What are some stereotypes about Germans?
What are some stereotypes about Germans?
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That we're cucks.
In fact, we have been dominating the whole continent via Eurozone and EU regulations.
And it was also our chancellor that approved of the Turkey deal, which reduced the refugee influx to almost zero.
Poopsex.
>we
they are massive cuckolds
>yonas
They've got some sort of primal instinct to dig holes and climb into them whenever they're at a beach.
Good beer, poor politics
Industrious workers
They eat potatoes all the time.
I thought it was all a joke until I stepped into a grocery store in Germany.
but that's not a stereotype, its a fact
kek
They have fetish for long Hair
The beer thing is disappointing, German beer is alright and it tends to be very consistent but I wouldn't describe it as actively good. The best beer I've had has been from countries that aren't as afraid of experimenting with their beer like Belgium, the UK and the USA.
Well I didn't say it was great. In my opinion, my local brewery has the best beer that's ever graced my lips, but bias is inevitable.
Neurotic, pedantic, bitchy, infantile.
jesus
Generally ugly women, pussified men, poor body hygiene coupled with an obsession with cleanliness of the surroundings, awful manners, propensity to imitate and hate Americans at the same time, shitty movies and music, obsession with working, little care for family and fun, degenerate behaviour and unashamed drug abuse, arrogance and belief in their own superiority, laicism and atheism...
not at all
pedantic is the only actual stereotype
Sure only the good ones, right?
Jonas, spelled with a "Y". Shitskin in the thumbnail... hmmm....
JUDEN SIND EKEZLHAFT!!!
Nefarious.
This is the most accurate list and I'm afraid more accurate than just stereotypes.
All the good Prussian stereotypes like austerity, determination, diligence, obedience, punctuality, reliability, restraint.
The negative stereotypes come from Lower-Austria aka Bavaria
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>laicism
Yea, come back when we no longer have church taxes
>overrated cucks
completely true
Arbiet Macht frei.
>All the good Prussian stereotypes like austerity, determination, diligence, obedience, punctuality, reliability, restraint.
Some of my ancestors are from Königsberg, before 20 cntr.
Havent seen much of those good stereotypes when i last visited Germany.
Bavarians, idk.
Austrians are pretty rlaxed, but not very cultured people.
"Not breaking the rules"
I know everyone wants to say Germans are all cucks and refugees welcome idiots. But the world does not seem to understand that Germans are all about rules. Rules are everything around here.
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That's what happens when your only allowed to brew according to law
not true, you wish.
germans are all cucks and refugees welcome idiots
They are infantile, manipulative and evil.
>its true.
death to the aryans
Can you point out the rule where you have to let your women get raped in the name of diversity?
that they are the best workers. that they are not. that goes to the finns. germans are decent workers but not the best.
germans are also fucking weird. Worked in Germany one time. fucking crane operator sprays perfume on my crotch and then starts laughing while we all stand there wondering what the fuck is going on.
they try WAAAY too hard at things (like videogames) and tilt way too easily if other people dont try as hard as them
Scat porn and professional nation-wreckers
That you enjoy the suffering of this put-upon loaf of bread:
fucking crane operator sprays perfume on my crotch and then starts laughing while we all stand there wondering what the fuck is going on.
wtf
They drink/gargle their own piss. I know im gonna sound like a spastic, but I honestly believed this until I was about 20.
The woman don't shave, i have seen this in Berlin.
They have no sense of humour (don't mention the war)
4-1
WORK WORK WORK WORK
workdrones, basically.
it's true. and that they are cold-hearted, autistic and judgmental. also true.
just look at austrians. same crap.
Oh and you fuckers always steal the pool seats by getting up early in the morn and putting your towels on the seats, you really are a bunch of cunts for doing that constantly
Brutal. Berd doesn't deserve any of this.
:thinking:
Im not English and I couldn't give a fuck about 22 faggots kicking a ball into a net.
Truly the engineering and moral master race.
came to post that.
delet this.
arabs dont like soccer.
>Can you point out the rule where you have to let your women get raped in the name of diversity?
Absolutely. It is in Dublin III and the Schengen Treaty. It says that when someone utters the words "asyl" at the border of Germany or in Germany, he or she needs to get an asylum proceeding, a lawyer and the right to appeal several times. During those proceedings, you cannot imprison that person except for crimes.
Having said that, a lot of illegals have taken the asylum route and then raped women. The rules say they are not allowed to rape, but before they rape, we cannot imprison them.
Weird, ey?
>we have been dominating the whole continent
try dominating another one for a change, cuck
No, we like kebabs are battering our woman.
The only country that makes everyone butthurt all the time. I believe we are creating bigger butthurt than Russia with Poland and Baltics.
That they are all Turks.
(Lived there for a while and can confirm it is infested with roaches, even the smaller and rural towns).
5kg for 2 bucks... why would you not love kartoffeln?
