants their weapons like it gets yours (Only wanting to pay 30% of the cost). China wants step into big defense games themselves so their sales are dipping year by year.

Also they sell their oil and gas fields to us Indians and Chinese so we can operate them and use the product.

>We are the reason chinks still didn't obliterate your shithole of a country
And we provide you shekels for that by keeping your oil and gas industries alive and still buying your weapons.

>India is moving towards more Westernized weapons
In other words building catapults to throw shit like the apes you are

This is why.

You are so desperate that you even lend your nuclear submarines to us, this is the level of Russian desperation for our money.

>and still buying your weapons
Because you're too retarded to make your own

We are making our own, and when we are finished you will have basically 0 big buyers of Russian Arms.

that's a lot of poos per minute

This is your own fault. keep posting that tsunami map calling it a poo map and this is what you get. meme magic at work
kek-u-akbar

another reason to go in new caledonia instead of australia

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>Pooing into loo
MFW when transcontinental poo

audible kek

In finding Nemo they did say all flushed toilets lead to Australia

>In finding Nemo they did say all flushed toilets lead to Australia
If that's true, they should thank us for not pooing in loo.

>Feces Concentration (PPM)
my sides are in orbit

10/10

Pajeet is a pretty cool guy for once.

Doo-Doo Day

Bogan criminal filth btfo

PAJEET PEOPLE DO SOMETHING

Never Forget, We beat you like an egg.

You will shite all over the beaches

Accept a Dominion Under India or This will continue.

>Their economy is reeking of shit
Your whole country and all the pajeets that inhabit it reek of shit.

So does your Dollars doesn't mean they don't matter.

>living anywhere near the ocean

that graph has something to do with some tsunami. Unfortunately probably accurate for poo displacement anyway.

тaк eгo бpaтaн a тo зaeбaли cpaть гдe пoпaлo

YOU WERE THEIR EMPERORS, THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

POOOOOO ON THE WATERRRR

DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN DUN

DUN DUN

>PAJEET PEOPLE DO SOMETHING

don't you mean stop doing something. They're dooing plenty.

>bbc.com/news/world-australia-38487980
>it's fucking real

2017 and india is a superpower early.

fuck off straya's full (of shit)

What does that even mean? hate to break it to you Pajeet, but people in civilized countries don't wipe their asses with money. We have an amazing invention called toilet paper. You probably don't understand because you have yet to invent the toilet, but hopefully one day Indian intellectuals will realize the potential of sanitization

Jesus fucking CHRIST. USE A SHOVEL, YOU ANIMALS!
THE OCEAN IS LIKE THE PUBLIC POOL AND YOU'RE THE KID THAT FUCKING FORCES EVERYONE ELSE OUT OF THE POOL FOR LIKE 2 HOURS!

>2017
>still falling for the porcelain jew

kek straya would get eternally BTFO. india has nuclear weapons and straya doesn't

Deep poo.

>THE AGE OF THE WAGON WHEEL HAS BEGUN

PIC RELATED SOON

>SOON
>O
>O
>N

Is this retaliation for being forever memed into oblivion?

You go too far India!

You mean that's not a giant, blue anus?

I admit, I've yet to take the brown pill

PAJEEEEEEET
MUH
SON
YOU
HAVE
FINALLY
MADE
ME
PROUD

Agreed