I hope this helps, Sup Forums

I hope this helps, Sup Forums.

m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You're-Autistic

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>people are commenting on this guide and asking questions

Really hit me hard

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>However, with perseverance and practice
Stopped reading right there.

Pic related really helped me

Even it doesnt help.

>A right hander

Fuck that. Worthless now.

Autism isn't the problem, paranoia (and the fact that it's almost always right) is.

laughed audibly when I saw that

>Step 1: Have good genetics.

Shut up mudslime

Because women don't like roaches

Always fucking minecraft

Same

This belongs on /r9k/

>(((paranoia)))

Somehow noticing the jews and how they're out to get you is a mental illness, right?

this can and should be whited out for meme-fodder

She's so cute

(((((Wikihow)))))

>tfw no gf to play mein craft with desu

i'm 27 years old and was just playing minecraft for 3 hours....

help

>mein kampf

WEW!

wot?

I'm the type that is trying to figure out how to mount machine gun nests on my house and put two barbed wire fences on my property line. You just never know. It's not just jews I'm paranoid about. It's saved my ass more than it's hurt me.

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>Autists get more girls than you
>Nothing will ever save you

how the fuck does this confuse you, you dumb shit? you dumb dumb shit.

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do you mean that i should read mein kraft?

I didn't need to see this.

Wew i can barely breathe, i woke my roommates and theyre super pissed and all the REEEE in this "reality" won't keep them from knocking the door down and kicking my ass.
Keks worth dying for [X]
Keks worth not dying for [ ]

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>Everyone deserves a life full of love.
WRONG.

your struggle is being an autistic faggot, and i hate you.

Please don't say this lad,
I'm already struggling with the concept of anybody ever loving me back.

>For example, if your girlfriend comes home with a new dress, puts it on, and asks you if it looks good, you should say, “yes,” even if you don’t think so.

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Scientologist pls

kek
>getting this far while being so autismal

Honestly though I'd pay to see an actual autismo tell his girlfriend her new dress makes her look like a saucy prolapsed anus.

IKTF
>anybody
Broaden your horizons.

>>A-a-user-sempai, i-is this dress nice?
>>No, its degenerate, im going to go post this on Sup Forums
>>REEEEE

She hits you with your xbox and you die of cranial hemmorage as she posts on /leftypol/

Well i don't have autism but i still am extremely shy
This will work, r-right lads?

only if ur cute

I lol'd

>If you are anxious about being rejected, try coming up with a response in advance for rejection, such as saying "Okay, see you around then," and walking away.

>mfw I showed her my power level and got called a Nazi

It's not just autism, I'm also a fatass NEET momma's boy with absolutely no ambition or drive in life. I'll probably never receive the love of a peer, but as long as one woman loves me (my mom) that's okay with me.

That's pretty alpha

>22
>never had a crush

Is it autism or did I catch homosexuality Sup Forums?

Yeah you don't wanna combine autism with other flaws senpai.

>22
shoddy luck

>dude just don't be anxious lmao

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Distraction/shaming thread, sage and abort.

>phoneposting

You're already beyond saving

Try to speak everyone. Ask people adresses even if you know the place. Ask people what time is it. Constantly try to speak people.

Women fucking love speaking. They can talk about every fucking damn thing. Every single men thought at least one time if only that bitch shut her mouth up just for one second. Ask them what they have done yesterday they will tell you every unimportant detail. Even if you afraid of talking they want to talk someone.

Brave isnt brave because he is afraid of nothing but because he does whatever he wants even if he afraids.

I've got ADHD, social anxiety, and a ridiculously low sex drive. Where's my guide?

>If you ask someone out online or with a written message, silence usually means "no." Don't respond further.
OH FUCK

wikihow.com/Die-Peacefully

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods

LOL written by a liberal woman

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>*coughs at 75 decibels* hey pretty eyes, what's a girl like you doing in this town, a place, like, a place like this

>oh haha, um I'm with someone...

>s-safe travels!

Poo-er level

pic related really helped me

autists have a huge natural handicap, arguably more evolutionarily disadvantageous than being gay

the autist still has to try much harder than the normalfag just to get any action at all

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