Brit/pol/ - Death of an Empire Edition

>Queen Elizabeth II: "I am *cough* getting strongh*wheeze*er
itv.com/news/anglia/2017-01-03/the-queen-continues-to-recuperate-but-is-still-not-seen-in-public/

>Britain's ambassador to the EU QUITS - just weeks before Sharia May is set to start Brexit talks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4084172/Britain-s-ambassador-EU-QUITS-just-weeks-Theresa-set-start-Brexit-talks.html

>Union Leader Len McCluskey: Corbyn will be GONE in 2019 if Labour's poll ratings are still bad
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4083838/Jeremy-Corbyn-consider-quitting-Labour-leader-polls-awful-2019-says-close-ally-union-power-broker-Len-McCluskey.html

>Warner Bros. looking into making a film from the EU Referendum Campaign as Farage distances himself from project
theguardian.com/film/2017/jan/02/brexit-the-movie-warner-bros-set-to-option-ukip-donors-memoirs-aaron-banks

>Good news at last as polling suggests that Brexit Britain is more racist and less happy than it was in 2016
news.sky.com/story/brexit-britain-sky-data-poll-reveals-a-nation-divided-10713985

>Sharia May's New Year Message - Hapless PM quotes Jo Cox as she vows to fight for Remainers in Europe
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/31/theresa-may-new-year-message-brexit

>"The Conservatives are taking the piss out of the honours system", claims Labour
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/new-year-honours-jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-latest-conservative-party-mockery-cronyism-a7502826.html

>Russian hackers have fingers in Tory pie, claims May - PM vows to crack down on party funding by pro-Putin oligarchs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4079140/PM-s-war-oligarchs-cosied-Cameron-Theresa-vows-ban-links-Vladimir-Putin-Tory-fundraising-events.html

>Claim that EU withdrawal could create 400,000 new jobs is bollocks
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-jobs-eu-customs-union-jonathan-portes-michael-gove-change-britain-report-a7506756.html

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news.sky.com/story/earthquake-strikes-off-scarborough-coast-10717229
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Is he /our lord/?

Does lizzy drink virgins blood to stay alive

I'll say it again.

Yes; and if you're not a Christian, you're a Muslim.

What about Jews?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMsA5BJu5Sc

Yes, what about them?

My last names goldfarben and im not jewish

>goldfarmer

Fuck Lily Allen

Should I like thekikebook profile picture of this girl I want to shag, lads?

Some other guys who are probably trying to knob her have liked it.

Some Welsh anons on Sup Forums remade it shot for shot.

youtu.be/BZabjNlrOEo

The undisputably literal madmen.

First night in about two weeks and not had a drink, Friday can't come soon enough.

>

Lads, they're on to us!

reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/5lmacp/i_am_a_former_neonazi_and_altrighter_here_is_what/?st=ixhremln&sh=ab3847da

That's a matter of birth. Europe will never be Jewish in an official sense anyway, because the Jews don't operate like that. It could be Muslim though, if it refuses to be Christian. I would say that being a Muslim puts you on the Jews side, at least in Europe, seeing as for some reason the Jews mostly seem to want Muslims to conquer Europe.

of course mate and leave a kinky message

You will see the light of Abraham

Muslims and Jews aren't on the same side, in any sense other than they're on "the other side"

Everyone hates Muslims *
Everyone hates Jews (except Jews)

* i was about to say "except muslims"

And Muslims REALLY hate Jews

Yes, say you're an avid poster on a mongolian basket weaving board

>even Labour voters rate May as better than Corbyn

JUST
U
S
T

Fucking hell

The lad playing the autistic sperg has great range, hope to see him on the silver screen some day

Shit lads been liked by someone on twitter what the fuck do i do she said hi

The point is, that Jews seem to hate Christians more than Muslims. I've heard that historically, Jews have tended to support Muslims against Christians in war.

"tits or gtfo"

Thanks lads, it worked, she's on her way over now

Send a dick pic, it's a good icebreaker

We're gonna the choice from:
1) Comrade Corbyn
2) Sharia May
3) Milkman
4) Shitty UKIP

2020 will be a shitty year for the UK

>UKIP +38 Theresa May

Funnily enough that's also around the sameish percent of people who leave UKIP for the Tories at election time

Just say "pls respond", right out of the gate, "pls respond"

>not voting for based Corbyn


gtfo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY SHIT

give her one for me mate

If Queen dies who do you want be a king/queen if you have a choice

>voting for a literal gommie

me

Un ironically voting for Corbyn if there's a Snap Elec


AMA

He doesn't seem as strong as the actual Etsubatsu kid

It looks like play-fighting compared to the way the real autist legitimately tries to beat up his own mother

the queen wont die

Where's your trip

LADS, SOMEONE IS CALLING UP OUR NIGE LATER TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE SNP BUSINESS ON TWITTER.

...

