Brit/pol/ - Autistic Screeching Edition

>BREAKING BETRAYAL - Andrea Leadsom: "We'll make a loophole so that mass immigration can continue"
express.co.uk/news/politics/750115/Brexit-Environment-Secretary-Andrea-Leadsom-UK-farmers-EU-migrant-labour-seasonal-workers


>Household debt at its highest since the 2008 crash. Keep taking out those loans goyim
bbc.co.uk/news/education-38370219

>Labour is running a great risk with its populist turn
newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/01/labour-running-great-risk-its-populist-turn

>Pro-EU Tory ambassador accused of leaking Brexit plans to the EU before quitting
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/sir-ivan-rogers-could-no-longer-trusted-iain-duncan-smith-says/

>Riot feared in Bradford after police shoot Paki
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/family-man-shot-dead-police-join-mp-appeal-calm-protests/

>Thanks Theresa - Britain will be Europe's most populated country by 2050 because of mass immigration
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4085590/Population-Britain-set-overtake-France-13-years-Impact-high-immigration-make-UK-populous-European-country-2050.html

>Union Leader: Corbyn should step down in 2019 if Labour's poll ratings are still bad
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4083838/Jeremy-Corbyn-consider-quitting-Labour-leader-polls-awful-2019-says-close-ally-union-power-broker-Len-McCluskey.html

>Warner Bros. looking to make Brexit movie
theguardian.com/film/2017/jan/02/brexit-the-movie-warner-bros-set-to-option-ukip-donors-memoirs-aaron-banks

>Brexit Britain is more racist and less happy than it was in 2016 - Rejoice
news.sky.com/story/brexit-britain-sky-data-poll-reveals-a-nation-divided-10713985

>"Tories make a mockery of the honours system", claims Corbyn
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/new-year-honours-jeremy-corbyn-labour-party-latest-conservative-party-mockery-cronyism-a7502826.html

>Thread Theme
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1st for le soap meme

Not only will britbongs lose all their EU muh privileges and tank their economy, but they'll still have to give the EU money. There was literally no point in leaving the EU.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-theresa-may-philip-hammond-transitional-deal-eu-budget-a7485206.html

3rd for bomber harris did nothing wrong.

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Fish-era Marillion were a better band than Genesis ever were.

concernfags pls go

No wonder so many anglos have black hair dark eyes and brownish skin

>mfw Pakistanis like (you) will be gassed and burned alive to power our central heating because it's too expensive currently and killing you all and using you as fire fuel would be much cheaper.

EDF, British Gas and the rest of them can fuck right off.

this tbqh gerrycucks cant compete

>Charles Manson may be 2017 first celebrity death after being taken to hospital

RIP SWEET ANGEL YOU WILL BE MISSED

Is the OP image actually getting at anything?

Does Wales actually have any devolved powers that Scotland doesn't? (I know NI has/is getting Corp tax.)

where did Scotland actually go?

They've been awfully quiet lately

Leave voters voted themselves into vassaldom.

At best they are going to get some Norway-type deal out of this.

So they will have to accept freedom of movement, abide by the majority of laws delivered by the European parliament and pay into the EU budget while not having any say, veto or any representation in the European institutions.

So now, states like Croatia or Latvia will have more power to influence legislation that will influence British citizens than the UK itself.

The UK effectively voted to become a vassal state of the European Union.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Should glass scotlandistan tbqh

>tfw renounce professorship to kill gerrycucks but never see combat because too intelligent

reminder not to reply to tripfags

>streamable.com/gocup

kill me

Scottish politics is dead boring.

Though I suppose that's what you get when you go from referendum to election to election to referendum. ENOUGH DEMOCRACY THANK YOU.

Quintessentially British!

Transitional implies that at some point that will change, at some point there will be a time where we don't contribute to the EU budget, but you are right in the sense that this is taking the fucking piss, I suppose we could just refuse to pay it, but then we, or rather they - are risking a tit or tat trade war. Out of the two main reasons why people voted to leave the EU, immigration and sovereignty, sovereignty can be pretty much fixed the day we leave but immigration could have at least been fixed without us leaving the EU if successive governments had really wanted to. Non-EU immigration has been going steadily up for a long, long time and if you think that you should judge someone by their actions and not by their words, there is literally no reason why you would think that the government gives a shit about immigration.

