Anybody else here cash in last years white privilege? I almost got a DUI New Year's Eve...

Anybody else here cash in last years white privilege? I almost got a DUI New Year's Eve. They were putting the cuffs on me when I mentioned that my dad is a State Trooper, then they called him and let me go.

Share your white privilege stories

>Tell me about how much white privilege you have, goy.

Don't have any.

Government wont give me wellfare because im not muslim. Please enlighten me on white privilege.

Got turned down from a programming job so they could hire more pajeets to meet diversity quotas

so yeah, not too much

Why'd you wait until after FST and Breathalyzer to tell them?

>be mixed
>mexijew
>pulled over on the way to community college for going 10 over
>cop lets me off with warning because student
>white privilege?

You motherfuckers gotta step your game up. Our ancestors spent generations working hard, fighting wars, and inventing things so we could have a better life. If you don't use the gifts that your fathers gave you then you basically don't have any, which is nigger tier tbqh

>pajeet
>diversity quota

Uh no, that's not how it works. You're just a shitty programmer

>because dad is a state trooper
Is having a dad considered white?

Fucked a qt. 3.14 Latina dish washer at my work behind a dumpster.

They call me "The man in Black." I'm 6'3 210 well built, skin fade, blonde hair blue eyes. I wear laced up Dock Martins. I'm a bartender.

The spics in the kitchen respect me for some reason. I have no idea why.

Drunk we thought I could pass the tests. I don't like dropping the cop thing unless I have to. Now my pop's gonna beat my ass next time I see him, which I was trying to avoid

I made about $700 on New Years driving drunk people home until 2 am and then went on a two day bender at a casino with a trashy bartender girl I like

You'll help improve the race. Mexico has a cast system. The more European you are, the more respected and sort after you will become!

I got pulled over by the sheriff after I ran over a family of spooks in my 71 dodge challenger with 666 horsepower. I rowed my window down & showed him my WP-card, he instantly thanked me for being white, handed me a sack of cash & a pound of cocaine, then we drove around town looking for more spooks to cleanse.

Thank God (who is white btw) I was born white!

>be me
>irish mexican mutt
>pass as 100% WASP
>work at college radio station
>fired
>???
>radio manager wanted to run an all girl executive board
>a few months later
>e-board is now 50/50 dudes / girls
I was casted out of this film - they wanted an all female cast.

You sure got me beat senpai

Mah nigga.

check you're blue privileged you piglet

try to get financial help for college.
>father's bankruptcy, divorce, alimony, and child support for little brother not taken account in determining eligibility.
>mother's support of grandmother with cancer in constant hospital care not accounted for
>denied for all financial aid despite family being unable to even pay for the fucking books.
>only scholarship I qualify for as a straight white male is for academics, constantly goes to black people with lower scores.
>scholarship for gf at the time literally just for being a woman. a comparable scholarship for me would have paid for books for both years of two year before I could become independant to get better odds of full ride into decent college.

be living in car a few years later
>try to get job help
>nigger lady says they don't have any jobs, lobby full of niggers and spics with paperwork, I get sent away.
>try to get food stamps
>nigger lady on phone tells me I don't qualify
>nigger I know getting 160 a month in food stamps with a job
>try to get housing help
>denied
>try to get one time cash assistance
>denied
>thankfully finally get job

finally get to running my own business
>fucking goddamn illegal mexicans ruining the whole labor market and literally fucking up construction all over the state but people will still hire them over people that know what they're doing and do good work.

yeah, sure, privilege. also, any black women I have ever met that is over 130 lbs is fucking bullshit and not to be taken seriously or trusted. no fucking joke.

I have white privilege.
It consists of "no one to blame for my failings but myself".
Your welcome...

oh man, if only brown people could develop that we wouldn't have to prove that white privilege is a fucking myth.

>Be in Jew York
>Walking down the block about to go smoke
>Get Stop and Frisked
>They feel the bowl in my pocket
>I refuse to take it out and just say "It is not a weapon, sir" polietly.
>They accept that because I am not a nigger
>They just called in my ID
>Checked for warrants
>All clean because I am not a nigger
>Let me go with a "Good Night Sir"
>I reply "Thanks, Have a good night officer"
>Go smoke out of that bowl 5 minutes later

I pay taxes so niggers get special advantages, it's a real privilege. maybe I didn't cash in but I sure cashed out

>visit home for christmas
>saw a movie with mom and sister
>get a call at 11PM driving home
>dad took my car mudding and got stuck
>on military property
>pic related
>he's slightly drunk so we have to tow my car out of the mud
>he was confused because he "had done it before" and was fine, "the rain must've been too heavy"
>takes an hour to tow because we almost got our other car stuck in the mud
>we almost make it off property when the MP drives up
>walks up to my dad in my car
>my dad flashes his civil service ID
>okay, just don't do it again

WTF?

You can't just FRISK someone. Fuck that.

You can in the People's Socialist Republic of Jew Yorkistan.

No. I would have resisted. I understand your jewness... I live in NJ.

>6'3
>210

what a fatfuck

>Resisting police for no reason

Not a Jew, but that is why you would have been arrested like the nigger you are whereas I was on my way 2 min later because I know how to act like a civilized member of society.

Its your fucking RIGHT. You don't need to walk around with I.D. faggot.

Jesus. I'm not trying to be edgy, but you don't need to have documents to be a free man here in the USA walking around.