>It's a "Reddit and Brit/pol/ cross-contaminate" episode

>1 post by this ID

>LADS

Fuck off

i know that every NEET wants to be a king but let us be real here
I want Harry for memes and scandals

Sean Bean

Bravo lads

Why don't our tripfags ever do anything like this?
They don't contribute at all, they just stroke their egos

You Brits got so, so motherfucked with May. and she was never even elected into a leadership position. your system worse than the ZOG. The Jews literally picked her as their stooge to fuck you over.

I imagine this as what every welsh house is like

Conan the barbarian

You are a complete newfag who has no idea what we've done

I've forgotten more OC made by tripfags in 2014 and 2015 than you and every other came-here-during-the-EU-Referendum anonymong ever made

>5 mins in photoshop a day
>contribution

I've made loads of OC when I was an user, and I will continue to do so now. The only difference is the trip lets me keep track

pic related

>what we've done
The only one her ever to earn a tripfag name was the sandnigger t.aleppo syrian for the OC in Syria General. You're just a jerk off with no life. You weren't even for Brexit vote, you don't make any good OC, you're a hard-on, attention queen, snowflake in the one place on the net that DOES NOT tolerate snowflakes. Want a name? Go to kikebook or leddit. Why shit up this place?

>goalposts

and this


Both have generated loads of replies and "bantz"

I've been here since we were raiding Tom Green and Habbo, the only thing that has gotten worse in recent years is the amount of people complaining about tripfags

I want her to sit on my face

In political new did you know it's now illegal to deny the holocaust in the UK

Also, did you know that the holocaust didn't happen

one of my less popular pieces, apparently this went "too far"

What about goalposts?
Do you have aspergers and just blurt out random words?

To deny the what?

read the sticky plebbit newfag

The sticky is about fallacies, what's that got to do with my post?

A good way to gauge Redditors vs. actual Sup Forums users, actually

>Lad, mate, I love going to the shops to get freddos and biting my hands in racist Greggs with the next fashy bantmaster, but I think that this has gone a bit too far. An MP did die after all. Don't get me wrong, I love BTFOing those libtard lefty cuck SJWs on Reddit as much as the next top lad, but this is a bit sick

Jo Cooks

Is bishop at the end of alien3 a robot or not? His ear is hanging off when he gets hit.

>10 posts by this ID
>hur dur look at how reddit he is ahahhahaha

Also it didn't catch on because it looks like a schoolboy and not Jo Cox

I miss jo

The holocaust

BREAKING: Earthquake strikes off Scarborough coast

>news.sky.com/story/earthquake-strikes-off-scarborough-coast-10717229

Any lads in the area to report on the Happening?

Never heard of it

>complains about someone allegedly wanking to SFM with no basis
>in the VERY SAME THREAD reposts black and white cartoon porn

Is the Ellipsis Poster a troll or just genuinely mentally retarded?

>tripfag thinks tripfag hate has gotten worse

nigger, you are delusional. Tripfagging was so bad over a decade ago, more trips than anons, and it caused a huge backlash against them

quit being an attention whore

What did he mean by this?

Excellent idea, I shall devote tomorrow to generating a series of acid test images, each more deprived and in worse taste than the last

that guy is mentally ill

Who are you questioning?

get rid of niggers and mudslimes

...

N..now?

Made me chuckle

yesterday

Just made a bet with my mate Big Leon that I could call these the best crisps and none of you shirtlifters would even dare argue

I am getting meme'd?

Lads

I just can't do it.

I just can't fuck white British women. They are hopeless.

In other news, anyone able to find that fat nonce getting confronted and crying? Can't seem to find the vid

>tfw queen gonna die
I'm not ready.

why is she called shariah may? is she a libtard?

have people like thatcher and reagan gone extinct?

>Falling for the potato Jew

My mate who works at Buckingham Palace has told me that QE II has eloped with Assange which is why they've not been seen in public.

got my first retweet and like today as well lad, feelsgoodman

>He clearly hasn't tried paprika thick ridge

Lol is that Derbyshire shit real?
I sure hope not. At least in Burgerland I'm allowed to be a racist

>25% chance with every bag that they've done a shit job of the flavouring and it just tastes like plain crisps only with a slight hint of steak
>Put 6 crisps in one bag and think it's okay because DUDE BIG AND RIDGY LMAO


See pic related

They're so classy

Ask her what her favourite sexual position is

Third place at best.

#1 - The old 50g bags of Chipsticks
#2 - pickled onion Monster Munch

Why is Brit/pol/ full of so much shit?

It's like a boys club or something where you all talk about your facebook crush or what you're eating for dinner.

Whenever you do discuss politics, it devolves in to bickering about Corbyn and May. Corbyn will never be leader and May will just continue as the Tory establishment stooge. Why does this require further discussion? Why are all your political discussions so blue pilled?

I love you little nugget heads, but it's like Groundhog day in here. Always waffling on about irrelevant things.