Australia Advice

I'm going on a trip to Australia in two weeks. Does Australia have troublesome political groups (like BLM or liberals) that I should be aware of / avoid?

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Yeah nah you'll be right mate

You should be alright, just watch out for the emu rights activists and you should be fine.

Stay away from Melbourne- now run by Sudanese gangs

If you're interested in the nightlife avoid sydney

where bouts you going in oz?

luckily in Queensland its still pretty decent except for surfers paradise that shithole

We have our fair share of SJW hipsters but they're more annoying than troublesome. Nothing like BLM but I would stay away from areas dominated by one ethnic group (Aboriginal / Islander / Lebanese / Sudanese etc) if I were you. They often look for trouble.

You'll be right mate. You'll enjoy yourself, we have a great country.

M-Melbourne. I've heard bad things about it.
oh fuck me just saw this

Also if you decide on driving through the NT don't stop for anyone.

A friend of mine wonders if abo prostitutes are easy to access.

Most cities have a few brothels. Escorts are widely available and legal too.

I heard abos will kill me for my petrol.

aussie bantz is not a myth. they don't fucking stop. I was begining to wonder if they weren't really joking when they were busting my balls, but someone said "wow they really like you!"

had my cousin beaten nearly to death by wogs in melbourne city just coz he was walking home from the station alone.. he is a real hipster so kinda giggled but felt bad at the same time..

you should be fine mate as it hasnt reached a level where its a constant problem..

enjoy yourself mate :]

Even if they were, would 'your friend' really sink that low?
Oh, and checked.

Try to avoid running over abos. Unlike ours, their injuns tend to get drunk and sleep on the road, rather than the ditch.

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Bestiality is illegal in Australia.

You're right. Ours usually block the roads when they're awake.

We have these shit cunts called "socialist alternative", but they're nowhere near as bad as the liberals in the US.
And we've got 1/16 blood abbos who constantly moan "THIS IS OUR LAND!" (actual abbos are too busy getting drunk to do it themselves)

user remember to put the "fairy bread" in a highly crowded area. We don't want anyone to get away "hungry". Takes lots of pics

those have teeth right?

As a heads up "liberals" might mean something different here. The Liberal Party in Australia is like the right-wing conservative, whereas the Labor Party is more leftist

haha yeah they really did like you mate

Saw an abo try to sell herself on a street corner in Morley WA a few years ago. Not sure if she got any customers. If she brought her price down from $40 for head then maybe she would have a queue.

Mate, the greatest honor we can bestow someone is a glass bottle to the face.

If you have received that, you have definitely become an honorary Aussie, my American friend :^)

I hear walking bare foot in the tidal pools is therapeutic

>block the roads
And then charge you to pass through the roads you paid for.

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Are you trying to get him killed?

He's American. Of course he's trying to get me killed.

Yeah it used to be the British who used to do that now it's the yanks.

Melbourne is fine, just keep your head about you if youre near drinkers, some cunts are looking for a fight

nah but one word of advice is watch out for half castes meaning half whites half abos.

They are sneaky, actual full blood abo adults are pretty chill and will have a yarn with you while you wait for bus but dont talk to half castes they are snaeky violent fucks.

Not all of them but enough are its etter to just not risk it

+1 made me kek

Poor Bongs cant do anything without the government punishing them, including bantz

Why are you coming here and where are you headed?

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Tasmania is nice. Kinda boring but worth a visit.

To bang your women (and visit family). Heading to Melbourne.

I heard you can cuddle Tasmanian devils (the ones they keep at zoos).

Depends on where you're going, if you're going to a certain city then look up local forums or ask people and see what places you should avoid.

Well for a start, we use the actual meaning of liberal, not the moronic hijack American meaning of liberal.

not really, just the socialist alliance crying about >muh detention centres

oi can one of you CUNTS start an aus/pol/ thread?

Everything you need to know:
>Our Liberal Party is conservative, while our Labour party is sort of left-wing
>Avoid Melbourne, if you have to really visit, avoid university districts, and general poverty areas. The rest of Victoria is pretty good, with the climate in some areas being similar to Canada
>Sydney is where most tourists go, but there's fuck tons of Chinks and Muslims, so you'd be accustomed to it. (Really though, Sydney is fine. Good beaches and weather). Rest of NSW is mostly bushland with farms along the coast and the super-comfy highlands near the border with Victoria
>South Australia is basically little Italy, with loads of vineyards, wineries, and good weather. Don't expect much rain, and the hottest temperature in Australia was recorded there.
>Western Australia is just a giant fucking desert filled with mines. Perth has god-tier internet, and you might be able to catch MaxMoeFoe or other JewTubers that work with him
>Northern Territory is a literal Mad-Max hellhole
>Queensland is GOAT. Best state in Australia. QLD represent
>Tasmania is pretty comfy imo. Buttloads of lefties and SJWs, but also no abos, seeing as they literally got hunted to extinction, no joke.
>ACT is just Canberra. Politicians and rich-upper class cunts are all you'll find there.
>Biker gangs exist, although they aren't really a problem if you don't fuck with them, unlike what our Muslims do.
>Apex (gang filled with Sudanese apes) runs most of Melbourne. Police don't do anything, and SJWs defend Apex. Stay out of Melbourne if you value your life.
>Be careful of jellyfish, sharks, tigerfish, stingrays, and every other sea creature when swimming in the ocean, while avoiding crocodiles, leeches, AIDs, and floating corpses while going for a dip in our rivers and lakes.
>Abos are alright. They're pretty docile, and their stupidity makes them harmless. If they get triggered, prepare for laughs. Don't give them any money. DO NOT GIVE THEM BOOZE.
Have fun