Times when Sup Forums ruined social interactions

>out to eat with family and family friends >didn’t eat anything all day. >begin night several drinks deep and proceed to drink more whiskey >family friends bring up this girls new boyfriend >start smiling because I think he’s a repressed fagget nu male who yelled at me for calling something gay
>family friends mention that friends boyfriend is starting a sanctuary for Syrian refugees at his college campus
>I start laughing hysterically roll my eyes and hear the words "it's all fun and games helping the refugees until they rape everyone" come out of my mouth
>MFW family friends and family look at me like I had an abortion at the table

Most people are conformist, approval seeking, consenus craving weaklings, just looking to fit in.
Als long as they under the impression that most people in their immediate surrounding share and encourage the same behavior/oppinion they will tend to repeat those.
>(if you need any examples, just remember that ugly clothes clothes you wore in highschool or that shitty band you prtended to like!)

Don't arge with facts! Because it wasn't facts that broght them to think and and act the way they do in the first place.

Just put their virtue signaling status into question and be conifident about it! - It is astounding how effectively this tactic works.

Obviously you never communicated with your family, your Quote is only even a political joke, just start doing such jokes everytime and even more subtle or stop being with your family at all, for what purposes do you have even a family if not for helping them

Example:

A: My friends boyfriend is starting a sanctuary for Syrian refugees at his college campus.
>You: Why is that?
A: Because... err... they need help (This allready puts them on the defensive)
>You: Why not helping at the homeless shelter, or animal shelter or retirement home, instead? They are allways looking for willing people.
A: ...
>You: I am under the impression that this boyfriend is just jumping on the bandwaggon hoping to impress people, while actually not doing any work.
>You: I am not impressed. Is anyone else here?

That way you force a reevaluation accordingly to and they will shut up about it.

>meet hippy chick on tinder
>she's qt with obvious daddy issues
>gonna have to be on good behavior since I usually stick to redpilled sorority girls
>take her out on date over looking river and sunsent
>whole nine yards
>actually have a decent time and so far despite getting drunk I keep my powerlevel on lock.
>go back to my house
>time to slam
>she wants to smoke first
>whatever sure we can do that
>get way to fucking high after already being plastered
>tackle nuke incoming
>go back to room
>start making out on my bed
>get her shirt off
>about to rip her jeans off
>she stops and mumbles something
>remember she mentioned Tumblr on her tinder profile
>sounded like "wait I have a dick"
>FLIPED THE FUCK OUT
>yell to get out my house
>calm down and realize I'm being a paranoid retard
>she actually said "I'm on my period"
>rest of the night goes as expected
>driving on the back she ask if I really thought she had a dick
>shrug it off. I'm not getting laid and I already made an ass of my self so I stop caring
>"how? Where would I have put it"
>'"idk least I have a funny story for my bros"
>she's dumbfounded and I still make out with her after
>still never tapped it though

Thanks for the cock block guys

All and all could have gone worse

You realize you sound like a beta orbiter right now, right? You're probably a cuck, too.

>not being willing to suck a feminine penis

nice

kek, good

such intolerance, I am shaking

screencapped user, good work

not being a dick but always has one L

There are more than just this one typo in my post. I am aware of that.

I think everyone goes through that experience. I've personally had some awkward "Maybe Hitler wasn't so bad" conversations.

People's assholes tighten up fast when you challenge their programming.

>be sober
>during the Ferguson chimpouts
>say 'none of this would be happening if hitler had won the war'
>at work
some co-workers still won't talk to me.

Told my grandma that the best way to deal with the refugee situation was to shoot at the boats

She's an old, former two-term city-counsil serving Socialist People's Party kind of pensionist lady.

She wasn't pleased.

I did kind of impress her by winning 800 dollars on my bet of Trump's presidency, but the whole shooting immigrants in their boats thing shook her a little I guess.

We can't just shoot them in their boats man, that's inhumane. Shoot the boats themselves and let the ocean do the killing. Much more deniability.

Oy vey we did all we did could but their boats just weren't seaworthy goyim.

...

her being on her period stopped you from having sex??

To an old socialist the distinction is all the same

And this is after she was trick-robbed by a Sudanese 11-year-old

Started playing football (soccer) last year and have a cool team my age so after each Sunday we go out or sit down at the club.

After the 3rd time:

>PVV and Wilders are to mild for me
>Guys I don't believe the Holocaust happened and here's why
>Hitler should have won

They still like me so I guess it didn't ruin anything. I did get into a fight with a bartender who was married to a Moroccan when I said minder minder minder (less, less less Moroccans).

Funny enough he divorced her 2 months later.

The only part of pol that bleeds over into real life for me is using desu instead of Tbh

Faggot

>tfw when i've managed to redpill my friends and family on he jews
>tfw we literally make fun of at jews and gays and can tell who's a kike by just looking at them
>tfw i made my brother a legit national socialist
Damn i love this country

also more than half of people i know are going to vote pvv

>find a good Vietnamese restaurant
>eat there often
>take my sister there
>"user, you hate immigrants though"
>owner overheard
>my racism ruined ability to enjoy food

Did you fuck her afterwards for foodblocking you?

Mostly me yelling get out my house that too

How do you fuck up green texting this badly? Jesus christ.

In Greenland? There are Vietnamese?
There are restaurants?
There are things in Greenland?

oy vey ever since the election I've had trouble keeping my power level hidden

I hope he did, after all, the date was a total failure.