Relatable stories thread

Good day, Sup Forums
>walk into EB games (that's like Australian GameStop for you foreigners xD)
>10/10 Aryan blonde girl behind the counter
>*tips fedora*
>"Hello m'lady"
>"fuck off, creep"
>mfw the international Jewish conspiracy ruins my chances of getting laid again
>"I'll have you know I'm a cultured gentleman, unlike all those degenerate gays and Muslims"
>"well my boyfriend happens to be a Muslim"
>mfw cultural enrichment
>"you weren't worth my time anyway, you degenerate slut"
>walk over to McDonald's
>man behind the counter is wearing a kippah
>"one Big Mac please, Schlomo"
>"sorry, what?"
"it's alright, you probably couldn't hear me over the screams of all those fake holocaust victims"
>mfw kicked out
So how was your day Sup Forums?

Trying to earn your shitposting title back from The Leaf, I see.

I don't get it.....

I don't think Sup Forums is your kind of place, ever heard of 9gag? I think you'd be better suited there.

>wake up
>shower
>eat breakfast
>go to work
>browse Sup Forums
>eat lunch
>go home
>browse Sup Forums
>eat dinner
>browse Sup Forums
>go to bed

...

definitely high functioning

...

kek bless
digits comfirm

That is a New Zealand flag, in case anyone was wondering about the poor workmanship of the shitpost.

>being this geographically retarded

You triggered all the permakv Sup Forumsacks ITT, Kek

Hey just so you know, you can display the nation of the user by hovering your cursor over the little picture of the flag that comes with each post.

Jokes on you, I exclusively browse Sup Forums from my phone.

>be me
>wake & bake
>waste 3/4 with vidya
>jerk of to loli
>go to bed
>repeat

r8.

Wow you sur learn f al da trigger maymes hah?

filename KEK

EB Games still exists in Irwinville?

sauce?

some slut

living the dream

>star spangled education

Jen Selter

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Something similar my 1,000% Aryan brother (that also hates Jews spics blacks and gays)

>go to Chinese take out after working out all day to prepare for the race war
>as I'm waiting in line, see woman talking to black man
>that coal burning slut, fuck her for not wanting me. Seriously, fuck her. She can go fuck herself. Fucking slut. I'm a fantastic white supreme being, what the fuck is her problem? Fucking bitch. Fuck her. All women are sluts. Fucking Jews. Fuck
>get my food and glare at them angrily
>they keep going on with their conversation, clearly too afraid to even look back at me
>go home and eat food while thinking back on said moment for the next 5 weeks

>leaf