I don't know any other way to say this so I'll just say it. I am an extraterrestrial. I come from 3 billion light years away and I am searching for life that my species will consider worthy to enter a galactic counsel. I have happened upon you and discovered through browsing of your World Wide Web that this area has significant pull in many aspects of the culture of your planet. While the rest exhibit a pack-like mentality of unintelligent species the humans on this area exhibit signs of enhanced intelligence and strength through factual scientific knowledge. I am making my final submission within the next couple of hours as approve or disapprove and I hope I will see more of what makes you great but I must ask for your consent as a species to want to be part of this counsel.
Space kebab is still kebab and as you know, kebab is to be removed.
Nathaniel Sullivan
where's the space flag moon faggot
Adrian Bell
Yeah. Show proofs. Got any proofs?
Jaxson Smith
We are knowledgeable in your ways and as a sign of trust we will remove the quickest reproducing and most inefficient subspecies of your planet. We believe that contribution to the whole is important and the group Africanus has contributed nothing significant to the advancement of the human race.
Asher Flores
>707 707
what do alien vaginas look like?
Josiah Carter
Lowly whites are not worthy for space. Take the arabs and niggers and go far far into space and leave us pathetic caucasians here to suffer for our hatred. And don't come back.
Jayden Cooper
>its an ayy lmao larping thread
Xavier Sanchez
>GuV
Too close to goy. Leave this place before I change Africanus to the Isralites
Charles Hall
HOW CAN HU-MEN EVEN COMPETE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Ryder Wilson
WHILE YOURE AT WORK YOUR WIFE IS GETTING >UFOD IN THE ASS
Michael Wilson
APE BOIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Chase Roberts
What's it pay?
Alexander Gray
good old J-Rod
Grayson Baker
come on by make this planet less boring ill give you my protection as long as you can shapeshift
Jaxon Robinson
This post has gone painfully unappreciated.
Aaron Fisher
ye cunt we are full, fuk off leb
Jordan Campbell
I think you meant to type "council" with your highly advanced computer there sky chief.
Luis Edwards
What is your favorite Ernest movie?
Cooper Ross
space immigrants in muh Sup Forums time to build a energy field around our planet to keep the gray devil out.
Try waiting until the CNN CONFIRMED!!! Thread 404s first
Nathan Brooks
Ernest goes to jail
Wyatt Diaz
How can vertebrates even compete?
Jack Williams
First a few questions for you OP.
How did you come here? How old are you? Why are you here? Why are you not on your planet?
Evan Sanders
Yes this, they're peaceful
Benjamin Davis
Space war now!!
Nicholas Lee
>1 post by this ID space nog?
Easton Ramirez
I don't think you guys would end up on Sup Forums.
Jack Rodriguez
FUCK OFF WERE FULL
Ayden Rivera
Where did you go to? Cotton eye joe
Lucas Nelson
Nothing better than a new fag spotting thread.
Jacob James
I too am an extraterrestrial (albeit a human one). I come from the Pleaides. Perhaps we could meet for dinner someday.
Bentley Bailey
Is there a Denominator of the universe?
Joseph Nguyen
ikr
i love 4 Chan
Samuel Brown
I'd say that you almost certainly don't exist; Unless we invent some way to travel thousands of times faster than the speed of light it's extremely unlikely that we meet another race of intelligent beings.
However, I will say this: In some ways, human beings are the most wonderful race you'll ever meet. We can be kind, caring, generous, loyal and trustworthy to a fault; even if it irrationally goes against our own self-interest. However, I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes, don't make us your enemy. We really haven't evolved that far from our primal ancestry. If you deprive us of our creature comforts and put our lives in danger we can become the most violent and ruthless creatures you've likely ever encountered.
We can conduct war with an industrial precision likely unheard of among space faring races. In the past, we've committed some truly ruthless acts of violence in a manner that most aliens would call wretchedly pragmatic. For example: we have a sacred holiday called "Christmas" It's probably the single most well known holiday for a huge portion of the planet. The spirit of the holiday is generosity and goodwill for all mankind. One group of humans once knowingly used the holiday celebrations (and subsequent imbibing of alcohol) as opportunity to cross a frozen river in rowboats in the middle of the night to slaughter an enemy army who was drunken and asleep in their beds. This is considered a brilliant act of heroism on our world - see attached heroic portrayal. Why shouldn't I agree? We can be selfless, brilliant and undaunted; but we can also be utterly soulless and barbaric in pursuit of our goals. How'd you get here?
Luke Carter
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Nathaniel Martinez
Why don't you consult me before making that final submission?
I'd love to have a conversation.
I'm sure you will find me if you're interested.
Adam Campbell
>3 billion light years >galactic level counsel
3 billion light years is outside of the local group, the "Great Attractor" and the "Sloane Wall." You got your numbers mixed up mate.
Jaxon Watson
>how to bring the downfall of a highly advanced intergalactical species capable of traviling 3 billion lightyears to fall with a single post Dont forget the supreme kikes
