Be american

>be american
>get shot

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This happens every time I go outside and it's a real problem.

>be indian
>nothing I could write here would be worse then just being indian

>Be Indian
>Be a lazy scumbag piece of shit who's always trying to scam people
>Be the most perverted race of men on the planet
>Refuse to shit in toilets
>Bathe in rivers of shit
>Drink cow urine because I think it cures certain ailments
>Spit on other Indians because you know, that's our thing

I hate Indians down to the core. They're the scummiest group of people on the planet. India is the literal asshole of the Earth and you don't know how fucking useless Indians are until you're put in a position of management over them.

The reason shit never gets done in India is because they work when they want and on what they want. If they get bored, they leave the office and there's no telling if they'll come back. If they don't like the task, they'll just simply not do it.

Indians are fucking morons and always trying to scam people out of money. Fuck Indians and I hope you're gutted like a fish. All of you.

>be indian
>get shat

>be indian
>Go to near internet cafe with a great Sup Forums post
>pay banjeet for 10 minutes of internet use
>decide to poo in the loo before i use precious interwebs
>come back
>banjeet says "your time is up"
>banjeet has lied to me
>go to his home and use his laptop
>take shit on his bed to disgrace him

just watch as they try to justify this

i am now colonizing your thread you silly poo in loo

>Take a shit on his bed to disgrace him.

You don't understand Indian culture, that is the highest honor.

hello my name is rajit welcome to 7/11

>be european
>get trucked

>be indian
>accidentally eat shit because you think it's curry
>get fed shit in hospital by accident because they think it's curry

>be british
>drop sandwitch
>put in prison
>die

So let me get this straight, if we ban guns. Nobody will ever be able to get one illegally?
Because heroin is illegal, and people seem to have no problem getting heroin

Those people don't argue with logic and facts but with emotion and opinions. Debating them is pointless.

underrated

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>be indian
>girl spreads rumors you arent into scat
>shoot her

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You know what's simply mind blowing.

There are 1.2 billion Indians in India and millions outside of India

There are roughly 1 billion whites world wide if not less.

Despite having a higher population Indians have managed to accomplish absolutely nothing.

Whites have on the other hand have created everything in the world, achieved space travel and things that are simply mind blowing like splitting the atom.

Fucking kek

>be non American
>obsess over America

It'll be seven deaths, he'll be the only one with a gun.

Seriously, why do Indians always poo in the loo and never in toilets?

WHY!?!?

Paki spotted

even pakistan is better place than your poo in loo place

>2017
>still falling for the porcelain jew

Only Americans have a slightly better space plan than India

But untouchables have to walk through all the poo in loo when they take their shoes off in front of the nobility.

Slum dog millionaire did not happen irl, I REPEAT DID NOT HAPPEN IRL