I'm a Brit in Munich and this is the most advanced city in the world

I'm a Brit in Munich and this is the most advanced city in the world.

>Scan any bike in the street with a phone to ride it, leave it anywhere when done
>Best metro in the world
>Best skyscrapers in the world
>Stores and restaurants are open till late at night
>Pay for everything (including street food) instantly with your phone
>8/10 prostitutes for sex are 600 Eur
>Go to a spa with happy ending massage, saunas, dinner, hot pools, mini cinema, PCs and bed for an entire night for about 400 Eur
>Get a Bavarian gf very easily
>uber and airbnb so get a cab easily and stay at peoples homes anywhere
>Good quality modern hotels are cheap as fuck (only 400 Eur a night for 2 star quality)
>Make friends easily, all expats are bros to each other
>More bars and cafes in this city than the average American city
>Bavarian food is delicious and very cheap
>Very easy to get well paying job here
>City is extremely energetic, things change and get built very fast


So why haven't you moved to Munich yet?

>The people are bounded to their homeland

>bounded

Not a Brit. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

Citybikes and pay with phone or RFID-card are old things in Helsinki and Finland in general.

Also no mudslimes and sexual emergencies.

is this a copypasta? not one line is true

Yeah but you get massive amounts of autism and it's probably contagious

Good quality modern hotels are cheap as fuck (only 400 Eur a night for 2 star quality). ...

Yes. This was posted like 5 hours ago but the city was Shanghai.

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>400€ for one night
>cheap as fuck

Choose one (1)

Implying brits know irregular verb past tense

i dont speak their language.

>Upper middle class discovered restaurants and bicycle

wow... really....best...city....

>bike shares
I fucking hate that shit. They take all the fucking parking spots up.

Not 5 hours ago this same pasta was about Shanghai. Shill or Psycho?

fuck off kike

>400€ a night
>cheap

>paying 600 for sex
what the fuck is wrong with you bong?

Is this the new dank meme ?

>implying German men aren't just as autistic

Germans are pathetic usually but Bavarians are based m8

Shanghai pasta is stale

>Scan any bike in the street with a phone to ride it, leave it anywhere when done
They have this in little tiny american cities now. It is pretty cool though.

>>Go to a spa with happy ending massage, saunas, dinner, hot pools, mini cinema, PCs and bed for an entire night for about 4

lol i got happy ending massage iin australia for around $140

no one cares about your abo whores