Brit/pol/ - Prep the Clive Bull Edition

>Nigel Farage is on LBC from 10:00 to 1:00
lbc.co.uk/national/radio/player/

>Household debt at its highest since the 2008 crash. Keep taking out those loans goyim
bbc.co.uk/news/education-38370219

>Labour is running a great risk with its populist turn
newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/01/labour-running-great-risk-its-populist-turn

>Pro-EU Tory ambassador accused of leaking Brexit plans to the EU before quitting
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/sir-ivan-rogers-could-no-longer-trusted-iain-duncan-smith-says/

>Riot feared in Bradford after police shoot Paki
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/family-man-shot-dead-police-join-mp-appeal-calm-protests/

>Thanks Theresa - Britain will be Europe's most populated country by 2050 because of mass immigration
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4085590/Population-Britain-set-overtake-France-13-years-Impact-high-immigration-make-UK-populous-European-country-2050.html

>Union Leader: Corbyn should step down in 2019 if Labour's poll ratings are still bad
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4083838/Jeremy-Corbyn-consider-quitting-Labour-leader-polls-awful-2019-says-close-ally-union-power-broker-Len-McCluskey.html

>Warner Bros. looking to make Brexit movie
theguardian.com/film/2017/jan/02/brexit-the-movie-warner-bros-set-to-option-ukip-donors-memoirs-aaron-banks

>Brexit Britain is more racist and less happy than it was in 2016 - Rejoice
news.sky.com/story/brexit-britain-sky-data-poll-reveals-a-nation-divided-10713985

>"Tories make a mockery of the honours system", claims Corbyn
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/new-year-honours-jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-latest-conservative-party-mockery-cronyism-a7502826.html

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JO COX

first for slipping louise mensch the dp

Just say it Nige, for a second after that first drink you can almost imagine what tasting clean air and happiness feels like

New topic theme:

youtu.be/95FW03R-qdc

New haircut
Also
>drinking at lunch

>nige talking about nofap

Brexit won't happen!

Who /DevelopingAnAlcoholProblem/ here?

FIRST FOR SAINT JO COX (may allah guide her spirit to the afterlife).

WHO /JO COX/ HERE

THINGS WE WANT:
1. A REVERSAL OF THE BREXIT VOTE
2. ST. JO COX MEMORIAL HOSPITAL
3. SEVERAL MEMORIAL BENCHES
4. A STATUE IN EVERY MAJOR CITY
5. TO BE OFFICIALY DECLARED A SAINT BY THE CHURCH
6. FOR MY HUSBAND-ERR I MEAN JO'S HUSBAND TO STOP FUCKING YOUNG INTERNS
7. FOR ALL BIGOTS, RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, ABELISTS, WHITE PEOPLE TO DIE
8. ALL PARTIES SHOULD REFUSE TO CONTEST SEATS AT THE NEXT ELECTION SO THEY CAN ALL BE GIVEN TO ME AS A MARK OF RESPECT
9. FOR IT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR ALL TIME THAT THE GUY WHO MURDERED ME DID IT FOR BREXIT AND ALSO I SAVED MY CO WORKERS THAT DAY TOO
10. ALL JO COX GHOST POSTING MUST COME TO AN END. I AM...ERR JO IS AT REST IN PARADISE AND NOT TRAPED IN HELL.

WHEN ALL CRITERIA ARE MET WE MAY FINALLY CALL OURSELVES A TOLERENT AND PROGRESSIVE COUNTRY.

GOD SAVE JO COX! DEATH TO THE RIGHT WING! DEATH TO BREXIT! (and white people too)

Reminder that alcohol is a serious problem in this country and that we are returning to the days of Hogarth's Gin Lane

/fullydevelopedandthriving/ here

>never went out with specific intention to get drunk
bullshit

i stuffed it up her poopar lads, she went

>oof
>oof
>oof

Used to have.

Your girlfriend allowing you to suck her phanny won't happen.

L:ad do we really need to make the new thread the very instance the old one hits bump limit?

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you know her husband was a perv who got shit-canned from some scam charity for sexual harassment?

>Paddy trying to dictate how Brit/pol/ is run


The absolute fucking state

It's the third night and we've only had one caller from Lefty/pol/. Which one of you cunts is calling in?

Yes.

SHE DIED FOR NOTHING !

Just say it Nige - young people get absolutely trousered purely to forget their problems, because the world has gone to shit, and the West has handed its future away.

>phanny

>tfw I only ever get cunted alone and behave like a total gentleman on nights out

they'll never catch me

Reminder all recreational drugs are morally reprehensible

Fanny Phanthom

He's too civic to concede this

Farage is only Stage 2-3

Go on

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ANYBODY UP ITT EVER SPIT-ROASTED LOUISE MENSCH WITH A MATE?

>right dirty bint.

100%

haha this faggot didn't get drunk at house parties when he was 14.

ouch

may she piss in piss

HAHAHA, look at this faggot. oy vey everyone look at me, I'm sooo important

>talking about alcohol, staying sober, and being /fit/
>I'm drinking a whiskey mix right now

Also: you one thing that absolutely pisses me off? We have all those memes about America is land of the free and the UK is some Orwellian hellhole with absolutely zero freedoms, yet the fucking laws about alcohol are fucking stupid. Can't walk down a public road with an open beer. You most likely won't get stopped but it is technically illegal here in my state, which is one of the freest in the Union. I know the cops do patrol this alleyway between two of my town's most popular bars. I remember once I walked out in the parking lot outside my apartment just shooting the shit with my friends around bar time (I live downtown across the road from said bars). Cops drove by and were like "what's in the cup?" I was like "whoops" and walked back onto the property of my apartment and they were like "thank-you!" and drove off.

