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Come home, ape man
Go home, also rate muh heritage.
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Pay debts to your emu overlord
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Raise that white flag.
Wow I'm surprised you've traced your seppo heritage that far
Hi dijaspora
Why did they give your wife the name pregnant, that's sexist.
Is this the famous German humour I have heard about?
Yeah, I had to pay a fair bit for it (over $200), Can only go back to the 1600's though.
Sure thing
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fucking leaf
GET OUTTA MY COUNTRY YOU WOG
My grandparents did more for this country than your whole family.
by what? drinking soup and sitting on their ass all day with their greek beer guts?
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lol ok chill
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>no nazi flag
Grandfather was a trauma surgeon and grandmother worked for the CSIRO.
Not sure on the higher up part of my dad's side. I know it's either my great grandfather or great great grandfather that was born in London, and I know there's some German somewhere so I threw that in where I assumed it was.
can't edit that pic on phone.
by mother's line literally everyone in my ancestry were russians, except for moms grandfather on her father's line, who was a buryat. grandma's ancestors were small landholders in primorye, and during the civil war, when japs departed, half of the family fled with them to japan, half stayed, but all the property was seized by the reds anyway.
never knew anything of father's ancestors, besides that they were mostly russians likewise.
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Oh you are italian
i am 30 % italian as well bro
Where the Savoy really marrying merchants?
True story, i even have a shitty painted picture of my great grandma and grandpa
What's a good way to find all this out? I've always been interested.
are italo-croats the true master race?
Italian is the most consistent part of my bloodline I suppose, I know my mom's side is very Italian. But I'm still a mutt, my dad's side is all mixed. Somewhere along there is French too. All European though as far as I know.
rate pls
You have some ancestry sites just type it in google
i think you have to pay for them to find out where do you come from
familysearch.org
Ancestry
any local websites where you live.
Castile is better you spazmoid
Ye boi
Time to post my glorious ancestors again. A difficult bunch, but it would be hard not to love them.
You know damn well what those ???? Mean
Part Polish, how does it effect you? You love potatoes?
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*tips bonette*
you missed a few (dozen) nazi flags
Why would anyone put a nigger on the flag though?
Is there any simple one you don't have to sign up for?
Well, potatoes can be rather delicious with the proper recipe...
For this post, you shall be among the first to be sent to a Rehungarization Gulag after the inevitable Hungarian reconquista of Croatia.
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those are 4 decapitated moor heads to symbolize the struggle against saracens
:^)
>5'11"
I literally can not imagine life under 6ft
Wew it's okay then
But purely aesthetically it's retarded af
Too lazy
should have probably put a DDR flag as well as some Prussian/NGC/German Empire flags. literally can't be assed to change it tho.
familysearch. Michigan has records you can freely search also, not sure what state you're in or what websites they offer.
King of manlets is (ok) as long as you are attractive
t. ahmed
I am 5'5, manlet memes make no difference in real life, I just have to reach for things sometimes.
I accidentally posted the 1.0 version, here is the 1.1.
check filename kek
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dirty slav
have you ever considered height surgery?
I knew a guy who killed himself because he was 5'7"
no because that is retarded
t. albanian
dafuq?
how can someone be that fucking insecure
i am 6'4'' and sometimes i actually hate my height
i am slavic aswell you mongoloid
Top KuK. You forgot one of my great-grandmothers.
I was insulting you by suggesting you are albanian.
he was 16 and the school had a lot of tall Chads, it was a very rich white area.
I was never insecure at 5'11", but I understood his pain
>????
Hans don't be ashamed.
napoleon was 5' 2''
and he got BTFO by Russians
Was interesting strangely enough, hope your ancestors are proud of you.
All 'murrican/Anglo from Appalachia dating back to the 1600's.
Everything before that is irrelevant.
Jesus, did you even look at my family tree?
Do you understand insults? They do not have to be true, just suggest a negative.
German humour is no laughing matter, Bogdan.
I did my best.
T. Mohammed pied-noir
He was btfo by winter, attrition and lack of supplies - things that ravaged russian army just likewise. In conventional terms he won, the terms just couldn't be applied to russia and he failed to understand that. Basically his own fault.
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Tfw I literally have no idea about my heritage because my father was from an orphanage and mother escaped Uzbekistan running from ethnic cleansing.
how is your mom doing, grandma here.
i got some couscouse ready, dont worry i will send by plane.
>t.not pied noir if you ask me.
t. mongol
Thanks crouton.
I would take a DNA test. I've matched russians myself, so I'm sure there is some relatives you could connect with.
The smallest adjustment. But the largest of keks. Hvala ti, Hrvat.
Detailed trees are usually pretty interesting. I wish to make a v1.2. Before my grandmothers pass away. As for my ancestors? I am told that I would have gotten along very well with my maternal grandfather. The paternal one? Not so much. He had expectations one had to live up to. I remember him as a rather grumpy old man.
Although grandma told me he actually loved me very much. And yes. I do remember that he could lovingly smile at the insufferable little shit that I was when I was four years old.
Wew
Why do you have such obsession with mongols though? It aint even funny at this point you know
I admire their culture
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nema problema dijaspora
We like you too.
don't sell yourself short IVAN, tens of thousands of his men died on the battlefield as well
Minor updates since I made some mistakes on the last version and wanted to add more detail. I just realized in putting this together just how strong the potato blood is. They really are the niggers of europe.
Also I'm guessing on my mom's mom's hair because it's been white for the past forty years. McGranny probably blonde I would imagine, although both my parents were as blonde as me when they were born and darkened later.
>no nigger
>or forigners
are you sure ?
>couscous
fucking delicious
i love you grandma