IS FPBP BECAUSE NO ONE READS PAST IT?

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its fpbp cuz im gonna get gets checkkem

This is how you d ubs, faggot.

>1488

nice one desu senpai

Oh shit spbp confirmed

Sieg heil!

teach me master

I'm only a meme acolyte ;_;

>1488
it begins.

Dubbs and becomes our next Fuehrer.

MEIN GOTT

sexy

CHECKED

Boomshakalaka

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oh thanks i see now i learned it CHECCKEM

fpbp = reddit

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Stahp

SPBP CONFIRMED

FPBP ON SUICIDE WATCH

TAKE HIS SHOELACES

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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Can somebody explain to me what did 1488 do that you worship him now? Thanks.

I got gets, faggot.

hello newfriend

And that means?

Newfriend confirmed.

I am the master.

HEIL

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

Thanks for the dubz my man, kek. Shadilay

Of?

Brown people.