Tfw you've only had 23 sex partners in your life and you're already 21

>tfw you've only had 23 sex partners in your life and you're already 21

>tfw 23 and still pure.
Ha!

Fuck off, cunt.

congrats, youre probably not gay or ele you would have had over 500 sex partners already

>tfw you've only had 1 sex partner in your life and you're already 19 and the bitch gave you a yeast inection.

>tfw 35 and only 1, and that it was my best mate after we both did tainted acid.
>tfw he was on top

If you're banging club ho's that's nothing to brag about mate.

Caught any STDs yet?

i bet you're miserable lol I'm just here to discuss negative interest rates n shit

Wanna fug?

...

>MUH DICK

...and your pozzed arse is starting to prolapse...

Yeah well at least its the fact i took dick in my butt that makes me a faggot and not my nation or birth. Sad i can't say the same for you.

Oh yeah?! well your ass looks like my face!

That explains why you suck so many dicks then

I justt looked up what getting pozzed is. Are there really people out there willingly and begging for the aids?
makes me sick to my stomach

what the fuck you goddamn lizards down under have sun baked yourselves retarded

...

I've had sex with 5 women I've been in relationships with, a couple randoms, and like 15 whores. 14 of them while in Europe, one just last week here in the good old USA.

I'm 29, how's my score?

Your 4 more from you obligatory std. Or have you already picked one up?

>tfw OP's a fucking degenerate

My sister-in-law is a coal burning piece of garbage. This is literally hfw she found out she was pozzed. Reverse image search, peek into EXIF if you must, I sat there snapping pictures last night as she told us about her HIV+ status.

My wife kicked her out immediately afterwards. Life is good and funny.

>Mfw have so far been able to resist having casual sex

Feels good

I don't see why anyone feels the need to sleep around and Add to ye whoreish behaviour of women, and degrading yourself for sex

It isn't worth it. Would you like your daughters an sisters to sleep around?

>tfw losing my virginity tonight to an escort at 25

That is the most disgusting shit I've ever read. I just got redpilled on homosexuality, they must all be executed.

>tfw you've only had 0 sex partners in your life and you're already 38

My phone zoomed in by accident t and this a mixed with your photo made the stars align.

Don't do it lad, respect yourself

>tfw kissless virgin at 20
fug still not a wizard

burn the coal pay the toll

black men will put their dick in anything thats why std's are so high among them

I'm 23 and ive fucked 19 girls, the majority of them american tourists. Ive had chlamydia twice and im pretty sure i have herpes. Don't even give a fuck i love my life

>29 years old
>3 relationships
>+40 partners, 7 in the last 5 months
>degenerate

Come at me with your 'virtue' and other 'red pilled' justifications for not getting laid, Sup Forums.

>in before 'enjoy your STD' and 'enjoy knocking up some slag'

I'm degenerate but I'm not fucking retarded.

Have fun it's worth the practice

Yea, she's gross.

Here's my favorite from last night.

I've accepted I'll probably die alone, so may aswell get laid at least once.

Plus she isn't some £20 a pop street whore.

groty af m8

>"Hope"

kek

I want to believe

>1post by this id

>bragging about the number of fatties you've porked on a Vietnamese Egg-painting forum.

Tfw 21yo male and a virgin, planning to end this misery on May 30th this year

decent women wont want you especially not in SK, enjoy having to settle with a single mother and raise your wife's son

I read the part of the dude who had children and wanted to get his son to get fucked by men in order to get him 'pozzed', thanks user this really fucked me up for good. How do I make sure I will never be raped by these subhumans as some of them roam the parties I go too and I pop molly and way too much alcohol. Right now I'm afraid to go there after reading this.

Don't believe, have hope.

How the fuck does one make it to their 20s and still have virginity? I've never understood this.

I'm an ugly, socially awkward manlet. And I got laid when I was 15.

Is there no such thing as the village bicycle anymore?

collected

you underestimate the tism

Pretty similar to mine, but I had sex with alot of guys too

just don't do any tainted acid

i know an australian guy that got aids that way

>behaving like a degenerate
>getting AIDS in the process
>Implying it's a bad thing.

Sounds like a real faggot lololol

I'm not a decent man desu, so I shouldn't expect a decent woman.

>enjoy having to settle with a single mother and raise your wife's son

Pic related

...

>Vietnamese Egg-painting forum.

You killed my sides, leaf.

>Decent woman
God. This meme needs to go ahead and die ASAP.

Women are degenerate by default, and our society long since gave up the tools to force them to act lady-like.

True. I stand corrected.

I am not sure why exactly, got a limping leg and am extremely introvert, plus not the best looking.

Also when I was 15 I was the punching back of the whole school because I was extremely ugly and limping.

Right now I look halfway decent, but no matter how hard I try I fail, I guess there must be something wrong with me. I wouldn't be a great loss though.

>tfw I actually like High Test chubby slightly fat chicks
>still 21 year old virgin

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE

I've had about 150, none men or TS. I secretly yearn for a gf again or wife but unable to relate to most women.

I've only had 4, including my wife.
I never want another one.

