We're fucked. What do we do now?

We're fucked. What do we do now?

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Get guns. Lots of guns. Oh wait...

You already gave them to us.

Walk it off and keep going.

Go to Europe and learn some Arab.

This is the best thing that could've happened to Mexico. Now, you will have to work on improving your country -- rather than looking out for just your individual family unit (still important ofc).

We gave them to Los Zetas, hombre.

No, everybody is mad because you won't be building your shit here. I agree that we are the ones who are supposed to unfuck our land, but the majority here is left-wing and want the government to give them everything.

wait, what happened? I've been gone for a few days.

Become best friends with China when Trump gets kicked the fuck out by challenging one china policy. Become the middle man for us

> What do we do now?
kill yourselves

I think the're talking about the Ford manufacturing plant (for cars) being relocated from Mexico to the US.

No fuck off we're full.

Seriously this is not even a joke our economies can't handle any more.

hey, no, they can be good slaves for us

Declare war on the US and get trump to put you out of your misery.

Trump threatened Ford with lots of taxes if they build plants in Mexico, so they cancelled their plans and they'll build their plant in Michigan instead.
The peso tanked with these news and now it's in its lowest value ever.
Add the fact that gas prices went through the roof and that we're still a shithole.
Thus, Mexico is in a state equivalent to anal distention.

Kys Amerishit

oh.. Man... I thought someone got nuked.

Fix your country.

You can do it.

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Study up Paco: youtube.com/watch?v=piqFaKRHQMo

Eat.

>Denmark
And who's fault is that, Karl?
repeat after me: western european leftist politicians

I don't want to be drafted. I'd rather escape, or have one of my uncles call me to work legally in the US and become a gringo.
>tfw you could have an EU, Italy, and USA passports if it wasn't because your grandmother decided to become a Mexican

Just for this we re going to invade Denmark.

Pay for the wall

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I was wondering too.

Oh no, you lost like 700 jobs .. wow all ""700"". Gee... how will you recover.

Stop being a drama queen OP.

>but the majority here is left-wing and want the government to give them everything
Tough shit. We still have H2B visas, so you can come here and work the fields just like my ancestors did.

>gas prices
Just wait man, its gonna get worst. OPEC production cuts are just starting (or soon to be), so gasolina is about to fucking skyrocket. The Trump presidency just keeps on giving, doesnt it

For starters you can stop drinking nearly a liter of soda a day.

Build your own brand of cars fucking parasites. It's about dam time countries took their manufacturing back.

am i the only one who thinks this sorta looks good maybe?

It is the beginning of things to come. Trump hasn't even been inaugurated.

You guys will be fine. You don't want to be reliant on American handouts your whole lives either. You want to become a proud nation that you earned through your own hard work.

Trump will make deals with your president that will strengthen both our nations. He knows it's in America's best interest to have a strong economic neighbour next door to trade with. Wait until he takes office and meets your president for the second time.

mexico in a nut shell

It was going to be a 1.6 billion dollars investment and the plant was going to be huge. Everyone's fucking mad here. It's a matter of time before we start having riots.

Only one thing left chico
Submit

Become a refugee and move to Germany

>kek wills it

nope

It is good we use the dollar here now, I still hate it, but its stable. I still think the colón had more purchasing power.

I wish we had one, I really do. Not that Mastretta bullshit. The closest thing we have is DINA, but they just build buses and trucks.

Thank you bro. I appreciate your opinion.

Remember to learn some Arab so you can blend in more easily.

I'm moving to Denmark this year any advice?

> having riots because a foreign nation didn't feed you jobs.

Is this really what Mexico is about? Why can't you be a self reliant country? You don't want to be reliant on American gibs that's no way to live.

You may not believe this, but I genuinely hope our next president works for the best interest in both of our countries.

I plan to hold him accountable for his actions and will not vote for him again if he fucks your country to the point of unnecessary suffering.

He would be crazy to want a drunk hobo for a neighbor anyway.

Shit I actually feel bad for you.

Thing is that your safety situation is still alarming. You've got to do something too. Part of the reason why the wall is being built is you. There's a lot of Salvadorans hanging around the railway near my house and they creep the fuck out of everyone in my neighborhood.

>keep pushing this

WE WILL LEAVE LEGO BLOCKS IN RANDOM PLACES AROUND YOUR APARTMENTS AND YOU WILL STEP ON THEM AND IT'LL BE REALLY INCONVENIENT!

