Tommorow you wake up and look in the mirror and this is what you see, what do you do?
Tommorow you wake up and look in the mirror and this is what you see, what do you do?
Kidnap a white boi
Whatever CJ did in San Andreas
I can see two niggers in the mirror and they are the same one, therefore I am not a nigger
revert to my primal nature and act like the king chimp in the concrete jungle.
Fuck yeah!! I'm not a manlet anymore
Wait for me Sweden
apply for a job at blacked.com
I fight crime, and advocate studies that shows that nogs are inferior.
My hero name would be the anti nigger.
Pretty much uncle ruckus in a nutshell.
Catch a train? Good luck
continue living whatever life that is because that nigga obviously is better off than I am. all that affirmative action and gibs treating him realllll nice. look at that damn bathroom.
plus advocate for white people. cause even if I'm black niggers are still fucking retarded.
AY YO HOL UP
go to park and see if I can dunk
nuffin
Suddenly...im 3/5 the man i used to be
Theres a shadow hanging from a tree
Oh wait no hes a nig like me
Find a nice black girl slowy redpill her turn her conservative and raise black kids properly.
Id say it all starts with a good dad
Finally satisfy my gf sexually.
/thread
Apply to Ivy League schools on a full scholarship
Then begin the blacksploitation
Pull down my pants and hope that the myth is true.
would do jojo poses all day long.
get a job at BLACKED.com
Feels bad for u negro
Become a black nationalist
There you are
Freak out because I like being a svelte white guy with long, brunette hair.
My girlfriend also finds almost no blacks attractive so I'd freak out even more.
god fucking dammit
nuffin
>My girlfriend also finds almost no blacks attractive so I'd freak out even more.
Must be hard finding a bull
Shoot the fucking ape in the face for breaking and showering.
Kill myself on the spot
Instantly leave my wife and child.
apply for blacked.com
underrated post
>long hair
Fag
kek /thread.
Sudoku.
Lol niggers cant figure out sudoku
They should commit ritual suicide instead
Go to Germany
Collect gibs
Make like Treshaun Martin
RIP watermelanin
Apply for BLACKED.com
CARLOS!
I laugh, relax and start mixing.
Go fuck some coal burners.
Go to sweden as a somali refugee, rape some swedish girls in front of their men without going to prison
Call all whiteys racist
Await my gibs
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Become a tan german, or just go full Uncle Ruckus
go get a free degree. then get a job from a provider that maintains diversity quotas
Oh tough break, turns out your nigger self has a micro penis
I would have to assume that I was in The Wiz and try to figure out the rules.
Finally lose my virginity and start slaying white girls.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Depends, is it only a superficial change, or does my whole racial makeup change as well?
CARLOS YOU FUCKING KEK ASSHOLE
But there are now TWO NIGGERS in your house.
bet you are invited to plenty of leaf blowing parties
Realize that I fell asleep watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
>pic is me now
Does he even know it is himself?
Where da wyte wimminz at?
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Commit a hate crime because there's no repercussions for it. In fact, the media will most likely brand me a tragic hero for it.
Damn I love being black.
Go argue with liberals now they can't just dismiss you with 'racist'
Self-lynch.
kidnap as many white people as i can, murder, commit the most horrendous crimes against white America, i will be the spark to this holy race war the ethnic cleansing of this land, even if it kills me as a white man stuck in a black mans body. No one will ever know of said sacrifice, but anything to get rid of niggers is justified.
Fuk me sum wite gurls ayo
This is the only correct answer.
Start a BLM march, my nigger skin is camouflage to the rest of these niggers. I even smell like them, little do these niggers know, a devil is amongst them..
well played
then im not playing this game
Id be sad my glorious ginger barnet was gone but other than its gonna have 0 bearing on my life. My weed wont know im black, my vidya wont know im black my cat wont give a fuck im black. I live alone, i get my groceries delivered to the door, i work from home. I literally havent left the house since before christmas anyway.
Start race war by killing lots of white bois
>discount Australia
Your countrys posts are leaf tier fag
kek
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>Hurry and make as many Rap videos as I could in 12 hours to see if I can get rich.
>Commit a small crime in my community in public and see if I can get away with it by pulling the race card.
>Check rap results
> Apply for jobs i'm not qualified for to see if I get them.
> Rob a pharmacy
> Drink the Lean
>Join Gang in Prison
get a swastika tattooed on my chest and join a skinhead clique
be an outspoken anti-nigger
Start a race war with muslims, mutual destruction. WiN win.
Apply to business school and get a discounted ride because of the color of my skin.
make millions playing professional sports and fuck so many women that I beat the law of averages and get hiv through straight sex.
It would be magic. My johnson, that is.
loool
I see a nigger looking at a nigger in a mirror in a bathroom? Wtf, why would I ever see that OP?
Kill myself.
Nuffin
Noice bantz Duterte
Fpbp
I #staywoke
Go outside and impregnate as many white women as I can.
Shoot him in the head
Finally found the reference
Run for president of USA
"Holy fuck I am rich!"
Grab a noose and hang myself in a tree
Go to Sweden and live like a kang.
Go pick up some coal burners
Enrich some liberals.
>Tommorow you wake up and look in the mirror and this is what you see, what do you do?
I would be very surprised and remember this thread and wonder what the fuck happened
Probably try and contact OP to remove the witches curse he put on me
god shes cute wtf
apply petrotrin being a nigger is the only prerequisite
I would scare white people
I would also start being a blues guitarist playing Stevie Ray and Johnny Winter licks, because my job would probably call the cops if I came in and tried to clock in