I'm a Brit in Munich and this is the most advanced city in the world.
>Scan any bike in the street with a phone to ride it, leave it anywhere when done >Best metro in the world >Best skyscrapers in the world >Stores and restaurants are open till late at night >Pay for everything (including street food) instantly with your phone >8/10 prostitutes for sex are 600 Eur >Go to a spa with happy ending massage, saunas, dinner, hot pools, mini cinema, PCs and bed for an entire night for about 400 Eur >Get a Bavarian gf very easily >uber and airbnb so get a cab easily and stay at peoples homes anywhere >Good quality modern hotels are cheap as fuck (only 400 Eur a night for 2 star quality) >Make friends easily, all expats are bros to each other >More bars and cafes in this city than the average American city >Bavarian food is delicious and very cheap >Very easy to get well paying job here >City is extremely energetic, things change and get built very fast
So why haven't you moved to Munich yet?
Nathan Nguyen
>The people are bounded to their homeland
Nathan James
>bounded
Not a Brit. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Ryder Reyes
Citybikes and pay with phone or RFID-card are old things in Helsinki and Finland in general.
Also no mudslimes and sexual emergencies.
Benjamin King
is this a copypasta? not one line is true
Dominic Baker
Yeah but you get massive amounts of autism and it's probably contagious
Dylan Martin
Good quality modern hotels are cheap as fuck (only 400 Eur a night for 2 star quality). ...
Lincoln Garcia
Yes. This was posted like 5 hours ago but the city was Shanghai.
Dylan Roberts
なに?
Noah Jones
>400€ for one night >cheap as fuck
Choose one (1)
Isaiah Hill
Implying brits know irregular verb past tense
Jonathan Cruz
i dont speak their language.
Camden Morris
>Upper middle class discovered restaurants and bicycle
wow... really....best...city....
Landon Adams
>bike shares I fucking hate that shit. They take all the fucking parking spots up.
Ian Bell
Not 5 hours ago this same pasta was about Shanghai. Shill or Psycho?
James Phillips
fuck off kike
Jason Allen
>400€ a night >cheap
>paying 600 for sex what the fuck is wrong with you bong?
Tyler Kelly
Is this the new dank meme ?
Benjamin Gutierrez
>implying German men aren't just as autistic
Hudson Sanders
Germans are pathetic usually but Bavarians are based m8
Jack Bell
Shanghai pasta is stale
Ryan James
>Scan any bike in the street with a phone to ride it, leave it anywhere when done They have this in little tiny american cities now. It is pretty cool though.
Camden Thomas
>>Go to a spa with happy ending massage, saunas, dinner, hot pools, mini cinema, PCs and bed for an entire night for about 4
lol i got happy ending massage iin australia for around $140