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>Designated Eating Street.

world pooper power by 2035

Also....

This is disgusting. Why would people put themselves through that?

>Chocolate rain.

Their immune systems must be light years ahead of ours.

abo admixture in the population

I seriously think a good majority of 1st-worlders would fucking die.

So the theory goes.

Pakistan vs India nuclear war when?

Look at that Hindu's fantastic head of hair. You must consume at least 5 metric tons of fecal matter per year to achieve a toupee-esqu natural shine like that

Not even a plate to eat it from, just dump it on the street and eat...

Another reason why i will never, ever go to India.

Isn't it known that europeans going to india are usually greeted with the most intense flu they've ever had?

>Flu
I've only ever heard about the perma-diarrhea. Makes sense though.

what a nice palace in the background
why can't Indians shit up their cunt less? even Russians aren't as dirty t b h

Yes t. American pajeet who visited India.

I got a massive case of the water shits

it's the magnificent Taj Mahal

boy i sure hope they put up signs so theres no mix ups...

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"AAAALLL TOGETHER NOOOOOW"

So fucking alien.

>one nigh I was drunk as hell after raping a neighbors 7 year old child, and then I took the wrong street.
>didn't realize what I was eating due all that curry smell until it was too late

i used to have a friend i talked to who lived in nepal.

while obviously not the same place, i cant help but feel they arent actually that far off due to what he has told me.

ever heard of quick sand? well my friend once accidentally strolled into an entire lake of quick shit in the jungle because all the things growing in it hid it. he even almost died but was able to grab a vine and pull himself out.

his village also had an entire sub-economy based around people going to the river and digging through the garbage for things of slight value. same river he said spawned mutated 3 eyed fish and burned peoples skin in some areas due to chemicals.

lets not forget a culture where his right of passage was spending a week naked in the forest with some old guy, and where they regularly beheaded and bled goats in the town square.

plus like a 2-3 month trip over part of the mountains in order to go shopping.

i really have no fucking idea how people live in such areas. (for reference he lived in this village only 3-6 months of the year, and talked to me while he lived in the capital and had internet.)

the funniest thing though was he was a pretty heavy progressive i later found out, except when it came to indians and this one ethnic group, who he was more then happy to be fully racist towards and even admitted genocide was something he might overlook if it started against them.

Checked

Indians are so communal they even gather together to shit.

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Fix your shit, India. This is disgusting.

Tfw some unfortunate guy has to repair that street someday.

So. What's the fucking story with this? They just float them out on the river when they die? What the fuck is going on here?

Not a flu, but diarrhea.

Spent there 3 months. Had soft diarrhea every day and hardcore diarrhea every three weeks.
After 2 months I've started to smell like Indian when sweating, shitting or pissing.

It took me 6 months after I returned to Poland to get rid of that smell.

It's Varanasi/Benaras. Holy City, where they burn the bodies and throw the ashes to Ganges.

If you are too poor, your body won't fully burn and they will just throw your smoked corpse to the river.

Because of curry?

Why were you there for 3mons?

So we're talking about tens of thousands of corpses glutting up the river. And they are bathing in and drinking the water, correct? How are they not dropping like fucking flies?

What is there some mass-kiddoe-culling when they're all young and all the ones with weak immune systems just die off? Wtf?

planetcustodian.com/2015/10/19/8134/over-50-scary-images-depicting-filth-of-varanasi-and-river-ganges-that-went-viral-in-china.html

It's fucking awful.

I was so fucking wasted yesterday night that I said Japan, India, and Russia are the allies of the future and that European allies are gonna be reduced to 2nd rate cannon fodder for the incoming China Wars

>tfw no one believed in the India new BFF meme even if I gave them stats

> dat minefield

Expat, doing business.
I've lived in a 5 star apartment of a world-wide brand, yet it was smelly.
It was walled away from the rest of the local area and it was pretty much rich ghetto full of white and gook expats and their wives.

I was super curious how the real life in India was and spent a lot of time with my co-workers and kept doing pretty unsafe-for-expat things after hours, so I have some decent stories from the white guy's point of view.


Soft diarrhea was caused by basically everything. Bacterial flora was different and it was enough.
Hard diarrhea was caused by the fact that the cantine in our office used the same piece of cloth to clean cutlery and to wipe the floor.


One of the stories I can tell - there was a designated shitting square close to our office. One day they changed it into impromptu amusement park with carousels and stuff for the time of the religious holiday.
No, they didn't clean the poo before setting it up.

why couldn't the britbongs teach indians a thing or two about cleanliness in 300 years?

Thanks for the link. This is fucked. I feel like I've probably seen some of them before. Christ. This is supposed to be noble and spiritual... it's a fucking horror show.

>cantine in our office used the same piece of cloth to clean cutlery and to wipe the floor

white mens hands are cleaner than indian cutlery lol

Yeah they do, they believe that this water is sacred.
Also a lot of poor people is trying to scavenge some loot from the corpses of the rich dead people, as they are usually burned with a couple of golden rings and necklaces.


Regarding the kids - you need to ask Indian posters for more details, but from what they told me is that child mortality is high across the poorer strata. Even medium and rich strata I had more contact with told me there is a custom that after a child is born, they don't give it a name for a couple of weeks. They just call it "a child". After the baby survives a few weeks it get the name. A co-worker of mine from the Marathi Brahmin caste (which is super high caste) waited two months. They mentioned that for poor strata this period could be 1-2 years, but I can't say it's 100% true.

I feel like they tried to.

RARERARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we wanted them to wipe themselves out so we didnt have to waste lead on the filthy cunts

well look at your work bong, there will be designated shitting orbits within the decade.

How is Pakistan these days?