Enoch was right

But what was he WRONG about, /brit/pol?

Letting Scotland have their own parliament was another mistake. And guess who we have to thank for that.

That's going to be a bit tricky given that the European Union won't exist in ten years.

Isn't every britpol edition autistic screeching?

Quintessentially British!!!

not shooting socialists on site

Back to injecting whiskey, shagging heroin and drinking sheep then?

How do we solve the scotland problem

Is that a cheese pizza pattern?

When will you realise that what we vote for and what actually happens are two different things?

Remember that part of the Labour pledge to bring in millions of Pakis? No? That's odd...

Our entire ruling class, the entire establishment, are traitors and one day we're going to make the French Revolution look like a grazed knee.

It really pissed me off that some people were treating this wog as a saint, rather than the filthy fucking animal that he is. It was great to see him put down and all, but then you just get the scum coming out of the woodwork protesting, and it just makes me fucking despair.

It's a good job our police don't shoot as many darkies as the ones in the US, because I think the reaction to it would be worse here.

>Family and friends say Yasser Yaqub, 28, who has a daughter, was gunned down
>Shooting took place at junction 24 of the motorway near Huddersfield at 6pm
>Up to six police vehicles penned in Mercedes, a Jaguar, a VW and Audi sportscar
>Police revealed a gun was found in the car carrying the father-of-two
>Three arrests on M62 - two more people held after car was stopped in Bradford
>Police say vehicles were pulled over because they were hunting for a firearm
>Mr Yaqub accused of drug dealing and put on trial in 2010 for attempted murder

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4082864/Man-shot-dead-police-sliproad-M62-pre-planned-operation.html

Do it again Bomber Harris

Rank U.K. countries

1) England
2) Wales
3) Northern Ireland
4) Isle of Man
5) Isle of White
6) Pakistan
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7) Scotland

Quintessentially British!!!!

I FUCKING SAID THIS WOULD PROBABLY HAPPEN

It's weird, but I like it, I hate hearing about Sturgeon up here trying find more ways to block Brexit, and it's getting boring hearing about her trying to convince other EU countries and getting told to piss off

I think it was on balance an ok idea. It's a useful germination zone for certain policies.
By which I mean "it shows when it comes to free tuition, it wasn't financially necessary to impose fees in england*, Blair was just a cunt.", also I recall that NPD - while not great - is slightly better than PFI.

It's also useful for letting smaller parties get a leg-up. There's something to be said for the fact that the SNP aren't Scottish Labour, independent of almost everything else about them. When a party dominates the political landscape for a lifetime, it develops a hell of an entitlement complex. Watching the beast be slain is enjoyable even if you don't like the one doing the slaying.

*Whether it's a moral idea or not is irrelevant: The point is a Labour government didn't need to and did.

Welsh devolution was an absolute fucking disaster though. What's the point of a devolved parliament if you're just going to keep voting Labour? (Was praying for the UKIP+CON+PLAID coup to pass, personally. Maybe UKIP can take advantage of Wales as the SNP did Scotland. Only time will tell.)

>England first

Not sure about this one lad

>When your trigger this many Engcucks just by existing

There is no greater honour than to be born a Scotsman

>t

>b-but muh gun laws
Jelly of the Muricans right now

It's fucking shit being Scottish
>Mfw I go to the same school Nicola Sturgeon went to.

>t.Paki

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>Engcucks
m8...

I was born in Scotland, but I was gifted with English parents.

Your county is a shithole pal.

The same way you deal with a moody teenager threatening to run away from home. Let them. Let them run away from home for a bit and see how the real world is, let Scotland leave us, let them see just how difficult it is to be a apart of the EU, because Spain sure as fuck isn't going to let them in, because it would only encourage Catalonian separatists. Let them see how basing their entire economy on oil is like building a castle on sand, although they already seem to have forgotten that right after their vote to remain part of the union the oil price crashed, and that oil is a finite resource. Let them see just how difficult it is to keep their citizens funded with their gibmes, there will be no more bread and circus for them, or rather shortbread and heroin when the English, Welsh and N. Irish tax payers stop giving it to them.

After a decade or so, they will be shivering in the cruel harsh reality of the world and want to come back to their parents house.

