That's a White Privilege Latte, extra Poz Semen

How do we stop uppity leftist baristas from fucking with our coffee orders?

We don't. Just take satisfaction in knowing they all have crushing student loan debt and move on

You make your own fucking coffee.

>not owning your own starbucks
what are you, a poor liberal?

>going to starbucks
why would you do that to yourself

>How do we stop uppity leftist baristas from fucking with our coffee orders?
>coffee orders

confirmed lazy shit

it'd be cheaper and less time consuming if you just brewed your own coffee at home

Make your own fucking coffee like a fucking regular human god damn

Only got to tzarbucks with white employees one near my house has qt 17 year olds

>Going to starbucks and wasting $10 on coffee

Yea i'll just make coffee at home

at starbucks prices, extra jizz is the least they can do

how about you make and drink your own tea like a man?

when you walk into a joint, and see a bunch of niggers working the register, turn around and walk out

You do it by voting with your money and only buying from only white stores.

this is how I handle every business

You drink water

... why are you giving Starbuck's money?

Try leaving a tip fucker.

>still owning a starbucks

What are you, a shitty investor?

My go-co (conventional) coffee.

Cost as much as a single Starcucks.

>going to Starbucks
WHY

Starbucks isnt a franchise you dumb cunt

Take off the lid and Chuck it in to their face.
Nothing says "maybe I shouldn't of done that" like good ol fashion 2/3rd degree burns

>nigger detected
It's like McDonalds. A portion of them are company-owned.

>drinking the caffeinated Jew

Wtf. I go to wataburger (because you Texas faggots won't shut up)

I always get the same thing. And ask for ranch dipping sauce. Nice elderly white lady from the south always takes my order and is super nice. Like a grandma.


Uppity nigress gets a job there and sighs audibly when I ask for ranch. Then just hands me the bag w/o any goodbye or have a good day. Wtf. Bitch.

This is my model for what establishment I visit

You don't. Just pretend you're not drinking our spit and cum and piss.

[spoiler]you are[/spoiler]

STOP BUYING STARBUCKS FLAVORED WATER IDIOTS

by not being a faggot and drinking actual coffee and not some faggot sugar water.
>having "baristas" in your vocabulary
sorry, youre already a lost cause.

>having a vocabulary makes you a lost cause
Christ, is your mother also your grandmother?

Im sorry you didn't have parents to discipline you when you refused to read, I can see that its clearly affected your ability to complete sentences.

>giving snobby baristas jobs

I like coffee as much as the next person, but I fucking hate the smugness that exudes from the industry.

I visited Portland once and walked into a place with 3,000 sqft of polished concrete, with a barista counter against a wall and two picnic tables made out of a nice type of wood nearby.

I paid $7 for a cup of black coffee because I was visiting company that thinks this shit is impressive. It took about ten minutes with one order ahead of me.

Go in for a couple weeks straight buying coffees and after getting them vie them to blacks or other shitskins as a gift.
After a while they'll stop putting shit in them.

Brew your own coffee lazy faggot. Literally adding heat to beans.

This. Also bring some lemon juice to squirt in their milk pitchers

Yeah! And I'm tired of these "bartenders" am I right? And what the heck is a "waiter"? What are you waiting on? Get my dang food already

Stop drinking coffee you drug addicted degenerate.

stupid chink

Don't buy coffee. Shit's a waste just pack a thermos.

...

I don't have a wide variety of coffees at my house though.

>getting coffee from starbucks like a filthy commoner
>not grinding your own coffee from coffee beans fresh picked by your family's servants on one of your family's plantations like a proper nobleman

Learn to make your own damn coffee.

easier said than done cuck

>Jimmy Rustles
Every time.

LMAO Sure, it's not like all you do is add water and grounds into a coffee maker, flip a switch and wait.

This.

>patronizing the Starbucks Jew.

I literally have an easier time making coffee at home than I do tying my own fucking shoes.

This isn't a problem in my country.

It must be odd living in a society where even common interactions between people are colored by subtle hostility.

I used to walk past this place every day.

It had to be a front.

Fuck this city.

My best friend works at one

I can't remember the last time I paid for coffee at a Starfucks. I enjoy chilling with a cup of coffee, and it's an excuse to get out of the house for a bit. But fuck me for enjoying something right

Hey if you can get it for free you're screwing over 'da man' (even if only very slightly) from their profits so more power to you.

BIG BLAW BAWWLLLS
DIS UDDER WUS FREEKIN PURPLE, BRIGHT BURPLE

The dark-skinned are the problem

>2016+1
>Not owning an Aeropress

Starcucks sucks anyways