ISIS vs assortment of Mexican drug cartels

If Isis tried to get a foothold in Mexico, who would win in a turf war?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=OeldDfgMPRI
m.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGFOZOC59k
youtube.com/watch?v=9Hpzy23KGks
youtube.com/watch?v=_YMKDg_JNKQ
youtube.com/watch?v=fnvsJ-0Jj0E
youtube.com/watch?v=ggraYlMgbgM
youtube.com/watch?v=7adT3bqozeo
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

ISIS. Both beaners and sandniggers are cowardly brown creatures, but the ISIS sandniggers are inbred enough to not fear beheadings.

The cartels don't fear beheadings either. They're arguably even more psychotic and brutal than ISIS.

Money talks BS walks
ISIS would lose

This. Didn't they already piss off one of the cartel leaders on twitter or something and got called out on it?

The west wins

Shut the fuck up chink.

ISIS would get blown the fuck out. They'd be fighting people who aren't afraid to be just as ruthless as they are, and they'd be fighting on the Mexicans home turf. Isis would get a big Mexican cock up their ass.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=OeldDfgMPRI

if chang can do it abdul can

Kek

What's your take on this, paco? Do you think the Cartels could keep Isis from taking over?

The reason ISIS has gained a foothold in the middle east is because Islam is the dominant religion in every single neighboring country, they get fresh fighters just hiking on over like every single day. Unless all of central and south America turn muslim overnight the cartels would win if for some reason they came across ISIS and had a confrontation.

ISIS and Cartels can't project power(beyond random bombings). They were created and flourish in the context of their region and that is why they are not really groups who will ever have anything to do with each other.

Have to say the cartels would win burgerbro i mean just look at the videos that both isis and the cartels put out which one are you more scared of ?
>also im scared of the one with the guy and the box cutter, cartels are nothing to fuck with

cartels would win if they had to face each other in mexico, they lose in sand world, if isis was full of spics theyd ally though

Cartels would win, people are too catholic here the cartels would have a bunch of new recruits.
Also the cartels know the terrain way better than our government, let alone ISIS.

for no one being black, i heard "nigga" way to many times in 7 minutes

It's pretty clear that the Cartels would win a long term war against ISIS due to the reasons mentioned in this thread.

A more interesting question is, who would win between the two groups in a single battle if they were both at full strength?

Cartels. They have the support of the local population and the police in their pocket.

Islam has always been bully that recoils when they start losing.

ISIS would burn their drug operations, Cartels would run out of drugs to fight for, then ISIS would proceed to convert Mexico to Islam in a few months.

Cartels are more barbaric then ISIS but once the drugs are gone they have nothing to fight for. ISIS will always have something to fight for.

also countries yield to islam
here in mexico you yield to pork carnitas or die

ISIS probably, Cartels don't have powerful military equipment meant to be used in traditional battles or war.

Cartle would lose if the battle was in europe.
Mejicans too stupid to make bombs, to operate tanks like isis, to make chemical weapon, to buy pieces of atomic bomb on black market. Also isis have its own special forces, special forces on electronics and internet whereas mejicans are just dumb beaners
Also remember when the most stron murrikan army lost it to afghans

But the Cartel would know the terrain and city they were fighting for control of better. They could use guerilla tactics to win. A couple of mudslimes with rocket launchers wouldn't change that.

Before ISIS could try to convert the population to Islam they would already be dead.
The fact there is so much money in the drug business is exactly why the cartels wouldn't "run out", this operations start in south america and end in the US, there's too many interests involved, its not easy to burn their drug operations governments have been trying for decades.

yes user but he said in a single battle.

hmm define full strength, pretty sure cartels have the heavy weaponry in storage, street guys dont need that shit. If its a random encounter ISIS has "caliber" advantage in the opening, but if it is an arranged confrontation cartels should have equal or better weapons, and equal or greater numbers. Individuals would not be as trained though, your average cartel member is not military trained, just a random thug.

>t. Muhammad Abdul Jabar
Get off of Sup Forums and go behead some innocents you fucking bitch. Fuck Isis

The cartels would do some gruesome shit to them and feed the bodies to pigs. Mudshits are scared of that. Shit, they would probably starve pigs and let pigs have their way with mudshits. Cartels got this in the bag, no contest.

considering there are not that many Muslims in Mexico and Mexicans are fucking crazy head choppers like the arabs. I would say the Mexican cartels would win quite easily

Cartels, easily.

They've had much more time with their CIA training, ISIS is like little babies.