>Limping leg
You need a story for why you limp. If you are super desperate fatties love to give pity sex to 20s virgins. If you are a broken virgin, even better.
>Introvert
That's what the fucking internet is for.
>looks
The only physical attraction factor ever is height.

you can be an acne cratered fatass, but if you are the tallest guy in the room every bitch will be all over your dick.

So if you are a manlet sorry, you'll never find love, boohoo, join the club. but yeah... You have to aim for bitches who just got rejected.

kek

And someone stole the pictures outta your frames, bud.

Usually people with physical disabilities or shortcomings will develop social skills like humor and charisma naturally as a means of cultivating relationships both platonic and romantic. The funniest people I know handicapped, or maybe I just enjoy laughing at their misfortune. Who knows...

gay shit doesnt count when your trippping balls.

underrated

Natural Selection at work. If they are retarded enough to want AIDS then let them catch it.

The CDC estimates that 20% of gay and bisexual men have the HIV.

That's an insane amount that requires deliberate carelessness.

"hope" in the background, turbo kek.

My wife made them from repurposed barn wood a while ago, they were supposed to be something more than they are but I enjoy their simplicity. That being said her sister is a worthless skank.

She's only 24 and looks this weathered.

Also there's no such thing as obligate homosexuality. They fag around so people will pay attention to them. Fags will periodically have sex with chicks too and spread their pozzed up bullshit.

Kek

Whoops, forgot picture.

:^)

>tfw almost 26 and still kissless
I'm not even bad looking, or awkward.
I just don't exist socially.

>I've been told by 3/4 of my female coworkers at my current job that they thought I was married with kids.
>This comes up a lot
>Chicks not even 3 years younger than me see me as a fucking father figure all the damn time
I don't understand why every fucking chick sees me as a married father (not seeing a ring I can understand since no one wears one at work due to physical labor)
Even some guys think I'm fucking married.


I just stopped even trying the slightest when I was like 21, Haven't asked out a single person in at least 5 years.
At least I hide it well? I guess?

Rheumatism fucked my leg, not sure how to wrap that into getting me pity sex.

Am 183cm tall, not sure about that, I guess that's average.

Also how do I find women on the internet? Tried okc and it failed hard.

Because of the bullying I was very isolated in my young years, I started working out to let off steam and got pretty buff, lately I improved on my social skills and I can be pretty funny too.
But the feeling of being a failure became harder as the rheumatism started to get worse last year.

38 years old? never kissed a girl?

>lost virginity at 25 (24 if you stretch the definition a bit)
>26 now
>Fucked 10+ girls since then with barely any effort
It's not that hard once you get the hang of it. Looking back, I don't even see why being called a virgin is an insult.

i'd bareback her idgaf

Age?

>okc
God no. OKC is where you go if you want a liberal feminist bigender polyamorous cucktress "independent" masters of medieval literature who masturbates to Noam Chomsky's voice.

Plenty of fish is breddy decent. You just gotta learn to spot the miserable fatties who play ball.

Use Ashley Madison and pretend to be married already. Women always love to taste forbidden fruit and desire what is unobtainable to them. Ashley Madison is a guarantee to get laid.

plenty of bored married fatties on pof bruh. No need to put up a charade.

She looks old af for 24

She's prostituted herself for basic household items as well as drugs for a long time. Good luck with that/her.

holy shit when did 4pol become the new b?

How did you get to 25 without fucking anyone? What did you change? Where did you pick up the dozen girls you fucked since?

Booze.

>tfw you are a perma virgin in your 30's.

I have seen the dark side of women, I am afraid of going near them.

Madison is the guarantee. Plus, when the woman is showering he can snap pictures of her ID from her wallet and steal all her money. Text her pictures of the ID later demanding more money if she doesn't comply, show the husbando all the evidence and ruin her life for the keks.

Lrn2Marriage, son.

I didn't come here to feel, but here they are all the same.

I hope that site has a decent sized userbase in germany, will take a look at that.

Not sure but there is a chess club a hour of driving away from my place, always loved chess, maybe this will help with my introvert.

Clever.

Does this also work when average looking?

Just start talking to girls and actively pursuing them. I've never did that before that point. Personal reasons made me change my ways and try my luck.

God I love the Hip

Madison always works...also a guarantee to get linked up with women who have disposable income.

I mean whatever works. I don't like breaking the law.

Just remember, when talking to women you aren't talking to other adults. You are talking to emotional children who like to pretend they into adulthood and if pulled from that delusion will resent the fuck out of you.

So if you are like
>So what do you do for a living?
And she's like
>Well, right now I work at the Schnitzel Haus down the street and I own 13 cats and plan to open up a cat dealership.

You gotta be like
>Wow. That's cool. There simply aren't enough cats in this world.

I thought people in Pakistan get with boys in cases of sexual emergencies.

wait, are'nt you in an islamic country? why havnt you received your arranged marrage 5 year old bride yet?

well you only get 25 so you better make these last two count.

I have one of the rarer strains (HIV-1, P-CRF), tried to sell my blood on eBay but got my account banned for violation of TOS.

Adultery is an actual crime in Canada?

That blows.

memes are not real life