Tommorow you wake up and look in the mirror and this is what you see, what do you do?

Tommorow you wake up and look in the mirror and this is what you see, what do you do?

Kidnap a white boi

Whatever CJ did in San Andreas

I can see two niggers in the mirror and they are the same one, therefore I am not a nigger

revert to my primal nature and act like the king chimp in the concrete jungle.

Fuck yeah!! I'm not a manlet anymore

Wait for me Sweden

apply for a job at blacked.com

I fight crime, and advocate studies that shows that nogs are inferior.

My hero name would be the anti nigger.

Pretty much uncle ruckus in a nutshell.

Catch a train? Good luck

continue living whatever life that is because that nigga obviously is better off than I am. all that affirmative action and gibs treating him realllll nice. look at that damn bathroom.

plus advocate for white people. cause even if I'm black niggers are still fucking retarded.

AY YO HOL UP

go to park and see if I can dunk

nuffin

Suddenly...im 3/5 the man i used to be
Theres a shadow hanging from a tree
Oh wait no hes a nig like me

Find a nice black girl slowy redpill her turn her conservative and raise black kids properly.

Id say it all starts with a good dad

Finally satisfy my gf sexually.

/thread

Apply to Ivy League schools on a full scholarship
Then begin the blacksploitation

Pull down my pants and hope that the myth is true.

would do jojo poses all day long.

get a job at BLACKED.com

Feels bad for u negro

Become a black nationalist

There you are

Freak out because I like being a svelte white guy with long, brunette hair.

My girlfriend also finds almost no blacks attractive so I'd freak out even more.

god fucking dammit

nuffin

>My girlfriend also finds almost no blacks attractive so I'd freak out even more.
Must be hard finding a bull

Shoot the fucking ape in the face for breaking and showering.

Kill myself on the spot

Instantly leave my wife and child.

apply for blacked.com

underrated post

>long hair

Fag

kek /thread.

Sudoku.

Lol niggers cant figure out sudoku
They should commit ritual suicide instead

Go to Germany
Collect gibs

Make like Treshaun Martin
RIP watermelanin

Apply for BLACKED.com

CARLOS!

I laugh, relax and start mixing.

Go fuck some coal burners.

Go to sweden as a somali refugee, rape some swedish girls in front of their men without going to prison

Call all whiteys racist

Await my gibs

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Become a tan german, or just go full Uncle Ruckus

go get a free degree. then get a job from a provider that maintains diversity quotas

Oh tough break, turns out your nigger self has a micro penis

I would have to assume that I was in The Wiz and try to figure out the rules.

Finally lose my virginity and start slaying white girls.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Depends, is it only a superficial change, or does my whole racial makeup change as well?

CARLOS YOU FUCKING KEK ASSHOLE

But there are now TWO NIGGERS in your house.

bet you are invited to plenty of leaf blowing parties

Realize that I fell asleep watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

>pic is me now

Does he even know it is himself?

Where da wyte wimminz at?

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Commit a hate crime because there's no repercussions for it. In fact, the media will most likely brand me a tragic hero for it.

Damn I love being black.

Go argue with liberals now they can't just dismiss you with 'racist'

Self-lynch.

kidnap as many white people as i can, murder, commit the most horrendous crimes against white America, i will be the spark to this holy race war the ethnic cleansing of this land, even if it kills me as a white man stuck in a black mans body. No one will ever know of said sacrifice, but anything to get rid of niggers is justified.

Fuk me sum wite gurls ayo

This is the only correct answer.

Start a BLM march, my nigger skin is camouflage to the rest of these niggers. I even smell like them, little do these niggers know, a devil is amongst them..

well played

then im not playing this game

Id be sad my glorious ginger barnet was gone but other than its gonna have 0 bearing on my life. My weed wont know im black, my vidya wont know im black my cat wont give a fuck im black. I live alone, i get my groceries delivered to the door, i work from home. I literally havent left the house since before christmas anyway.

Start race war by killing lots of white bois

>discount Australia
Your countrys posts are leaf tier fag

kek

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>Hurry and make as many Rap videos as I could in 12 hours to see if I can get rich.

>Commit a small crime in my community in public and see if I can get away with it by pulling the race card.

>Check rap results

> Apply for jobs i'm not qualified for to see if I get them.

> Rob a pharmacy
> Drink the Lean

>Join Gang in Prison

get a swastika tattooed on my chest and join a skinhead clique

be an outspoken anti-nigger

Start a race war with muslims, mutual destruction. WiN win.

Apply to business school and get a discounted ride because of the color of my skin.

make millions playing professional sports and fuck so many women that I beat the law of averages and get hiv through straight sex.

It would be magic. My johnson, that is.

loool

I see a nigger looking at a nigger in a mirror in a bathroom? Wtf, why would I ever see that OP?

Kill myself.

Nuffin

Noice bantz Duterte

Fpbp

I #staywoke

Go outside and impregnate as many white women as I can.

Shoot him in the head

Finally found the reference

Run for president of USA

"Holy fuck I am rich!"

Grab a noose and hang myself in a tree

Go to Sweden and live like a kang.

Go pick up some coal burners

Enrich some liberals.

>Tommorow you wake up and look in the mirror and this is what you see, what do you do?
I would be very surprised and remember this thread and wonder what the fuck happened

Probably try and contact OP to remove the witches curse he put on me

god shes cute wtf

apply petrotrin being a nigger is the only prerequisite

I would scare white people

I would also start being a blues guitarist playing Stevie Ray and Johnny Winter licks, because my job would probably call the cops if I came in and tried to clock in