Anyway, our fucking Land of Free has some pretty gay laws about alcohol. Like in general, not just that example. 21 is the legal drinking age. TWENTY ONE. I can take a bullet for my country, buy porn, gamble, and vote for my leaders, but I can't have a beer at a restaurant for 3 more years.

FUCK

You know she would if she sex-played as a nigger

ENOUGH REEEEEEEE

GIVE ME YOUR SOULS

>tfw you can easily put away 14 units alone at home mid-week.

Look at this rare Nigel

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>tfw drink to forget her

Potato by name, potato by nature

I really like that haircut

Everyone should wake up in a cell/hospital at least once to test their limits. If you do it over and over then you're just being a cunt

>It's a good thing that public drunkenness is discouraged in America

You haven't seen the state of this country you fucking libertarian Yank shit-talker, fuck off and stop discussing things you have no idea about

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Who /doesn't drink/ here

Being drunk is very boring desu

Your hippo fetish terrifies me

She is a Saint like this brave woman

I can never get drunk from normal beers - just get sick quite quickly
Need to have vodka or something pretty strong

Ive quit but I dont want to let go of the super skunk just yet lads.
no can do Im afraid

>please pay your drunken state tax

14 units? Try getting to where you need a bottle of voddy to stop the shakes and sweat when you get of bed.

How rude of you to say, I'm going to call your mummy and you will be grounded. Don't make fun of your relatives like that mister.

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Already got that Nigel, lad. Try again.

that's a half bottle of JD, if you can't do that and wake up fresh for work you should be drinking wheatgrass juice and doing yoga desu

I don't drink. I had a few glasses of wine the other day because I'd not had a good sleep in a while, but apart from that I haven't had a drink in a few years.

>tfw too intelligent
>tfw Western civilization will collapse under our own arrogance

>gout
M A D L A D

You haven't drank enough

Fucking hell you have to drink a lot to get gout.

MUH GOUT!

Soldiers are actually allowed to drink

Civilians are not

Enlist if you want to be a teenage drunk, but frats are usually an easier way of getting drunk without getting shot

>Anyway, our fucking Land of Free has some pretty gay laws about alcohol
just about acohol?

youtube.com/watch?v=ME7K6P7hlko

youtube.com/watch?v=7sArXw6ajNg
fair enough

fucking gaylicks though

I might give my local club a go

can you even drink in the stands?

Lads, should I buy a PS Vita or not?

How did we go from putin to gout?

>f your relatives like that mister.
If you could talk about the topic and stop being so cringe with the "dad" and other "family" shit-tier memes, people wouldn't hate Americans in these threads so much.

Just listen to the program and comment without cringe memes. You'll stop the american hate in these threads.

This

Notice something off about him in that photo? Surely I'm not the one who realizes this. He looks rather olive then Anglo.

why does peter hitchens not have a chin lads?

that's only 7 cans

How do I convince myself to go into high-end clothing stores where I feel like I don't belong?
Berlin was hell and London is only going to be worse.

I've managed pancreatitis before, never had big fuck-off feet though

How do you get gout by drinking?

I don't want gout lads

No. It's shit.
3DS is better for mobile games.

if you want to have a really shité time get the new 3DS

Who /fantastic work ethic/ here?

Why would you buy a console that has no games?

I feel quite embarrassed when people talk about what they drink before a night out. I polish whole whiskey bottles and people boast about shots.

>Tried Jagerbombs
>Tried Malibu
>Tried Jack Daniels
>Tried Baileys
>Tried Carling
>Tried WKD

It all tastes like garbage lads.
I think my hatred of alcohol has made me an autistic loner.
Can't fucking STAND the taste.

Tripfags are jokes so you can harass them all you want. That's why nobody on this site likes them.

Might have been when he was on holiday. don't know where though.

>PS Vita
Keep the shekels for when the next generation consoles comes out in the autumn if you have a god tier electronic synagogue. If you need to carry a gaming unit around with you, it makes you degenerate and you will never get your hole.

NIGE NAMES THE BURGER
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>CE stamp
>no crown

Nige, what r u doing

>I drink to forget
>muh gout
Wow, it's pathetic /feels/ hour on Nige's radio phone-in too

Try drinking things for people over 18

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One of my mates told me recently that my last birthday was the heaviest night he's ever had and he could never do it again, and I'd deliberately taken it easy for his sake

ME!

NEETin it up for 20 months

Thank you, definitely not getting a 3DS though.

It's got a few decent ones, and the Jap visual novels are easy trophies.

>1992 was 25 years ago

>fuck off and stop discussing things you have no idea about
No YOU fuck off. This is America. If I want to walk down the sidewalk with an open fucking beer I should be able to. Coppers have no business about if I have a beer in my hand. I'm a grown ass man and I'll drink whatever I want.

>can you even drink in the stands?
Yeah it's a private event so you can drink there. It's on public property where it is enforced. Like my example, as soon as I stepped over that line onto that public parking lot it was illegal. The cops were nice enough as I said, just asked me to take it back to the private premises.

kek'd

like what?

I have a new 3ds xl it's great. If only I could afford more games