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Ask a congressional house staffer anything.

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Tell us something we dont know

why my penis is ivory but my balls brawn?

Rep. Goodlatte is in serious trouble

pls elaborate

did Sup Forums have any effect on the election and was it ever talked about?

Are people actually shitting themselves over Trump? Do you think he's a jew shill either fully or partially?

He is not in a good spot atm

In my office, not necessarily, but during the presidential race, it wasn't exactly pol specifically so much as public perception, and how the internet can shape it.

what does nancy pelosi smell like?

What committees does your rep sit on?

fascinating. Thanks, user.
How's the food at work?

>He is not in a good spot atm

Just say something or gtfo LARP

I can't say them all, I don't want to give away who I work for. But he works on the Judiciary committee and others.

I've never smelt her, she looks like she'd smell like some generic perfume.

Some people think he's going to be very good for his opponents. Essentially, some people believe, he'd create such a bad environment, Democrats will come back with a force not seen in years, a sort of scorched earth.

He probably is a jew shill, yeah. But who knows, we'll only have to see.

Do you like getting pozzed in your neghole?

Did Wendy's actually post that image? That's hilarious if its true.

He's the rep that whipped up the whole ethics committee vote, and lead the charge on it. He opposed leadership, and he lost. Not a good place to be. Very embarrassing, although, I'd watch him, evidently he wields more influence than we had thought.

In DC? I prefer to eat out.

Why don't you get a real job?

What's the water cooler buzz say about the next budget resolution?

When's the law coming to outlaw niggers?

What have you heard on Pizzagate?

Some dude tweeted at wendys something like "do you have dank memes" and wendys responded with this. Leftists and the media went ape shit in less than an hour and wendys took it down apologising "we didnt know pepe turned into a hate symbol"

Obamacare is the big thing on that. I'm sure you've heard the votes coming up, and plans now are going to be probably on how to defund certain aspects of it without throwing the nations healthcare into a tail spin.

Obamacare isn't the best thing in the world, but deconstructing it is like trying to avoid setting off a bomb. It's very complicated, and tweaking with the wrong thing can have very negative effects that would be blamed on the GOP.

Post some proofs brah

That's the best thing I've ever heard.

Well it would need to be within the next two years probably.

There's really not much I can show without giving away who I work for/ get myself fired. Not really important though. You can believe I'm larping if you want I guess. idc.

Will congress address the recent kidnapping and torture of a white special needs man by a gang of four blacks?

What % of the house is mouth breather retarded?

What did he do.

Is that why they wanted to kill the ethics oversight to save him?

will congress? probably not.

There are some very stupid people in congress that get elected over and over again. I don't know about a percentage, but there are tons.

How do I get your job

See

Answer the question?

Intern and hope to get offered a job. That's the usual way in. Or, if you can get work during a campaign, you can get in on the ground floor and really make it up there quick if you're good.

Are you people really still on this pizza gate thing? I mean its funny, but a bit worn, don't you think?

Oh, that's right... You must watch the news.

Fuck off and lurk more, faggot.

I actually got to meet Goodlatte at some dessert store a couple months ago, and got a picture with him too. Even though I'm not republican. Still, what happened to the poor guy?

Off by one, btw.

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He was in charge of the effort to gut the ethics committee. He failed and embarrassed himself. To compound it, it was the first major embarrassment of the year, he opposed both the Speaker & the majority leader and got a massive public backlash. He will likely be quiet for a while, and expected to fall in line.

you seem nervous about something, is it true politicians get tricked/drugged into kiddy diddling on camera and then blackmailed?
>inb4 of course not, goy

(You)
[Nervous laughter intensifies]

Welcome to Sup Forums
>pic related
Is you right now.

I don't know what this means.

do you praise kek?

only ironically, which seems to be enough.

Disregard him

Sup Forums is need of contacts, we got a Project Veritas guy however but thats it

Would you tripfag and consider doing more amas?

I do these every once and a while, only when I'm bored though. I'll try and remember for next time.

Yeah, but are we facing another sequestration?

you know what, house fag is a bad name.

are you right, left, libertarian, socialist?

Is Gowdy preparing for a job in the administration?

>I mean its funny, but a bit worn, don't you think?

That's what makes it a fucking great name tho. You'll always be housefag to me.

Will white interest and politics ever be obtainable democratically?

Maybe?

I suspect not, but it's really hard to tell this time, Trump doesn't really play by the rules, and if he's looking to get some of this stuff done, it's going to be expensive. I do not believe there will be a sequester, I find it very unlikely. I predict spending will increase.

No, I doubt it. I think I would have heard of that.

By American standards, I'm center left.