>It really pissed me off that some people were treating this wog as a saint, rather than the filthy fucking animal that he is
It's like that cunt they shot in london a couple of years ago. they knew for a fact he'd bought a gun 15mins before, but of course he was a good boi who dindu nuffin

But if you're a Protestant you CAN bare arms. It's in our Bill of Rights.

I don't know how I feel about our gun laws. I think they wouldn't be that bad if the police wasn't so fucking under-resourced.

I've been waiting 6 months for my shotgun certificate at this point and I should hopefully have it by the end of the month. Lord knows how long it would take for a section 1.

Alright then ugghhh don't live here ya daft fuck

Why aren't we at war with Putin right now? We should have given Ukraine a military guarantee over Crimea. He is literally Hitler. And so is Assad. He has bombed thousands of his own Syrian civilians. We should immediately declare war against Putin and Assad.

>Stating the Falklands as British
>triggered

Honestly mate, are you alright?

>honour
>scots"man"
ashamed to be 1/5 scottish desu

>HE WUS A GOOD BOI YOU RAYCIS

Scottish people are cringeworthy wankers

I don't, you inbred porridge wog.

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>Paid off car today
>Paid off household furnishings loan 2 months ago
>Didn't go overboard with the kids at Xmas
>Tfw debt free for the first time since 2009

I legitimately don't know what to do with this money. Between my wife and I, we're now looking at an extra £900 or so a month AFTER we've paid everything.

>mfw I'm Scottish

Well done!

I'd say either put it into the mortgage mate, or buy a second property and rent it out.

Alternatively, you can't take it with you when you're dead so just have fun with it, book a holiday or two, try something new, skiing?

You laugh, but Scotland has the greatest mercy of all:
Dying at 40.

STIRgeon doesn't really want to block Brexit anyway, the press just put it that way since it draws more attention UK-wide.
i.e. when she says the UK government should ask the Scottish parliament, she almost certainly knows how that would actually go:
>UK government is made to consult the Scottish Parliament
>Scottish Parliament presumably rejects
>UK government is forced to overrule them (as it can do, being sovereign) as the only practical option, which would look a bit bad politically and help boost Sturgeon's Independence case (so goes the plan anyway) by showing ultimately the devolved parliament can still be slapped down.

There's basically no way she can actually block Brexit and as first-minister I'm sure she knows it. She doesn't give a damn for the rUK's position in Europe. (Hence why she's not really part of the Milkman IN-crowd of Remoaners, but the "Give Scotland a special deal oh you can't LET SCOTLAND GO" crowd.)

Council elections could be fun, but I can't really get excited for CON gains like most people because of the whole remain-voting-lesbian """conservative""" thing, even if it's a pragmatic measure. Less Labour councils could be good too.

When did I say we wanted to leave I actually quite enjoy you lot paying for our transport,infrastructure, benefits oh the list goes on.

Sorry but you are the ultimate cucks your taxes pay for our relaxation.
Now run along Abdul get out go on now and leave your Cheque on the way out

More anti-scottish threads divide and rule.
I do not understand why you call Scotland scotlanstan cause millions more muslims in England.
Scotland 96% white
England 85% white

>It's fucking shit being Scottish
that you renton?
youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0

>I think they wouldn't be that bad if the police wasn't so fucking under-resourced.
nah they're still bullshit, but then again I don't think we need to go full murica and let literally everyone have one either

>I've been waiting 6 months for my shotgun certificate
where are you?

kek

twitter.com/KevinStewartSNP/status/815976692502188033

Hourly reminder

>Scottish politics is dead boring

Abso-fucking-lutely. I'm in Inverness and this is what I hear on the local news.

>SNP say something about "improving social care"
>Labour pull out a figure from nowhere saying "nuh uh, we've found that in our small sample group 30% of hospital patients aren't supplied with social care out of hospital!"
>Lib Dems talk about looking for a good Brexit deal
>Conservatives make a vague statement about "Holding the SNP accountable" but never actually do anything.

Every week there's a new "hot topic" but it always plays out like this. SNP make a gloating statement early in the week, Labour makes a rebuttal by Wednesday, Lib Dems talk about something completely different, and the Tories make vague threats to make it look like they do something.

Hi lads, I just got back from my /biz/iness mock exam.