Carnitas are fire, my nigga

this desu
the cartel operates in regions with actual governments and people there, ISIS mostly hangs out in the desert making youtube videos of them bullying random farmers

>all of these spics defending the cartel
Isis would literally destroy the cartels. With their tanks, bombs, and military training, they'd take over Mexico in 3 months tops. Then they'd begin forcing the people to convert to Islam, and would start recruiting them and growing larger. Mexico better hope Isis doesn't come knocking on their door, because they'd get their shit pushed in.

Mexico, without a doubt.

It'll literally be like a modern crusade. Most Mexicans are Catholic, they wouldn't stand for any isis bs

Cartels have all of that and more, my dude.

ISIS doesn't have subs.

Mexico is not cucked about our religion, people wouldn't just convert to Islam you can expect a shitload of guerrilla warfare, even if ISIS could take over the country they wouldn't be able to hold it for long.

>cartels have all of that and more, my dude
No they don't. They don't have bombs or tanks. They have bottles of alcohol with a fucking flaming rag, and vans/trucks with scrap metal on them. They don't have military training either. They're just a bunch of beaner thugs with low quality weapons. They'd get brutally assfucked.
It doesn't matter how cucked you are. When jihadi john comes marching through telling you to convert to his degenerate religion or he'll rape/behead your wife and kids before burning you alive, you're gonna convert to his religion. The cartels wouldn't stand a chance.

Satan speaks.
Purge these subhuman cartels!

>Mexishit cartel have
>ak 47 and other shitty rifles

>Isis have
>rpg's
>tow's
>manpads
>armored vehicles
>tanks

KEK

>An army trained by US special forces which has defeated several actual armies
vs
>Dope dealing thugs
Hmmm....

Found the muslim extremist

Fuck off, Muhammad.

Real question is, how would ISIS get that equipment out of Syria and into Mexico without our navy blowing them up? Reason they have all that shit is because we deemed it to expensive to take it back to the mainland.

Both are CIA front groups, so it depends on which one gets continued flow of material from the CIA.

This. The beans will fuck'em up like Vlad the Impaler, and ISIS will run away whimpering and hide in a cave just like they did back then.

t. juan manuel

Hmm
True
+1

You seem to have mistaken Mexico for some European Secular Pagan society, they have in them the blood of Spaniard Crusaders and human sacrifice in their DNA, they have more gods behind them than you do.

>Turkey
You're probably actually a member of ISIS. When are you gonna suicide bomb yourself?

Isn't at least one of the cartels ex-SF commando guys?

>cartels only have ak47s and shitty weapons

you are fucking retarded

yes, the zetas

>They don't have bombs or tanks.
They actually do though. And spics are better fighters than hajis by an order of magnitude. Arabs are cowards at heart, but Mexicans are literally too insane to have fear. Blend of conquistadors and cannibal Aztecs.

Halfway way through the war it would just turn into a contest of who can kill the others in the most creative way

Don't be a moron.

ISIS has a foothold in Mexico. All they had to do was pay the cartel that owned that area. They are training jhihadi now. America knows where those camps are and watching everyone that goes in and out. America has been arresting and disappearing any of those people that cross the border.

a complete autistic shit show ensues, no one wins, no one loses, just two nigger factions endlessly trying to kill one-another

The cartels by far have the most brutal videos in the internet for a group, and they are a completely different kind of psychopathic, more sadistic in their ways rather than acting on deeply held,yet flawed, beliefs.
In the isis videos, all of their prisoners look rather well taken care of, not many marks and look fed, and they usually kill you fast. Cartels torture you from the time they capture you, all the way until your death.
If I chose between being captured by one of them, it would be isis because they are more "merciful", but they would definitely win in a war or battle. They are much more trained, have more conviction and have a far better selection of weaponry.

>tfw when isis has more tanks than the mexican army

>[inaudible screeching]

Doesn't know about the ATFs Fast and Furious Operation which funneled US firearms to Mexican drug cartels.

Beaners got 50 cal sniper rifles and they've shot down Mexican Army choppers with them.

Doesn't know of Los Zetas cartel, most of which are former Mexican Army SpecOps trained by US and Mexican SpecOps instructors.

Besides beaners have better music which will keep them going in a firefight while on a coke binge.

>link related

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGFOZOC59k

Can we meme a feud between ISIS and the cartels?

If Kek wills it.

Sure thing

if this post ends in 7 kek wills it

Literally this

Why not.

the cartels will bitch-slap them back to their caves desu(and then party wilth 10/10 food and coke)

the funny thing is the more brutal the enemy is the more brutal IS becomes because they have the islamic rule that allows them to return aggression with similar kind

>Money-motivated lunatics vs fanatics of a deathcult
My money is on the fanatics

If the Mexican army can't stop the cartels then I seriously doubt Abdul and his goat wife are going to have a successful jihad against them.

Leave it to Germany to not learn how to win.