How'd you get your job sounds interesting

Name three reasons why you shouldn't hang on the day of the rope?

Do you make decent money?

why did they choose Ryan as Speaker? We HATE that ass!

Probably not now. You'd have to reverse a lot of progress.

A few years back, my candidate was running for office, I was working on my undergrad and decided to intern during my senior year. He ended up winning and offered me a job when I graduated.

holy fuck Wisconsin needs to get rid of Ryan

What's the weirdest thing you've seen there?

I hate Cuck Ryan

>By American standards, I'm center left.
bullshit.

There is no such thing as the center.
There are individualists, and collecivists. Everyone else is part of a web of lies and deceit.

Do you feel bad about being part of the problem?

>(((Progress)))

I do alright, I make about ~67 yearly.

He was a VP candidate, the GOP liked him. He's was instantly elevated to seniority.

I will become a martyr

Being on lockdown was gnarly.

How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?

Yeah, by American Standards. I feel quite good about where I'm at actually.

I can't see why he has the support to drive the agenda..

He is literally the embodiment of everything we elected Trump to destroy. I want him GONE. do you hear me???/ G O N E !

Did you shill for Hill?

do you realize that your ancestors will speak Spanish?

please solve, this is not multiple choice

ronPaul:Trump::Bernie: ???

My ancestors are dead, and I suppose its possible some of them spoke Spanish.

No, I hate that bitch. SHE is everything wrong with this country.

Yeah, well American voters are reliably stupid. Which is why the house is re elected so consistently. Even with the gerrymandering, nobody really makes a big uproar about it.

I've got 3-4 former college buddies who are congressional staffers. You're all the same breed. You confuse being close to power with actually having it and you fell for the DC rat race.

Enjoy living in a shithole for shit pay just so you can fetch coffee for Senators.

>being that much of a fuccgoi

We need a srs drain swamp

If they did by the fathers line - you have to do it too.

I hope the great Latin people will make USA better.

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also anglos shouldn't be citizens in Canada, except the really true anglosaxons

La Canada est un frankophone

Did you finish season1 of house of Cards yet?

Serious question, Patty Murray is one of the senators from my state is has been regularly regarded as the dumbest senator for over a decade. Is that your impression as well?

Also, which member of congress treats their staffers the worst?

WILL YOUR FUCKEN COUNTRY FIX CHICAGO

???


WILL YOU HELP SORT OUT THIS SHITHOLE ?

Fucking hell, I really need to proofread what i write.

The only progress is the progress in the racial interest.

witnessed

What the fuck is going on with Pizzagate?

Why is the media so freaked out?

Gohmert is absolutely the dumbest person I've ever had the misfortune of existing with.

I haven't worked with her staffers yet, but I heard incoming Kamela Harris can be a mega bitch.

What does Paul Ryan smell like? Asking for a friend...

like a cotton dress shirt

Frank Underwood is your hero isn't he? He's always adored by the wannabe politico.

Bud, your job is shit and where you live is shit. Your life will become more prosperous with every mile you put between yourself and DC.

>Your life will become more prosperous with every mile you put between yourself and DC.

This is unironically and factually true.

Unless you're totally cool with selling everything about yourself to move an inch.

I'm sure we'll get around to it sometime.
also, sweet digits.

sweat

nobody cares about that outside of here.

thanks for the advise.

Mine is a two part question: How flopped out is your boipucci and which congressman has dicked you down the best?

Do you bring your own lunch?

no. I can't cook.

I have never bottomed, and I've never slept with a congressman.

k/yr to suck off little boys dicks in a pedo pizza parlor

Fuck off you god damn kike loser. I hope you fucking die of AIDS you motherfucking pedarest.
I will pray to KEK tonight that you get nut cancer in your faggot little balls.

While you pray, remember that your taxes go to my pay.

Does congress understand that the vast majority of Americans would react like the grandma in Mars Attacks if they were to be slaughtered.
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>>Do you bring your own lunch?
>no. I can't cook.
so you're single, or gay?

>How'd you become a House Staffer?
>Where do you see yourself in five years, ten?
>What do you do on a day to day basis?
>How's the pay?

Jokes on you filthy kike. I've been evading taxes 14 years now and teaching others around me how to do it.

Better learn how to suck dick for a private sector job because President Trump is gonna clean fucking house.

What can you do as an intern to stand out and make the member notice you? How do you go from interning at his district office to becoming staff in Washington? What was the interview process like?

I hope that majority of americans will be catholic and will speak Spanish soon

>I mean its funny, but a bit worn, don't you think?

how many pizzas have you had, user?

Do the words "Seville," "Granada," and "Lisbon" mean anything to you?