Are you ready, Sup Forums? He's going to run, and he's going to win

Are you ready, Sup Forums? He's going to run, and he's going to win.

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Empire Strikes Back was the best one. Whoa. Really made me think.

Bernie is going to be fucking dead by 2017

lmao nah. my god bernie is so goddamn embarrassing. we'll see him hospitalized before twenty eighteen no doubt. i stare in disbelief & slowly shake my head side to side when i encounter someone that earnestly wants their buttugly blubbering hunchback bernie to be in charg-a shit. if anything kanye'll wipe the floor with his dumb ass in the primary debates. bernie's over & done with my man. there's no place in history available for that simpleminded oaf. away w/ you.

Bernie lost whatever credibility he had when he spread his cheeks appart for the Clintons and let them bugger him like a fag.

You going to try and elect a corpse? He's already got one foot in the grave.

Bernie won't make it to 2020
Socialist kikes don't deserve to live either way

...also, return of the jedi (bernie) appeals more to children than adults.

Are you serious? Bernie has way more appeal than Trump across the board. I think you overestimate the number of racist old folks in the south. There really aren't many left. Bernie has wide appeal in the more serious states, like NY, CA, and IL.

>still being this delusional after having your feeble worldview smashed in the 2016 general

>like NY, CA, IL
>pinko dems
>geriatric communist jew
Really makes your synapses fire

Can't help but notice you didn't offer any argument. Look at the polling all through the general. Bernie was on top of Trump far more than Hillary.

dude this meme was stolen from austin petersen

>bernouts are this delusional

>The empire isnt the best faction
also i doubt that obi wan bernodie will be alive in 8 years.

did Sup Forums cover the fact that /r/sandersforpresident is back on leddit? the collective delusion on that subreddit is insane

If the democrats have any logical sense left, they would nominate a young white guy who stands on the conservative side of the democrats. It's their only chance, no more stupid fucking sjw shit

>Empire got rid of slavery on Tattoine
>Episodes 4 to 6 only show people who live on deserted shithole planets or are space hobos as part of the rebellion
>Emperor removed the dumbest religious institution in existence from politics

Why are they the bad guys again? Everything that isn't part of the empire is a criminal, homeless or some desert dweller.

he will be dead within 2 years

He ended his career when he endorsed Hillary.

100% correct. Bernie would have crushed Trump.
Only reason he won was because Hillary was such a shit candidate.

they wuz gettin oppressed n shieeet

won't he die choking on a bagel?

if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if

They aren't though.

>Implying Trump is only going to serve ONE term.

The empire blew up Alderaan to "test the limits of their battlestation" like some edgy Itachi Uchiha bullshit. And their leader was feeding off of the despair of the universe to extend his life because he was literally an evil wizard. The empire couldn't be more of a cartoonish villain organization if they tried.

Hernie is not going to run. He's too old. Some Bernout liberal will run on his platform though, and could easily win assuming the DNC doesn't rig them out of the running and shoehorn in another Clinton.

Can't wait for my free college tuition and my $15 minimum wage

it's the (you) machine

kek, implying the old cunt will make it to 2020 let alone be in any condition to lead a nation

Remember Goyim, no refunds

>Bernie is going to be fucking dead by 2017

It's already 2017. Unless you're arguing that he's secretly a zombie, lich, vampire, Frankenstein's monster, or some other flavor of undead, he's definitely still alive.

>Empire got rid of slavery on Tattoine

Jabba controlled Tatooine just as much under the Empire as they did under the Republic.

CHELSEA CLINTON 2020

I don't think a rotting corpse can legally run.

(You)

He'd have to be a lich in order to run by then.

>return of the jewguy

(You)

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Next candidate will likely end up being someone like Michelle Obama.

So you're saying Trump will be universally considered the best of the three

> CA, NY, IL
You mean the states that Clinton won, but still lost the presidency?

>run for president
>at age 104
well meme'd

Bernie is barely a few years older than Trump. It's not ridiculous. Age doesn't matter when you have a good head on your shoulders.

>Bernie is barely a few years older than Trump

Jesus fuck, he looks like a decade and a half older than Trump

>not posting the full version

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2024 The Jeb! Awakens

2032 Rand One

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a black woman, michelle obongo in particular, would be the worst choice. but observing their latest and current retardation, it wouldn't actually surprise me

He'll run and trumplets will commit suicide as a real populist beats a faux populist.

It's funny because Jeb would probably be an Obama clone.