Isn't this prison food? I had a hispanic friend who told me that hispanic criminals would legitimately eat nothing but ramen and chips mixed together while they were locked up. They loved it and ate it all the fucking time. Absoultely disgusting, forgot what they call it though.

Stock market is artificially high for no god damn reason.
The US dollar is artificially high for no god
reason.
The US stock market is a giant bubble that's about to explode.

That's the problem with our people. Our country tried socialism for a long time. Sure, we were never an outright communist state, but all those years we spent defending Cuba and locking our market harmed us. Now people want to be breastfed by the Government, and those who really want to work are the ones going out. And I understand them. If the lower classes don't want to change, why should we "help" them?
I would love working here if everyone would do their part, but they just won't.

Yeah, we're pretty much fucked too because of people who want "the american dream" illegally

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW!

You guys aren't fucked, be more like Chile. You be rich as fuck in no time. And get rid of degenerates.

Tell your familia they have to go back.

Normal salvadoreños you do not need to worry about, the only reason people leave is when pandilleros start making threats. We are tired.

A militar Coup is happening

Good I hope Trump builds the wall and deports a fuckton of criminal beaners back to bean land.

I love mexican food though.

Start building that wall and maybe the god emperor will show mercy

Time to come home, brother.

do you think Danish girls like spics like us??

Fucking kek

Can someone from Mexico please give me a rundown of the situation in Mexico? My mommy is in Mexico and I want to make sure she's safe.

Holy shit, El Salvador has internet!

I'll found out

they gave them to the wrong beans

b-but we are actually hard workers unlike the muzzies you have there ;_;

Yeah, I'm in that situation, but I wanted to go to LEAFland rather than Burgerville (legally btw)

Regarding safety, everything is relatively fine. The media talks a lot about cartel violence, but those assholes are just shooting each other.
There haven't been riots yet; only protests. She should only worry about the spicy and greasy foood we eat. She should buy some ranitidine and alka-seltzers.

Depends on how brown you are, try catching some sun

>colón
Haha.

die

Accept a bunch of Guatemalan immigrants into Mexico to pay taxes and support your social security programs.

Too fucking late i'm going to cuckmany next friday.

Hey Mexibro, I have DACA and I currently live in California. How hard will it be for me to get an education in Mexico if I graduated high school in the states? Will I have to repeat high school?

Plus a controlled border would cut into the Cartel's profits.

>immigrants
>paying taxes
Not even the Mexicans want to pay taxes. People always bitch about predial and tenencia. Besides, a lot of tax money goes right into the pockets of our corrupt mayors, representatives and senators.

Says the nigger that comes to Mexico to work as waiters and prostitutes, you are one fucking retarded boy.

Fuck
I'm so happy and excited about Mr. Trump being president, the people will finally stop immigrating, and they will get out of their comfort zone, and finally the country will start moving.

Don't worry, oil prices will fall again. Remember that the Americans now have a huge capacity to produce that can be used if prices are high enough thus bringing them down, you'll see

I don't know, to be honest, but I doubt it'll be much of a problem, especially if you study at a private college. Tec de Monterrey is one of the better ones, in my opinion.

Does the government pay for it or do you have to have money to go to college? poorfag btw.

Having five fucking dollars saved in your walet for ten years it doesn't make you rich you fucking serote.

Revolt

Mass chaos

I made a mistake, see

chill bro I'll make some tacos for you

It's not just that, it also has the unending corruption and crime, and a very ignorant populace. I'd be completely fine with this country if they dismantled all that socialism shit like our energy and medicine.

If you go to UNAM which is without a doubt the best uni in mexico, you have to pay 20 mexican cents per semester

IF TRUMP BECOMES PRESIDENT AND FINANCIALLY HURTS MEXICÓ

THE TREATY OF TLATELOLCO WILL BE NULLIFIED!!!


CONSIDER THIS A FUCKING WARNING Sup Forums!!!!!

but it's only just begun

this is all just a game

That's just the the cherry on top of the cake senpai. Dollar-peso rate are out of control and so it is food and gas prices. And yet they cynically are telling us to don't worry and stop being drama queens, that it won't have any side effects on the economy, go figure

This makes me very Motherfucking happy!!!

>annex all those states
>our country is full of fucking liberal SJWs
>get enriched by Muslims
>feminism becomes mainstream in Mexico

Theyre called spreads. Everyone eats them in jail not just hispanics

>illegal scum's family betrays their home country to mooch off of Americans
>wants to mooch off of Mexicans

fuck you cockroaches

Is that expensive? Will I be treated badly because I was raised in America?

Why do you tacos always say that? I was told the same shit in another thread