It's time for another /pp/ thread, lads. After the successful Absolute Monarchy thread, Poles and Americans are also on the VIP list. Brits, Spaniards and Brazilians are obviously VIP and invited to join. Post rare Salazares, sexy Portuguese girls (something which has been lacking from the very beginning tbqhwyf), revealing bacalhau pictures and tasty sardinhadas.
Unfortunately, this thread is still not the obligatory celebration thread of Mário Soares's death. However, I do hope you guys show up and give me (You)s when he finally kicks the bucket and I post the "Fuck Off, Mário" picture.
>i want to move to Portugal and stay there for the rest of my life Said no brazilian ever.
Stop being delusional, Adalberto Barbarossa.
Jeremiah Cook
>quando o Reddit foi atacado pela alt right
Ethan Morales
I pray to god everyday that you are right, that you guys don't want to come here, ever. Please don't. i encourage you to tell everyone you know how shitty and bad portugal is. Tell them that if they are thinking about living in europe, they should go anywhere else except here. Thank you
Gabriel Bailey
Thats great, stay in your favela monkey.
Asher Adams
LEL Zukas BTFO
Gabriel Campbell
Trust me, between 2 shitholes, anyone will choose to stay in the least messy shithole. Stay irrelevant, dirty moors.
Jose Stewart
>Spaniards
Leo Adams
bump
Julian Moore
>least messy keeeek >least gdp per capita >more iliteracy >more criminality >more homicide rate
Fucking monkey. At least I'm not murdered when I go to the beach
Elijah Wood
>Heroes of sea, noble races >Valiant and immortal nations >Send us victorious >Happy and glorious >To arms, to arms >On land and sea! >To arms, to arms >For our homelands! >Salute the sun that rises >And send us victorious >Happy and glorious >God save us all
Evening lads.
Matthew Hill
Não irrelevantes o suficiente para não vires para aqui chorar, índio de merda.
John Morgan
The fuck is a Portugal?
Christian Adams
It's like an America except more loyal and more white.
Brayden Thomas
A country that didn't lose to a bunch of vietnamise farmers
Jaxson Brown
trully the greatest of allies
Adam Gray
What are these categories?
>at what temperature do people best learn? >how many people are christian? >what's the rate of inflation? >what is the GDP per capita? >what are two arbitrary numbers? >at what heat can a man carry a sack of money? >how much is a ps4? >how fast can they drive?
As you can tell, my Portuguese is flawless.
Andrew Wood
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Austin Ortiz
Indeed
Tyler Jackson
This might help.
Daniel Collins
God Save The Queen.
Logan Harris
it's: >education ranking >murder rate for every 100k >what's the rate of inflation >what is the GDP per capita >Minimum wage >Least corrupt ranking >how much is a ps4 >average internet speed
Lucas Russell
>2017 >not measuring at what heat a man can carry a sack of money
I thought you were better than this Portugal.
Carter Williams
I am also disappointed about this I can easily carry a bag of valuables at extreme temperatures
Lucas Jackson
Has Britain and Portugal had any political talks/meetings since the EU vote?
Bentley Perez
30 alot too high for our wages not enough 11 28 20 between 300 something and 400yuros as fast as we want as long as the police isnt watching
Kayden Ward
>between 300 something and 400yuros
>tfw when you don't know the conversion rate of euros because you've never touched a euro in your life
Luke Bennett
Don't think so. Only a visit from our President to your country. When your Queen met with various heads of state.
No, no. I believed you in the price, but I was being smug because we don't use meme currency in Britain.
Juan Jones
I'm beginning to believe Trump belongs to the ZOG. What's with all the love for Israel? They've already shown (through the media) that they despise him, so I don't really think he has anything to gain from trying to appease them somehow. Also, almost all of his children are married to Jews, and Kushner is a Zionist. Any theories?
One other thing, when are we going to burn the Lisbon mosque? Did Martim Moniz - and countless other Portuguese - really sacrifice his life against the mudshits so they could have mosques here?
Brayden Allen
I guess that's one thing you are luckier than all of us then.
Nathan Hernandez
como é que é Lisboa para trabalhar?
devo ficar em coimbra ou que?
Wyatt Wilson
Quais são as vossas opiniões acerca de Rolão Preto e do Integralismo Lusitano? Será ele, atreve-mo a dizê-lo, o /nossohomem/?
Brayden Martin
I was going to say something about how it might be good if Trump is in bed with the ZOG, maybe it'd open people's eyes. Then I remembered we're talking about Americans, a people so stupid they'd walk off a cliff if a politician told them to do it. There's literally no hope for the US, I just want to sit back and watch it thrash itself in to little pieces.
If you take London we'll give you the Pound for free.
Brandon Johnson
Yeah. he's with the American Elite, but in a subtly way. Well not very subtly when you look at pic related.
James Perez
Of courshe. Lisboa é cancro.
Landon Myers
Portugal and the eternal Anglo are best allies
Sebastian Watson
Only in words.