Fanatics never win.

>If Isis tried to get a foothold in Mexico
>isis
>literally goat rapists and fanatics
>no supplies
>no logistics
>no local support
>no nothing
>against a bunch US trained ex-spec ops mercenaries
>if the narcos capture some isis fanatic, he will boiled alive in pigs blood or something like that
Gee, take a guess.

>el komander good
kek

here are some good corridos:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Hpzy23KGks

youtube.com/watch?v=_YMKDg_JNKQ

youtube.com/watch?v=fnvsJ-0Jj0E

youtube.com/watch?v=ggraYlMgbgM

more recent one:
youtube.com/watch?v=7adT3bqozeo

Money wins look at the world

glad someone gets it

Checked!

Thanks compa

Cartels would win, cartel soldiers will stay and hold ground and not break and run when taking losses

Both are races of brown savages from the south. It doesn't matter what particular religion they have.

One bunch was capturing prisoners of war to sacrifice them to their gods 500 years ago, the other bunch is doing this today.

Cartels. They like killing and torture just for the sake of it.

Fucking psychopaths

Not everyone is a stormfag on pol

>mfw Mexican American dating qt3.14 American Irish and polish gf

There are probably more psychotic individuals among the cartels than ISIS. Take a random ISIS member and a random cartel thug and more likely the ISIS one is a coward only fighting because he has no other option really.

Then again, ISIS is used to conventional warfare. Many commanders are from Saddam era armed forces, veterans of many wars. Also the best fighting forces are veterans from Afghanistan, Somalia, Chechnya etc. Chechen especially are probably among the most experienced warriors in the modern world.

I'd say that ISIS would win in a large scale open conflict. They are not to be underestimated, I mean they pushed back even the kurdish Peshmerga forces, before U.S airstrikes stopped them. Peshmerga wasn't the best equipped force out there, but neither are the cartels.

Peshmerga doesn't have cocaine in their system paisa

>be ISIS
>defeated in Syria, gotta go somewhere else
>choose between desert shithole war 2: catholic boogaloo or free apartment, white women, and gibs in sweden
I don't think Mexicans need to be too worried about them.

SWEDEN YES!

>Mejicans too stupid to make bombs
You would be surprised
>to operate tanks like isis
Driving a tank is no big deal
>to make chemical weapon
Mustard gas is the chemicals 101, and goat rapists use Assad army stocks instead of creating it
> to buy pieces of atomic bomb on black market.
Get a load of this guy
>Isis have its own special forces, special forces on electronics and internet whereas mejicans are just dumb beaners.
>attacking 15y old websites and DDoS, truly master hack skills
Sand niggers especially the middle east ones are pussies, only capable of making edgy videos and act tough vs civilians. Arabs have always been the shittiest soldiers and still are (just look at israel-arab wars all lost by sand niggers even at 11v1). ISIS are a bunch of pussies, They look tough because Assad army sucks ass

The mexican cartel runs the entire world really... they just could buy war stuff, usa mercenaries... or just buy the USA

Someone post the decapitated head with palms out and penis in them

Home turf would win regardless, ISIS loses their psychological factor from having Mohammad's flag because Mexicans aren't Muslim

>tanks

Yeah I'm sure ISIS' 1920 salvaged gunships and 95 Toyota artillery trucks would work against anti material rifles, kek

the cartels have submarines and their own cell Tower networks moohammsomad

By the stroke of...

If this was Fallout.
Islamics get an explosive bonus
Mexicans get an agility bonus

this

Creatividad, se lo das a tu mujer para que haga unos tacos mezclado con cerdo. Se lo das de comer a los otros. Lo que sobre (ej huesos), a los cerdos.

>Gore.
>Canibalismo.
>Muerto por mujer.
>Cerdo.
>Saber que sigues tu.

>666
Must be true

Kek pls

A group with actual war experience, able to takeover parts of several countries vs a group who fight for money with no war experience outside of shooting policemen

I wounder who would win.

People in this thread are way too fucking stupid.

Both ISIS and the cartels wouldn't face each other in any real situation, they don't fight for the same reason, ISIS fights for a philosophy that actually has guidelines while the cartels fight for material.

With that said if we would to compare them in terms of what they fight for, history and what they fight then ISIS wins hands down, reason being is that ISIS isn't necessarily just one certain group of people, ISIS consists of Chechnyan commandos, Afghanistany jihadists, Ex-Baathists and Al Qaeda and others who have experience in warfare, not only that but ISIS actually fights different armies from different countries that include global powers like US and Russia so therefor they have the upper hand.

>but muh cartels are more brutal
Do you really think ISIS gives a shit about that? When was the last time a cartel member blew himself up for his cause?