I believe it is time to post webms of hilariously bad-looking Chinese fantasy TV shows...

I believe it is time to post webms of hilariously bad-looking Chinese fantasy TV shows. This is related to politics in the sense that China is attempting to increase its media presence and thereby weaken the United States'. You will now see why you were so lucky to live in an American-dominated film world instead of a Chinese-dominated one.

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this show looks cute tho

(((American-dominated film world)))

Why produce your own movies when you can make US film makers pander to the Chinese government by only allowing a handful of foreign films into the country each year, hand picked from those that show China in the best light?
Didn't you notice that the Chinese saved the day in Iron Man?
Or that they were instrumental in stopping the aliens in Independence Day 2?

Is that the chinese waynes world?

It all looks like anime autism

I didn't watch either one

>not liking the story of ricky

The Martian, NASA needed the Chinese help to save their crew or they'd die.

this looks like the Power Rangers. Is it meant for kids?

This actually looks pretty cool desu senpai.

Most Asian live action movies do. I don't know why they can't just have people look like people in their movies.

How did the Chinese save the day in Iron Man?

everyone of them looks like female to me. their androgynous nature is confusing me in my pants area

kek chinks are retarded.

hahahah. Chinks explain yourselves. What the fuck?

How can a people who claim to be so bad ass at Kung Fu constantly get their assessment handed to them in every single war they have ever fought?

Just started watching "Ice Fantasy" its awesome

This; what the fuck are you talking about user? I kekked when Chinks were the bad guys in the Batman Begins movie.

Because the greatest samurai falls to literally any mouth breathing retard with a gun. See: Shiroyama.

Pathetic, is this the best the Chinee can do? Is this all the Chinee can afford?

Chinee shouldnt be aloud to make movies if this is it.

Behold, American movies are far superior in every garden:

youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0nsaABbDo

lol, these shows are so dumb but its fun.

better than most of the jewry coming out of the west though

I don't remember the details.
But I distinctly remember a Chinese guy getting a call, some Chinese milk product placement, and a pretty Chinese girl coming in to talk to him about stuff in Chinese.

Also the mandarin very white because you can't have Chinese people as the bad guys if you want to access the second biggest film market in the world

You can't really blame chinks. Most of them are retarded would-be field hands and factory workers. They are literal coolies and slave-tier. Simple minds are easily amused. It takes real sophistication to enjoy cuck-porn.

Better than the umpteenth rehash capeshit movie

kek. Looks like a breddy good deal for a haircut.

I agree with aquafresh. make Hollywood great again.

>Rolls up his sleeve
>He's got chinese written on his arm in sharpie
Hehe

>fantasy film based around unique chinese culture catered to chinese who enjoy their own culture
OR
>(((films))) about racemixing, marxism, how bad whites are, womyn/gays and islam/refugees/blacks inserted everywhere
do they even make western movies with fantasy elements? it's just guns and superheroes when it's not purely about racemixing and taking in refugees

This is tongue in cheek as fuck, though.

And yeah, Days of our lives is much better, amirite?

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because theyre 5 feet tall

Do you seriously believe the Marvel capeshit and all the TV show adaptations are any better?

freeze mage OP

Now think back to the live action Avatar the Last Airbender movie and say it WASNT just as shitty.

Koreans are much better at this. They have decent movies. Most jap. films i've seen have hilariously bad acting but some are still good.

dunno bout china,

Check this out

Seagal is a god
youtube.com/watch?v=2WPZ936W4Cw
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three kingdoms is breddy good.

larping faggot thinks it's real

That was in the book too so I don't think that quite counts :/

Some hidden gold nuggets in the shit pile, like John Woo

How can a country with the strongest military in the world lose to a bunch of rice farmers?

Ew, the cringe is real

>time to post webms of hilariously bad-looking Chinese fantasy TV shows
So....are you going to start us off or what?

>chinese culture
implying human ants have "culture"

You have to go back

its like, it wouldn't be so bad if the asians just made their fucking costumes less bulky and retarded looking.

>American education: The post
You do know there was stuff happening before the opium wars right?

>spent all the budget on cgi and back drops
>film isnt long enough
>'i know we will just slo mo the fight'

I kind of like it desu.

The what? That some kind of commie rice?

we wern't allowed to invade north vietnam and/or nuke + sarin gas the gooks

>Tasmania Devur

>Lions eyes are crossed
Even the fake animals have autism

>we

Just looked through these clips.

You know what? Fuck you. They are crap, but they are better crap than the trash your country makes.

>Canadians strike back
lel

Chinks and Poos are getting wealthier while Western movie audiences are dwindling. It's obvious the film makers are catering to those who pay. Though India has Bollywood while China has jack shit.

>It takes real sophistication to enjoy cuck-porn.

And the all the Holocaust movies

This is cherry picking live action looks retarded like 99% of the time. China isn't the only offender.

>do they even make western movies with fantasy elements

Eh Lord of the Rings had a full white cast, but that was more then 10 years back.

>declare war
>not allowed to enter the country you are at war with

Looks like creators of the Warcraft movie took inspiration in these shows.

I almost never watch American films and TV anymore. It is of good quality on a technical level but much of it lacks soul and even worse it is becoming a degenerate Jew outlet.

Like this guy says, at least this thing seems to be loosely around Chinese folklore. American movies are just capeshit nowadays. LOTR was a decade ago and no redpilled fantasy film or series has broken into the market since.

>this thread

tbqh china has a lot of based movies
Off the top of my head
Hero
Red cliff
house of flying daggers
curse of the golden flower
crouching tiger hidden dragon
ip man
fearless
They're all basically the same genre, but a lot of good movies have come out of china in the last years

>ip man

Is that, like, the Chinese superhero who goes around stealing all the foreigners' intellectual property and making cheap shitty knock-off products?

These are the most Caucasian looking Asians I've seen in my life.

He does kinda steal the plot from Rocky 4
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>Hero

That movie was so boring.

Kek,
He even looks like Justin

I never thought America was good at Kung Fu at all, you must be from these mid west areas isn't ?

They lost their way because of corrupt elite, so when Russians arrived on their frontiers they were hacked into their martial arts by Cossacks. British then just strolled in and took all the credit before commies rose up.

better than Bollywood

THIS LOOKS RAD AS FUCK
Fuck off Shlomo Goldbergstein of Pedowood, I will only watch chinese cinema now

Came here to say this.

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Indeed, only taiwanese puppets are allowed on this board
youtube.com/watch?v=CHblCyQaWG8

Hong Kong cinema is still better than 99% of western capeshit.

Will Carlie Cho make a comeback? Cat III exploitation is pretty boring without him.

Surgery and makeup to purposefully look Caucasian. Can you imagine a fantasy working with a load of brown/yellow, flatfaced gooks?

These look great OP. Fuck you.

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