Nazi General:

SIEG HEIL

w-what is this

Hand yoga

SIEG HEIL

A Swasti-cuff

For some reason people with fucked up hands always make me laugh.

I just tried this and I felt something snap in my ring finger and now it hurts really bad.

I don't have health insurance and I have to be at work in 2 hours.

OBAMAAAAAAAAAA

burger for fucks sake...

I just tried this as well and it created mustard gas!

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hahahahahauahahahahahahahaha

*inhales*

Hahahahahauahahahqhqhajajahahaha

instructions unclear
fist stuck in urethra

It's illegal for you to be without health insurance.

hand thread?

nice middle finger, freak

>*inhales*

>text which is green

Dumb faggot, you have to have Marfans Syndrome to do this.

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fucking kek

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I really really like this thread.

Feign injury at work and tell the boss. The company will send you to a clinic and the company will pay for it.

>be burger
>have pins and needles in your left foot
>get up and shake it
>awkwardly twist your toe
>I declare- BANKRUPTCY

Post pic of your hand

Now pay the fine!!

>WE ARE REEEEEE