What would be the Easiest way to get u.s greencard?

What would be the Easiest way to get u.s greencard?

marry a gringa?

Easiest? Marry an American.

I'll marry you

Regular way? Be an engineer or a doctor or something which are always needed and apply and wait 10 years

You gotta be the GAYEST nigga.

Dat's it.

Gay marriage legal now?

mail explosives to buildings owned by the state. They'll come get you real fast

Give me your butthole

Stay away from me evil x4

Yeah. We'll share the bennies until you're naturalized then divorce

Print one out

Satan demands your boipucci for a greencard.

He's just lonely and possibly ugly

Fuck my ass instead

Learn a skill besides bantz, get a job here, don't call your boss a cunt.

If I were to find someone in the us and pay them in order to marry me, would I get a U.S greencard? What happens to me if we divorce while in the states?

Minisatan, sell your ass to megasatan. It is the only way.

Join the Army. Seriously, I met a few Chinese, multiple other Asians, a Russian, a German, and tons of Latino and Africans. My bunkmate in basic was actually a 17 year old Mexican and he got citizenship before he turned 18. They fast track it.

>What would be the Easiest way to get u.s greencard?
Follow these simple rules (pic)

There's entire websites dedicated to marrying for a greencard, you don't even have to pay.

If you divorce while married you have to leave unless you've been naturalized which takes 2 years.

Most of the time it's older women who have struck out finding a man and the guy has to stick it out

dvlottery.state.gov.

Worked for me.

FUCK OFF, especially if you're a shitskin. We don't want you in north america

>naturalized which takes 2 years.
Isn't it 5 years?

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