Brobably not, Bernie sanders only appeals to a special subset of early 20's liberal college students

JAMES WEBBINGTON THE THIRD!

>Criticizing Obamas speech with "incoherent babbler in chief" on the horizon

>Obama clone
So bush Jr the third?

Which is rather funny when you consider that Trump has worked his ass off getting to where he is now, while Sanders didn't even have a steady job until the age of 40. It seems Bernie's sloppy appearance can be attributed to inferior genes and all-around laziness rather than actual stress.

He'll die before 2020

I was a Bernie supporter during the primaries, but the election revealed him to be an absolute cuck par excellence. I hope he runs in 2020. Trump will destroy him.

Bernie will die this year 2017

>someone who calls a million dollar loan "small"

>worked hard

Pick one

Kek. Bernie was the undisputed loser of this election. He was like Hillary's whipping boy and couldn't even seize the means of victory when he had a fucking chance. "We're sick of hearing about the damn emails." What a fucking dumbass.

All Bernie had to do was buck up and trash Hillary a little bit (they fucking asked him a question about the emails in the first debate and he didn't just strike out, but never moved the fucking bat. He was a scared little cuck with no balls. Then he ruined his legacy by selling his hole to the Clinton's like a little bitch.

If he had just manned up he could have stopped Clinton from becoming the nominee and maybe stopped Trump, but he failed to even get to the general election so we will never know.

And don't even get me started on when he let those fat nigger women take the mic from him that time. Face it- he let you down by failing to beat Hillary. He had his chances.

Nah, a lot Trump's attacks on Hillary hinged on her controversial history. Bernie doesn't have that. I think Bernie didn't want to be blamed for Trump winning if he tried bring Hillary down with him.

That skeletor isn't going to last till 2020.

No. There's a trend in the popularity of a person defeated in a large election: it goes up after the election is over and the person is back out of the public eye. Part of the problem with Dem political research is ignorance of historical trends.

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Don't you mean "Return of the Juden"?

>we'll see him hospitalized before twenty eighteen no doubt
this. he is so fucking old. he will be dead before then.

I am fairly confident that with the continually rising alt right presence in the country, that after 4 years of Trump winning over and over again, that the Democrats will not want a Marxist Jew running for them.

Trump isn't far behind. Maybe we'll get lucky

With a jew as pres and all-jew cabinet I doubt anyone will manage to get him out.

Checked.
I'd like to see you turn a loan of $1m into a several billion dollar empire, rather than paying off students loans for your worthless degree or buying a cherry red Audi R8 with it instead.

He's going to run and lose and give all his funds to the new dem establishment cuck.

Trump has money and could just pull a Soros and to do 50 heart transplants if you needed.

I'm 19 years old.

I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.

I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.

I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.

I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.

Both my parents are alive and in good health.

I have no regrets.

I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.

I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.

I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.

I will live a good life at your expense.

>4 years of Trump winning over and over again

That's yet to be seen and I never even considered Bernie running in 4 years unless he somehow doesn't age at all.

Please don't make a Kardashian the first lady.

Nice blog post, dude. Grats on the good life. But we're talking about Bernie here?

Personally I think Trump will die before Bernie. Just look at his lifestyle, and stress levels. Bernie will have the jump on him.

Nah senpai

The God Emperor won't be leaving his throne until 2024 actually

CIA spread radical islam worldwide just to mess with Russians, I doubt they will think twice about killing Trump. If trumps lives until 2020 I will eat my own shit

How about Democrats focus on protecting the things they care about? Winning the election in 2020 should be secondary to stopping Trump right now. And yes, I mean STOP him, obstruct him and oppose him at every turn as they did to Obama, and then blame the poor state of affairs on his pussy-grabbing hands grasping the wheel.

(((Return of the JewGuy)))

God I hope not

I don't want a 78 year old driving let alone running the country

He couldn't even beat Hillary, you faggot.

The Trumpenfuhrer is our oldest president to be elected. Really activates my almonds

If dems want change maybe they should focus on reclaiming the 1000 plus offices they've lost on the state level like congressional seats, gov and state offices etc. in the last 8 years.

Mods won't ban me :(
I tried really hard last night by posting my most degenerate Sup Forums tier shit but here I am today. Couldn't even get a well deserved two week vacation

Because Papa Palpatine like to fuck with people for shits and giggles

Why? The federal government is where the power is. And, hopefully once Bernie gets in, that will be truer than ever. Otherwise you get shit like creationism in textbooks.

>Being this tinfoil

US intelligence has nothing to do with islam. These institutions exist to protect people.

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