Michael Baker
truly the greatest allies one could ask for
Lucas Evans
1982 says otherwise, when you helped us take back the Falklands.
Jeremiah Miller
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Michael Martinez
Não te recomendava Lisboa, sinceramente. Há empregos mas pagam quase todos mal, a não ser que tenhas sorte. De qualquer das formas não te sei dizer se vale a pena em comparação com Coimbra.
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Why did he promise to back Israel 1000% then? Didn't he recently pick a Jew for the Treasury? Steven Mnuchin is ex Goldman Sachs, he's Wall Street and he has donated to Hillary. It doesn't make sense.
What if the WASPs are in some kind of unholy alliance with the kikes? After all, they're all Abrahamists and (I guess) care only about themselves. I don't think psychopaths can be nationalistic. Anyways, just looking for opinions so I can sort this shit out.
Thomas Fisher
What did your country do when the rest of NATO and Soviet Union (and allies) conspire against Portugal in the 60s and 70s? Oh yea, you did nothing. Not only that but you were with them.
We lost our sovereignty in 74 with that stupid coup.
Fuck I care about the Falklands, in that period, Portugal was a mere puppet state.
Ryan Young
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Ryder Scott
hello~
Juan Parker
Did you not understand? He's part of the system. Of course he would back Israel.
Hey tugas install ExtraFlags. I want to see those jironados flags!
Ryder Parker
So you mean the WASPs are in on it with the ZOG?
Nathan Hernandez
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Luis Cox
I did see a basque flag once, he was some damn dirty commie that wanted independence from spain.
Kayden Harris
Eu quero é que o Benfica se foda.
Luis Jenkins
They are since forever my man.
Ayden Hall
Thanks for the link btw
Jaxon Harris
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Nathaniel Nelson
obrigado por estes links user
Brandon Perez
Post yfw Mário Soares finally dies
Mason Harris
de nada.
lembro-me que num dos primeiros /pp/ que fiz houve um tipo que me disse que o pai tinha uma garrafa de champanhe pronta a abrir neste evento específico. eu ficarei imagem relatada.
Sebastian Walker
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Elijah Diaz
And now you are became aware of it?
I don't understand modern independentists (the majority of them). They say want to preserve their national identity but they are internationalists at the same time. I'm a filthy eternal Castilian that wants a united Iberia but with regional/linguistical differences preserved, not a castilianized Spain.
Good flag.
Owen Morgan
>Stay irrelevant, dirty moors. Guess what that makes you then.
Evan Perez
full respect brothers - there's a catholic triangle between us, you and poland that will keep this old bitch europe together based on real values - if I can only slap the cucks on everyday basis ///
Mason Rivera
meh, 1000x Salazar
com provas dadas e muito mais senhor
Brody Walker
Nah, balkanize it. But united at the same time. With all types of alliances and shit. Competing but working together in the bigger picture. This would be a great Iberia.
Christian Nguyen
Veritas Nunquam Perit
Jacob Jackson
Somos vizinhos :0
Dylan Taylor
Love you guys as for the rest of Europe and some parts of the USA.
Hudson Perry
Bump
Angel Nguyen
Alguém aqui mais fappa a pensar na Mariana Mortagua? Ou sou só eu? >tfw nunca irei ser dominado na cama pela Mortágua Para quê viver
Andrew Brooks
mata-te
Angel Howard
Está na lista de afazeres.
Nathan Lopez
Just posting, because I'm VIP :)
Kevin Diaz
Estou a pensar comprar uma nau. Com quantas bocas de fogo recomendam?
Noah Morgan
como estão esta noite caros compatriotas deste país de proto-comunistas corruptos?
Aiden Lopez
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Jaxson Nguyen
viva a galiza e o norte portugues
Easton Morales
fun fact: portugal invented the warship breach canon the captcha should prove that kek approves this
Jason Nguyen
guardade
Jace Butler
I been to Portugal once, fucking awesome place, want to go back some time. The climate is perfect for me, love the food, girls are hot as fuck, can't complain, although the only girl I fucked while I was there was some Lithuanian girl who worked in a bar.
David Murphy
>Rolão Preto que bom seria voltam aos tempos de um povo burro e com medo do seu próprio governo. por outras palavras ainda somos, é por isso que queremos Salazar de volta para ser nosso pai, para nos livrar da responsabilidade das nossas decisões.
Dominic Thompson
Few centuries later, portuguese monkeys don't know how to spell breech.
Hudson Scott
¡Viva!
O demais ê todo territorio conquistado.
Austin Gonzalez
maybe because it isn't a word I commonly use in english you american cunt
Henry Diaz
More than a millenium later Americans don't know how to capitalise a noun.
Elijah Diaz
It's his second language you fucking dumb nog, his English is clearly good, a few spelling mistakes are literally irrelevant, you perfectly understood him from context.
Charles James
I'm going to portugal next week, I'm living in lisboa from then on.
the best part? It's free. Portugal's government is paying my internship.
Thomas Thompson
How do I do this?
Jeremiah Fisher
South Africa and Rhodesia stood by our side so they were there in spirit u_u