I like how "Modern" is in quotes so he doesnt offend the Abos who where technologically inferior to Beavers and ants (Infrastructure and farming)
I love it when these idiots try to tell you all cultures are equal.
are you saying that you like to throw rocks to your woman
Better to unemployed though.
Kek this is true. It's like a tradition for older Germans. It's super fucking annoying.
I was pissing in my gfs pussy while fucking because i was to lazy to go to the toilett.
we are not afraid of piss this is really true
Barbaric, lack of good maners and cucks.
Please for fuck sake, try not to completely fuck up a continent for a fourth time in a century.
Hot
Have a deep rooted impulse to destroy the whole of Europe on frequent and regular occasions in the past 100 years. (P.s: they're on attempt number 3 now)
pic related
Germans are truly absolutely beyond cucked
>walk down the street
>get intimidated by Muslim's
>walk further
>get intimidated by antifa
Well, yes, but we like to punch them too
Usual stereotypes is hard working, very punctual and all that stuff. Idk it's probably true compared to some of the southern european nations and regarding our scientific and engineering success over the years. Of course cultural stereotypes where people mistake bavaria for whole germany (lederhosen, weißwurst, oktoberfest).
And of course the cuck stereotype on nu-Sup Forums. I don't why redditors from less white countrys love this meme but whatever.
>Germans
>hard working
Lel
What did he mean by that?
I've only seen Landwirtschafts Simulator in action, but that is actually a pretty good game.
It's a business simulation with the added benefit of driving around in a tractor and shit like that.
The graphics are also breddy gud.
They are mindless drones.
Then
>hardwork
>precise
Now
>fucking retards who need someone to tell them how to live
>cucks
>fucking crane operator sprays perfume on my crotch and then starts laughing while we all stand there wondering what the fuck is going on.
Jesus christ that's fucking rank.
Nigga your dick was smelly af.
>The Jews hating on the master race again: The thread
Threads like this always remember me that Sup Forums is JIDF central.
Are you goyim nuts again Germany?
We were and have always been the better germans even tho we are not.
Just give bavaria to us and let us annex you this time.
Kek, must admit I actually enjoyed train simulator. I don't know it's just comfy as fuck.
You deserve everything you get for dragging every nation into two World Wars.
Rectangular manjaws on women
Sandals over socks
Scat fetishes
Come very close to victory and then lose
Not the too known ones:
1. Greedy tourists. They have a culture of coming here with their camping wagons, with only brought food and only park at "free" parkings. Also they sell maps in Germany of places with the "free" parking (basically every stop/turn place that can fit their camping wagon) in Norway.
Also German tourists in tourist traps usually wakes up hours before everyone, rush to the beaches/pool area and "reserve" all the sitting places/good spots by placing their towels/personal belongings there, before they rush back to eat the best parts of the hotel breakfast.
Sausage cabbage and beer come to mind.
>Hot
Fucking Germans. You like piss/shit, ruining continents, stealing pool seats, wearing Speedos, drinking a litre of beer at lunch and David Hasselhoff, but you're very efficient workers. A rather complex bunch of mad bastards
> Usual stereotypes is hard working, very punctual and all that stuff
This is a meme which was accurate 70 years ago. But now it's totally wrong. Just look at your biggest and most successful companies. They are all fucking old. Germany didn't accomplish anything big in the last decades.
> it's probably true compared to some of the southern european nations
Compared to some southern european nations… yes… but why would you compare yourself to the laziest people in all of europe?
I have to work with our neighbors a lot and in my experience, even people from northern Italy and Czech are better workers than "Germans".
> the cuck stereotype on nu-Sup Forums
Speaking about sexuality, the "German guys are submissive" stereotype is out there for a decade now. Way longer than the cuck meme in Sup Forums.
>Dragging
You niggers intervened on yourself, because you had for rescue your best ally. So don't give me this shit, you cunt.
Good old jew trying to divide whites on Sup Forums. Back to redddit, cuck.
They stop doing that if you steal their shit
Pretty acc desu
Prussians love military and buttsex
Pretty gay desu
Explain the "south german" "north german" cultural divide meme
this.
muslim
For mosts jobs this is true... i was working on some projects on the autobahn and it was hard work work work without any breaks beetween and time was close so our boss told us to work faster .
so this meme is actually true that we're actually work nonstop and not shit around like spaniards or italians do
I think it's a German/Nordic thing in general lol.
I know a guy that went to a High school with special programs for people that is going to be farmers, 90% of the students played Farming Simulator in the classes.
And I know one that is a farmer, and that have like 4000-5000 hours on Farming Simulator 2015 kek
they are lazy arabs
north germans are nordic and south germans are more brown
he said something to the effect of "now you smell pretty" or some weird ass shit like that in dicey english. This was like a 225lb guy in grease covered coveralls. Why the fuck he had a bottle of perfume on him I will never know. After that I tried not to interact with anymore germans.
> we are not as lazy as people in Spain and Italy, this means that we are hard working people
pic related is japan.
bavariafag here, take me senpai, show the rest of germany how degenerate they are desu