I agree with you that fees for the most part of not necessary, but if I was a tax payer I would seriously resent paying for somebodies liberal arts degree if their was little chance that the tax payer would ever reap a sort of reward, also since people only ever have to start paying their loans back if they earn above a certain amount, I don't really see it as too much of a problem. If fees were to be abolished again in England I would like it to only be for certain degrees, like STEM and medicine fields. I admit though, watching Labour get absolutely decimated by the SNP was satisfying to watch, even if I hate the SNP, and watching their further decline in England is like watching some treasonous traitor be electorally hung drawn and quartered.

Scotland has 4 Million peopl, compare it to a similar size like South west. Scotland is a paki shithole for far more mudslimes scotcuck

Scotland is actually one of the lesser subsidized regions, and was generally fiscally balanced before the oil price crash.

Graph is old, but Scotland's deficit is 10%, so you can work that in easily.

Greater Manchester

>When did I say we wanted to leave I actually quite enjoy you lot paying for our transport,infrastructure, benefits oh the list goes on.
But you keep asking where your oil money is going?

That's where it's going, and of course on my new fleshlight.

Have their been any further developments with that? Haven't seen it on the news or anywhere else.

Morning lads

>Tories make vague threats to make it look like they do something.

They do this in all the Labour strongholds as well.

Make fun of the SNP, not Scotland. Reminder that the majoirty of Scots are pro-union and the SNP want to cause tension between us, e.g. similar to the IRA wanting to divide protestants and catholics in Northern Ireland (minus the bombs and what not).

The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots!

You have a lot of nerve calling the English cucks when you won't even vote for independence from Brussels.

You're a fucking disgrace, and I'm ashamed to have been born there. I just tell people I'm from America when I need to visit family.

>voted

We voted to leave, the people in charge of leaving are likely to prevent that but call it leaving anyway.

>I'd say either put it into the mortgage mate
I'd fucking LOVE to make extra payments to the mortgage, but we're locked in at just £250 a month until we can remortgage in 2019. I say "debt free" only because I don't REALLY consider a mortgage a debt. Will definitely be looking at doubling our mortgage payments so we can be fully fledged house owners by (hopefully) 35-36 instead of 45. Guess now's the time to spoil the kids a little, take a holiday. We haven't been in a place like this for years so it almost feels like dirty money

Thanks m8

Has YTKD phoned in to speak to Nige any night this week?

I ask because he talks an awful lot of shite about him, backed up with some hilarious memes, so surely he can confront Nigel with his apparent knowledge? We all know he's not going to be too busy.

The Scottish press is dire. I wish they were right about the SNP being evil nazis just so all the hack journalists would be locked up somewhere and I'd never have to hear lazilly spun versions of remarkably boring events ever again.

What will you guys do to rescue Brexit now that it is literally falling apart?

No just enjoy the current fallout and everyone calling the pussy a cuckold.

Let them, they are pathetic cucks. They know they are and that's funny.

Now where my Haggis memes at? Get on that shit, let's shit this thread STIRRING!

Also voted remain and half a government thats 90% SNP, A party that wants to leave the UK and join the EU

Wait. This is a seriosu question I've always wanted to ask, Brit anons please feel free to respond.

How come Scotland has free tuition fees, prescriptons etc. Do they get taxed higher? Or do Scots get taxed on the same rates but contrubute more than the average Englishman to our total budget? Do they spend less in other areas? etc. Or does Scotland just get an unfair ammount of funding.

Ta.

5 million. I am not a scotcuck.

are all scots autistic?

There's no saving it, best we can do is work hard to eventually elect a pro-Leave party. Sadly the only anti-EU parties are also retarded.

YKTD likes not to post too much personal info, so I doubt he would call in, being the only caller with a Welsh accent so that he could let us all know what he sounds like.

weird. longest i've ever seen GMP take to process one was like 10weeks

YKTD gets BTFO almost daily, he just ignores the posters who pole holes in his limited knowledge outside of Hitchens shrine worship.

What? I thought that the Scotish Sun endorsed the SNP in 2015 and supported Scotish independance?

I know, I just hate hearing about her and the SNP really, they're fucking disastrous and it gets old real quick

I know what you mean about the Cons for the council elections, but I don't know if that support will translate into the 2020 GE, I just hope in 2020 they lose some of their seats, could only wish it was to a more Unionist party thats not the Cons, Lab or Lib, cause UKIP will get nothing up here with the Darrien scheme change

DO IT AGAIN BOMBER HARRIS

>Northern Ireland
JUST

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