Girl from next dorm comes over to get help for her new political science class

>girl from next dorm comes over to get help for her new political science class
>she forgets her textbook

She wants to fuck

put a baby inside her without consent

Nah mate if that was the case then why was it so awkward for 20 fucking minutes until she finally decided to leave?

It won't fit, her mouths too small.

In that case she definitely wants to fuck. Just how retarded are you?

Kek

why did you think this warranted a thread

>you want to talk about how niggers are ruining america
>she removes her top

>Help
>Poli Sci class
Just how retarded and gay are you, OP?

hhh you guys dont get much right

Nah mate you guys are stupid, not every girl wants to fuck. She's just really awkward, she asked if I wanted to watch a movie with her but I told her my internet was broken
>mfw it wasn't
Fucking cunt just wanted to peruse through my movie collection fuck her

>she asked if I wanted to watch a movie with her but I told her my internet was broken
you're really killing me here you autist

Dude comon please tell me you know OP is trolling

No you see my internet wasn't really broken I was just lying to get her to leave

then i can sleep

this must be bait

...

>girl sits next to me in (((class)))
>gives me her phone number
>throw it away because I know she's probably one of them CIA agents I heard about on Sup Forums, out to prosecute me for my completely reasonable anti-Israel views
Haha better luck next time, alphabet soup agencies!

Leave it to Sup Forums to white knight for creepy girls

>girl from next dorm comes over to get help for her new political science class
>she forgets my sandwich

fpbp.

You must be fun at parties

my gf would regularly make me choose between trump rallies and sex. eventually we listened to every rally during sex. i have blown nuts to "we will make america great again"

every time joe seals comes on stream it would be a boner killer though

Good job staying pure OP. Premarital sex is still a sin.

>Im telling her about the disastrous consequences of Christianity
>She trys to use this as an excuse for premarital sex

>my face when

I ain't a virgin that's gay

nice meme bro! 9gag rulezzzz amirite

>you wanted to show her a documentary about climate change
>she just wants to Netflix and chill

>>>/reddit/

OP crafts the perfect bait!

Who is this shitposter named OP?

This isn't Sup Forums

Enough spaghetti.

>replying to bait

Nice autist LARPing

You need more coffee in you Frog.

A. Bait.

B. People assuming that just because she's a girl and she wants sex she should fuck her. The average girl is unattractive, only like the top 10% are worth bothering with, so 9 times out of 10 OP would have been doing the right thing if this wasn't bait.

>I was only pretending to be retarded xD