>cantine in our office used the same piece of cloth to clean cutlery and to wipe the floor.
This caused me to cringe.

They cleaned the toiler for out arrival. It was the last time it was properly cleaned. After a week you could smell poo at the desks close to the toilet. When we were leaving - whole floor smelled with poo.

On the other hand not all of India is poo in the loo meme. Goa is beautiful, you should go there during the Christmas and Carnival (50% of population is Christian and they are mixed with Portugese).

We've lived close to IIT (Indian Institute of Technology), which is a gold mine for all the US tech companies. These people were like 10 times smarter than majority of people in India. Hell, they were much smarter than we prettu much every single white and gook expat. They spoke perfect English, they were extremely well educated and well, they kept joking about poo in the loo and how India is a backwards country. On the other hand every single one of them told us that they will return to India in their 50s' once they get rich and they will invest this money back in India, which I extremely respected.

This would suggest to me that that is exactly what is happening. If you have a weak immune system, you simply don't make it. Despite this they are 1.3billion strong.

Are indians evolved to have immunity against diarrhea yet?

No. Once we got drunk together and we asked them about it. They have diarrhea from time to time whenever they eat something.

You can also buy this pack of glucose against dehydration in every shop for almost free. It should give a clue that locals suffer from diarrhea too.

Very interesting m8

Curry hippo

Another funny story is that close to aforemenioned IIT there was this Indian space institute with the fabled space program.

Now here is the thing that left me puzzled. Hull of a rocket (looking like this pic rel) was left on the truck parked on the street close to the institute. No guards, no nothing. It stayed there for a couple of weeks. And after a few weeks the rocket was surrounded with poo.

Such a bizarre place. Were they street shutting during the Mughal era or is this a recent thing after kicking out the Brits?

>rocket was surrounded with poo
top kek

I think that's the first time I've genuinely burst into laughter today.

Are we reposting stuff from reddit homepage now?

>On the other hand every single one of them told us that they will return to India in their 50s' once they get rich and they will invest this money back in India, which I extremely respected.

they are full of shit.

they will instead just exploit the fuck out of their poor countrymen, and the same spiral of shit that is india continues.

>Designated shitting rocket

We asked people for it but only we and them were drunk.

From what they told us - during the old times (Indian Kingoms, Mughals, Brits) there was a fully functional caste system. The bottom of this systems were Dalits - known in the west as "untouchables" or "pariahs".
They role was to clean the streets from trash, poo and perform other "unclean tasks".

In 1950 they went full retard and socialist and they abolished the system by law. Rich starta and higher castes still stick to the tradition, so they marry in their caste, nationality and religion and they keep their customs.
Dalits on the other hand (and Dalits were 40% of the population) came to conclusion that if system is not legally binding now, they won't clean the poo.

As a result no one is cleaning the poo and thrash, but everyone is littering and shitting.
So it's safe to assume that pre-1950 India was a very nice and clean place as described in the books.

those pics are around since awhile nickgarbutt.photoshelter.com/gallery/India-Asia-Other-Wildlife-Habitats-Landscapes/G0000WRtZ.M67Lkc/C0000Mb2fkw2Qi.o

Fuggin weird but makes perfect sense. Thanks m80

KEK

Not sure. Indians are extremely patriotic at the moment and they really want to move forward.

The dispoporion between the stratas there is crazy, Also due to the fact they marry in their castes, religions and nationalities they don't mix their gene pool a lot. This way Punjabi Sikhs always looks badass, while Sayeed Sunnis will keep their arabic look despite being in India for centuries. A lot of them marry between their cousins. Sure, it's not the Paki level in inbreeding, but still.
The amount of inbreeding could be the reason why there is such a massive variance in iq.

Checkd n most assuredly kekd

POO ON MOON

The lower cast are like 70 percent of the population that's why the variance In iq and there is a proper system called the gotra system which prevents cousins marriages so no incest

Just imagine if it explodes in the atmosphere, the shit will spread over the world

You sure? Marathas from Mumbai, Poone and suburbs I worked with married with their cousins.

We will nuke and rid you of your worldly troubles

Probably not high caste people not all marathas are high class a lot of the foot soldiers like to play pretend

youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

>british bridges collapse after 100 years
lel

POO IN AISLE 2

Tell us some of your poo stories please

I'm sure in Swissy-land zero maintenance is performed on your bridges and they just stand forever.

there's really a designated shitting street/dumo that close to the taj mahal?

that'll be like if there was a dump next to versailles.

That looks gorgeous

id kill a man to live there

Yes it is. Whole Agra is a terrible place. Agra is litterally diamonds dug deep in the poo.
Basically check Taj, Red Fort, Tomb of Akbar and gtfo.

for

is zermatt village overrun with muslims yet?

all those links and pic ITT .

JUST NUKE IT ALREADY !

POOPER Power

It's a black person with white features and an Indian jawline

they die from a variety of easily controllable and or treatable diseases and infections in their millions, aslo due to starvation the only readily availble diet of highly spicy foods causes huge numbers of stomach cancers in the poor through excess stomach acid, it's their second biggest killer after smoking and not reflected in any western country.

To be fair they're more likely to make it profitable with that low costs.
The American-style efforts are just chanceless even from just an economic view.

at least america knows how to make a landfill

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK

LIKE NIGGA

IT'S A FUCKING ROAD

I'M PRETTY SURE AS SOON AS EUROPE INVENTED ROADS THEY KEPT FOOD OFF OF THEM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING INDIA MAN

If you promise to nuke everything in Agni-III range, I will personally travel to India and teach everyone how to use a toilet.

I love Russell Peters but I will never go to India. I respect Indian people but I just can't visit such a dirty country.

One of them is shitting on his own jacket.